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1/ A politician from any party tells us " Mo in bien kokin. Mo in bien servi mo mem. Et ban zoaves kontinier vote pou moi! Vive ledikation gratis!"
2/ A 'socio cultural' parasite, or one of those self appointed representatives of God tells us : "Relizion? Ene vrai mirak sa! Sa kantite dimoune ki koir tou seki mo dire zot, meme si mo in fail bilo? Extra! Mo nek ena pou mentionne lenfer ou paradi, et zot donne moi boukou larzan! Kouma mo ti pou kapav amene bon la vi alor, kan mo pa meme koner kouma pou attasse mo souliers? Bon Dier grand! Bon Dier konne tou! Bon Dier p guet tou seki nou fer, alor li truver kommien kasse sorry, 'donation', zot donne moi!"
3/ A MBC "news" reporter starts to read the news and half way through, he/she tells us: " Pa news sa! Zis propagande sa! Tou seki ban ministres la in fek dire, menti sa! Zot nek koz kk, et zot expect MBC montrer zot, meme kan zot p assizer lor toilettes. Berenger, Ramgoolam, Jugnauth(s) zot tou in servi nou kouma zot drains pou amene zot kk enver lepep! MBC la, zot koir ki li pou mari zot mama sa! Aster, ena sa sovaz Anoop et so ban zom pitins ki p fer Fake News 24/24, lor instriktions Lady Macbeth."
4/ Roshi Bhadain removes that huge cloak of arrogance and tells us: " Mo nepli kapav koz menti. Oui, mo in bien fanne kk lor BAI/Bramer. Mo ti tro ambitious, et kouma ene gro kouyon, mo in laisse Vishnu et ban Jugs servi moi. Si BAI/Bramer ti ene ponzi, alor boukou lezot institutions finance dan pays oussi ponzi, parski ban la oussi pran kasse ici et al investire la ba. Tou bizness fer sa.....Et ban Jugs in bien kouyonne moi, et mo p enkor senti kaltioul Lady Macbeth dan mo trou fesse. Aster, mo p 'avenge' moi et kraz le boja de la cuisine. Aster, mo zeko ki bizin zeko!
5/ The Bar Council: "We regret to inform you that we do indeed have many greedy, unprofessional, lying, thieving 'barristers' in our legal system. Many of them are worse than the criminals they defend". B ki pou fer? Nou travay plis ki taxi nou! Meme si passazer pa arete nou, nou pou offer nou services! Nou motto pa 'first come, first served', nou. Nou motto c " You are all welcome but as long as you have lots of money, preferably in cash!".
6/ The Medical Council: Same message as the Bar Council's one, but substitute doctors for barristers.....
7/ The Law Society: See previous two messages.
8/ Commissioner of police, Servandersing: Mo la pou servi premier ministre, alor mo bien ferfoute avek zot!
9/ Parasitical orgs CEOs/DGs/Presidents: Eh ban ggt! kifer san la gagne entertainment allowance Rs 20,000 par moi et moi mo gagne zis Rs 15,000? Tou sa soucee mo in souce zot pou elections et mo gagne zis 15 mois la paye? Ki zot koir, mo gratte fesse ene la zournee? (shouts from everyone: 'oui, LKTM! Apart sa, ki to koner?')
10/ Poison Dwarf, Ivan C: " Ti cretin in attasse mo graines avek ICAC. Si mo bouzer et kritik li, mo tasser!"
11/ Ti Cretin: "EVIDAMAN, mo pa ena letoffe ene PM, mai c Lady Macbeth ki control tou. Mo moteur lor otomatik moi, et mo pa konne narien. Nou dan ene demokrasi, dan ene etat de droit, et si belle fille dire bopere bez fesse alle pisse avek ene gro gro pension, c sa la demokrasi! Zot ban ingrats, ban frustres!"
12/ Prakash Montrou: "kifer mo in al rant kamarade ar Siddick? Bez sa! Mille foi mo frere tailleur, ki avek so ti latelier in ressi ramasse par centaines des millions roupies! Ene sans ban Jugs konne mo valeur dan la cuisine!"
13/ Siddick: " Kifer mo in al rant kamarade ar Montrou? Bez sa! Mo la vi ti bien bon avek Navin, aster li oussi in avoy moi ferfoute!"
14/ Mazistras: " ou in fer ar sa tifi 13 ans la? Oui li paret bien adult. Aller, 3 mois community service, ki ou dire? Li bon li pa bon? Pli bon ki malice/viol la?
" Ein! li zet lacide lor fam et so zenfan tou? 3 ans prisons! Ar moi pa badiner! Mo mari severe moi...."
