Paul Lismore

[Paul Lismore] The toxic tentacles of La Kwizinne are now throttling freedom of expression on Facebook

Rédigé par Paul Lismore le Vendredi 9 Septembre 2022

Some of you may be wondering about my absence on Facebook in the last few days. I am afraid Facebook decided to block me again for no reason whatsoever. Exactly 2 years after me and some friends created the Paul Lismore page, this is what Facebook emailed me, to show how concerned, caring, and wonderful they are:

Hi Paul,It looks like someone may have accessed your Facebook account. To secure your account, you'll need to answer a few questions and change your password the next time you go to Facebook.For your protection, no one can see you on Facebook until you secure your account.Thanks,
The Facebook Security Team"

Facebook then advised me, in the caring, helpful manner many of us have become accustomed to, to "SECURE YOUR ACCOUNT NOW". And I then go on a merry go round that takes me back to the original message...So, I have been unable to access Facebook for the last few days whilst the sixieme fail, the absolutely idiotic trolls sent and paid by la kwizinne have no problem murdering every language on earth with their incredibly bad spelling and empty minds full of stupid slogans....

Remember, " For your protection, no one can see you on Facebook until you secure your account"? That was obviously a lie, as my account is still there for all to see, except me...And no one has hacked my account!

They have tried that type of nonsense on at least 10 occasions in the last six months. But this time, they seem hell bent on obeying the orders of la kwizinne and ban me for good....despite the fact that Facebook cannot offer me any valid reason except lies, as I have shown you.

All these attacks on our constitutional right to freedom of expression started when Dick Fu Manchu, stir fry chef in la kwizinne, decided that his skills as bhai lookhe supremo should gain official and legal recognition with an amendment to ICTA that would have allowed him and the other chatwas to see everything that we write, including our passwords, before we post anything! 

I get the impression that Facebook panicked, and being totally unaware of the epidemic of soucerism and chatwaism in the island, decided to appoint Mauritian moderators! And la kwizinne, that notorious den of cheap sluts and mercenary chancers, installed its macros as moderators.

That is why we see an enormous amount of crude and filthy garbage by these trolls on Facebook, and the cold, leprous hand of censorship on anything that seems to criticise the government of hoodlums and bandits that we have.

I often publicise the problems of many individuals caught by the double whammy of a government led by a cretin with pretensions to be the Mauritian Hitler and a police force led by dummies at the beck and call of the cretin and his la kwizinne. I used to do that primarily because we all know how "our free and independent press" swallows everything that the police tell them and therefore create an image of guilt even when the full story has yet to be told. But I know what ingratitude is and I do not expect any of them to help me when I am in difficulty. In fact, many of them did not even bother to acknowledge my support for them when their world was crumbling.... 

In future, I shall write only things that I find funny...And when we are led by a government of dangerous clowns facing an opposition of buffoons, believe me, there is a lot to laugh about. Assuming Facebook allows me to continue writing, and their mercenary moderators at last understand the true value of their role. But I doubt that very much. So, enjoy it whilst you can, as the bishop said to the nun..

Vendredi 9 Septembre 2022

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