![[Paul Lismore] Unfortunately, Rama Valayden's "Dream Team" wil make Pravind Jugnauth have many wet dreams](https://www.zinfos-moris.com/photo/art/grande/72591291-50510700.jpg?v=1683118319 "[Paul Lismore] Unfortunately, Rama Valayden's \"Dream Team\" wil make Pravind Jugnauth have many wet dreams")
![[Paul Lismore] Unfortunately, Rama Valayden's "Dream Team" wil make Pravind Jugnauth have many wet dreams](https://www.zinfos-moris.com/photo/art/default/72591291-50510700.jpg?v=1683118319 "[Paul Lismore] Unfortunately, Rama Valayden's \"Dream Team\" wil make Pravind Jugnauth have many wet dreams")
Far be it for me to pour a bucket of ice on those who already see their scrawny arses on the back seat of the ministerial limousine, and trying their best to look as important as they can never be. It seems like everyone wants to enter the National Assembly these days, including absolute idiots who feel that it is time that their devotion to the "copy/paste" industry deserves national recognition....and the irredeemably stupid who believe, rightly I suppose, that si lepep kouyon kapav fer ban bobok kuma Hureeram/Lesjongard/Ganoo/sa ti macro ki peur so laptop pou eklate, et ene ti larmee lezot idiots vine depites/ministres, b kifer pa ban bobok kouma zot?
Ala kot nou pays in arive, kot ene larmee idiots p rode renplace ene lot larmee idiots pou sinp rezon ki "Bizin sanzman"...parey kouma ban paresses et malprop fer kan en place met nouvo lamoresse, zot nek devire seki zot in mete depi ene semaine, et remet mem kouyonade la...
What is Rama's dream Team: A cacophony of various individuals making a discordant mix of sounds who somehow will come together and walk hand in hand to the Promised Land of beautiful food and music, with plenty of licema as a side dish. Almost all of them have tried their luck with the parties they now call "Dinozor", and have failed abysmally. Rama himself has never won any of the many elections he stood as candidate, despite being well placed in his home town of Rose Hill to take advantage of a Berenger in decline and the 2 MMM zombies standing with him.
The only time Rama got his backside in a ministerial limousine was when Ramgoolam made him Attorney General. Admittedly , he did a better job than most AGs, despite some quite crude scenes when he allowed his ego to take over his legal functions.. Fundamentally, he is a decent man who has an appalling taste in the choice of individuals to side with him in his often worthwhile battles. One look at the preposterously named "Avengers" tells you that many of them are roder bouttes, including some who wanted justice for Kistnen and who now have become fully fledged members of the MSM. It is like Adolf Hitler recruiting members of the local synagogue who suddenly suffer amnesia about Auschwitz, etc...
Who are the other "patriots" flocking to Rama's new outfit, the LPM, an abbreviation which is often confused with an abbreviation for a Creole swear word...Vasant Bunwaree, the man who has tried the delights of almost every party in existence and who fucks off as soon as he realises that he will not get a ticket. Nando Bodha, the Brylcreem man, who knows all the secrets of la Kwizinne being a long time sous chef to the chef Lady Macbeth, and who, as sous chef, has "soussed" his way to a ministerial job every time the MSM got into power. He knows all the dirty secrets, but has never told us any....Same for Roshi Badhain, who Rama wants to now court in yet another display of instinctual stupidity and naivety.
Bhadain will never be able to remove the barbaric stench of the wanton destruction of BAI from his nice suits, and however much he tells us he "tire la fimee divan zot lizier", he ends up putting more la fimee....For someone who wants to "gouverner autrement", his use of a police escort every time he needed his fat arse to take him somewhere in his limousine as a Junior Minister, still sticks in the craw....
Who else is in the LPM? Many rejects of the MMM who found in Alan Ganoo's Mouvement Patriotik their great saviour...I think that tells you all that you need to know about them...And one must never forget the one who walks and sleeps with a loud hailer, and who now wears an ill-fitting tie and badly mauled suit as a rehearsal in his tiny mind of the sartorial elegance that he as a future minister will need to demonstrate....
So, who will vote for the LPM and other desperate souls willing to join them in the "Dream Team" of Rama? Let us be serious for a moment and look at the electoral realities which have already made the "Dream Team" give Pravind Jugnauth many wet dreams. NO MSM CHATWAS OR NON CHATWAS WILL VOTE FOR THE "DREAM TEAM". They will stick to the MSM, come what may. This means that it is likely that the MSM and its zombie parties will collect between 25% and 35% of the total vote at the next elections, enough for them to form a government, esp with the prospect of Judas buying a few of the gouverner autrement idiots....
So, where will LPM/RM/Reform/ any new born gouverner autrement wallahs obtain their votes? FROM THE OPPOSITION, SILLY! Do you think it is an innocent coincidence that all these people spend their time attacking the opposition, and just to balance things out, spend a few minutes only to "attack" the MSM?
Whether they agree or not, the "DREAM TEAM" of Rama and all the molluscs hoping to cling to that shell of a party, remain the biggest assets of the MSM. Pravind Jugnauth is not the ti cretin that we think he is: he does not make any attacks on the LPM and the others. Like them, he only targets the PTr and MMM, specifically Navin Ramgoolam and Paul Berenger. You think that is a coincidence?