"Ein! Li ti touy li? Avek sabres? et aprer li enterre so lekor dan pik latrine? Oui, guilty of coups et blessures, pa murder! 5 ans prison! PA BADINER AR MOI!"
15/Chuttur ka Mou, in charge of ICAC: "Sa ban dossiers la p fatig moi...sitan mo tro etidier zot, mo blier met charge aprer...Nou dan ene etat de droit!."
16/ Ex police commissioner: " Bez sa! akoz 2-3 bal kouler pou Holi, zot kraz mo graines! Ayatollah fane kk partou, et narien pa arriv li? Zot pou koner ar moi kan mo re rant dan mo taxi, sorry helikopter.."
17/ Bobok Hureeram: " Mo koner mo ene fesse, mo ene gro la guele avek ti la cervelle. Mai mo pa kontan kan zot dire moi ki mo ene fesse. Nou dan ene etat de droit, et zis moi ki en droit dire ki mo ene fesse! Simik, bon sa?"
18/ Zaza: " Pays dan mari bez! Mo ti dan gouvernman depi 2005 a 2016, et narien pa mo faute! Mo kontan kan mo cock santer...sa fer soleil levee, ban madames dire moi. "
19/ Navin: Mo bien bizin arete mo obsession ar fam ki renpli ar plastik. Tro boukou problems kan plastilk la sofe. Et mo bizin asste boukou porte fey en place ki met gro gro safes dan mo ti lakaz...Moi ki vrai lion! Kan mo la, zot pa bizin peur! (zis baisse kilottes la, ok?)"
20/ Missier Berenger: " Personne pa pou kapav enpesse moi dimane elections zeneral anticipees sak semaine! Mo p fer sa depi les annees 70, et zot kontinier vote moi! Kan mo ti dire ki zot vreman Lepep admirab, zot koir mo ti p badiner? Zot admirabman kouyon!"
Last but not least, Ayatollah Mouftah: " Kommien to pou kapav donner? Ein? Gratis sa? Pa pou narien zot apel moi Ayatollah Mouftah! Ban Arabes tro kontan moi et kontan donne cado..Bon dier p guetter!"
Plus a whole list of incredibly, astoundingly stupid things that nevertheless makes him a perfect politician, ambassador in our etat de droit...That is some of the truth that our serviteurs du pays will never tell us..
2/ A 'socio cultural' parasite, or one of those self appointed representatives of God tells us : "Relizion? Ene vrai mirak sa! Sa kantite dimoune ki koir tou seki mo dire zot, meme si mo in fail bilo? Extra! Mo nek ena pou mentionne lenfer ou paradi, et zot donne moi boukou larzan! Kouma mo ti pou kapav amene bon la vi alor, kan mo pa meme koner kouma pou attasse mo souliers? Bon Dier grand! Bon Dier konne tou! Bon Dier p guet tou seki nou fer, alor li truver kommien kasse sorry, 'donation', zot donne moi!"
3/ A MBC "news" reporter starts to read the news and half way through, he/she tells us: " Pa news sa! Zis propagande sa! Tou seki ban ministres la in fek dire, menti sa! Zot nek koz kk, et zot expect MBC montrer zot, meme kan zot p assizer lor toilettes. Berenger, Ramgoolam, Jugnauth(s) zot tou in servi nou kouma zot drains pou amene zot kk enver lepep! MBC la, zot koir ki li pou mari zot mama sa! Aster, ena sa sovaz Anoop et so ban zom pitins ki p fer Fake News 24/24, lor instriktions Lady Macbeth."
4/ Roshi Bhadain removes that huge cloak of arrogance and tells us: " Mo nepli kapav koz menti. Oui, mo in bien fanne kk lor BAI/Bramer. Mo ti tro ambitious, et kouma ene gro kouyon, mo in laisse Vishnu et ban Jugs servi moi. Si BAI/Bramer ti ene ponzi, alor boukou lezot institutions finance dan pays oussi ponzi, parski ban la oussi pran kasse ici et al investire la ba. Tou bizness fer sa.....Et ban Jugs in bien kouyonne moi, et mo p enkor senti kaltioul Lady Macbeth dan mo trou fesse. Aster, mo p 'avenge' moi et kraz le boja de la cuisine. Aster, mo zeko ki bizin zeko!
5/ The Bar Council: "We regret to inform you that we do indeed have many greedy, unprofessional, lying, thieving 'barristers' in our legal system. Many of them are worse than the criminals they defend". B ki pou fer? Nou travay plis ki taxi nou! Meme si passazer pa arete nou, nou pou offer nou services! Nou motto pa 'first come, first served', nou. Nou motto c " You are all welcome but as long as you have lots of money, preferably in cash!".
6/ The Medical Council: Same message as the Bar Council's one, but substitute doctors for barristers.....
7/ The Law Society: See previous two messages.
8/ Commissioner of police, Servandersing: Mo la pou servi premier ministre, alor mo bien ferfoute avek zot!
9/ Parasitical orgs CEOs/DGs/Presidents: Eh ban ggt! kifer san la gagne entertainment allowance Rs 20,000 par moi et moi mo gagne zis Rs 15,000? Tou sa soucee mo in souce zot pou elections et mo gagne zis 15 mois la paye? Ki zot koir, mo gratte fesse ene la zournee? (shouts from everyone: 'oui, LKTM! Apart sa, ki to koner?')
10/ Poison Dwarf, Ivan C: " Ti cretin in attasse mo graines avek ICAC. Si mo bouzer et kritik li, mo tasser!"
11/ Ti Cretin: "EVIDAMAN, mo pa ena letoffe ene PM, mai c Lady Macbeth ki control tou. Mo moteur lor otomatik moi, et mo pa konne narien. Nou dan ene demokrasi, dan ene etat de droit, et si belle fille dire bopere bez fesse alle pisse avek ene gro gro pension, c sa la demokrasi! Zot ban ingrats, ban frustres!"
12/ Prakash Montrou: "kifer mo in al rant kamarade ar Siddick? Bez sa! Mille foi mo frere tailleur, ki avek so ti latelier in ressi ramasse par centaines des millions roupies! Ene sans ban Jugs konne mo valeur dan la cuisine!"
13/ Siddick: " Kifer mo in al rant kamarade ar Montrou? Bez sa! Mo la vi ti bien bon avek Navin, aster li oussi in avoy moi ferfoute!"
14/ Mazistras: " ou in fer ar sa tifi 13 ans la? Oui li paret bien adult. Aller, 3 mois community service, ki ou dire? Li bon li pa bon? Pli bon ki malice/viol la?
" Ein! li zet lacide lor fam et so zenfan tou? 3 ans prisons! Ar moi pa badiner! Mo mari severe moi...."
"Ein! Li ti touy li? Avek sabres? et aprer li enterre so lekor dan pik latrine? Oui, guilty of coups et blessures, pa murder! 5 ans prison! PA BADINER AR MOI!"
15/Chuttur ka Mou, in charge of ICAC: "Sa ban dossiers la p fatig moi...sitan mo tro etidier zot, mo blier met charge aprer...Nou dan ene etat de droit!."
16/ Ex police commissioner: " Bez sa! akoz 2-3 bal kouler pou Holi, zot kraz mo graines! Ayatollah fane kk partou, et narien pa arriv li? Zot pou koner ar moi kan mo re rant dan mo taxi, sorry helikopter.."
17/ Bobok Hureeram: " Mo koner mo ene fesse, mo ene gro la guele avek ti la cervelle. Mai mo pa kontan kan zot dire moi ki mo ene fesse. Nou dan ene etat de droit, et zis moi ki en droit dire ki mo ene fesse! Simik, bon sa?"
18/ Zaza: " Pays dan mari bez! Mo ti dan gouvernman depi 2005 a 2016, et narien pa mo faute! Mo kontan kan mo cock santer...sa fer soleil levee, ban madames dire moi. "
19/ Navin: Mo bien bizin arete mo obsession ar fam ki renpli ar plastik. Tro boukou problems kan plastilk la sofe. Et mo bizin asste boukou porte fey en place ki met gro gro safes dan mo ti lakaz...Moi ki vrai lion! Kan mo la, zot pa bizin peur! (zis baisse kilottes la, ok?)"
20/ Missier Berenger: " Personne pa pou kapav enpesse moi dimane elections zeneral anticipees sak semaine! Mo p fer sa depi les annees 70, et zot kontinier vote moi! Kan mo ti dire ki zot vreman Lepep admirab, zot koir mo ti p badiner? Zot admirabman kouyon!"
Last but not least, Ayatollah Mouftah: " Kommien to pou kapav donner? Ein? Gratis sa? Pa pou narien zot apel moi Ayatollah Mouftah! Ban Arabes tro kontan moi et kontan donne cado..Bon dier p guetter!"
Plus a whole list of incredibly, astoundingly stupid things that nevertheless makes him a perfect politician, ambassador in our etat de droit...That is some of the truth that our serviteurs du pays will never tell us..