Who would have thought it, eh? That the biggest help that Pravind Jugnauth could get would be from his old partners Bodha and Bhadain, and the man, Rama Valayden who, despite his good intentions, has always ended up being on the losing side due to his poor tactics and electoral naivety.
As things stand, I am afraid the MSM is heading towards another victory, albeit on a much smaller scale than in 2019...and it will all be due to arseholes who apart from shouting "Dinozor", "Dinasti", "Bizin sanzman" have only just realised that their fingers will always hit their arseholes if they don't use enough toilet paper to wipe themselves with....
Ala kot nou pays in arive, kot ene larmee idiots p rode renplace ene lot larmee idiots pou sinp rezon ki "Bizin sanzman"...parey kouma ban paresses et malprop fer kan en place met nouvo lamoresse, zot nek devire seki zot in mete depi ene semaine, et remet mem kouyonade la...
What is Rama's dream Team: A cacophony of various individuals making a discordant mix of sounds who somehow will come together and walk hand in hand to the Promised Land of beautiful food and music, with plenty of licema as a side dish. Almost all of them have tried their luck with the parties they now call "Dinozor", and have failed abysmally. Rama himself has never won any of the many elections he stood as candidate, despite being well placed in his home town of Rose Hill to take advantage of a Berenger in decline and the 2 MMM zombies standing with him.
The only time Rama got his backside in a ministerial limousine was when Ramgoolam made him Attorney General. Admittedly , he did a better job than most AGs, despite some quite crude scenes when he allowed his ego to take over his legal functions.. Fundamentally, he is a decent man who has an appalling taste in the choice of individuals to side with him in his often worthwhile battles. One look at the preposterously named "Avengers" tells you that many of them are roder bouttes, including some who wanted justice for Kistnen and who now have become fully fledged members of the MSM. It is like Adolf Hitler recruiting members of the local synagogue who suddenly suffer amnesia about Auschwitz, etc...
Who are the other "patriots" flocking to Rama's new outfit, the LPM, an abbreviation which is often confused with an abbreviation for a Creole swear word...Vasant Bunwaree, the man who has tried the delights of almost every party in existence and who fucks off as soon as he realises that he will not get a ticket. Nando Bodha, the Brylcreem man, who knows all the secrets of la Kwizinne being a long time sous chef to the chef Lady Macbeth, and who, as sous chef, has "soussed" his way to a ministerial job every time the MSM got into power. He knows all the dirty secrets, but has never told us any....Same for Roshi Badhain, who Rama wants to now court in yet another display of instinctual stupidity and naivety.
Bhadain will never be able to remove the barbaric stench of the wanton destruction of BAI from his nice suits, and however much he tells us he "tire la fimee divan zot lizier", he ends up putting more la fimee....For someone who wants to "gouverner autrement", his use of a police escort every time he needed his fat arse to take him somewhere in his limousine as a Junior Minister, still sticks in the craw....
Who else is in the LPM? Many rejects of the MMM who found in Alan Ganoo's Mouvement Patriotik their great saviour...I think that tells you all that you need to know about them...And one must never forget the one who walks and sleeps with a loud hailer, and who now wears an ill-fitting tie and badly mauled suit as a rehearsal in his tiny mind of the sartorial elegance that he as a future minister will need to demonstrate....
So, who will vote for the LPM and other desperate souls willing to join them in the "Dream Team" of Rama? Let us be serious for a moment and look at the electoral realities which have already made the "Dream Team" give Pravind Jugnauth many wet dreams. NO MSM CHATWAS OR NON CHATWAS WILL VOTE FOR THE "DREAM TEAM". They will stick to the MSM, come what may. This means that it is likely that the MSM and its zombie parties will collect between 25% and 35% of the total vote at the next elections, enough for them to form a government, esp with the prospect of Judas buying a few of the gouverner autrement idiots....
So, where will LPM/RM/Reform/ any new born gouverner autrement wallahs obtain their votes? FROM THE OPPOSITION, SILLY! Do you think it is an innocent coincidence that all these people spend their time attacking the opposition, and just to balance things out, spend a few minutes only to "attack" the MSM?
Whether they agree or not, the "DREAM TEAM" of Rama and all the molluscs hoping to cling to that shell of a party, remain the biggest assets of the MSM. Pravind Jugnauth is not the ti cretin that we think he is: he does not make any attacks on the LPM and the others. Like them, he only targets the PTr and MMM, specifically Navin Ramgoolam and Paul Berenger. You think that is a coincidence?
Who would have thought it, eh? That the biggest help that Pravind Jugnauth could get would be from his old partners Bodha and Bhadain, and the man, Rama Valayden who, despite his good intentions, has always ended up being on the losing side due to his poor tactics and electoral naivety.
As things stand, I am afraid the MSM is heading towards another victory, albeit on a much smaller scale than in 2019...and it will all be due to arseholes who apart from shouting "Dinozor", "Dinasti", "Bizin sanzman" have only just realised that their fingers will always hit their arseholes if they don't use enough toilet paper to wipe themselves with....
