[Paul Lismore] Special service for the chatwas by Dipshit and his men

If you need to show your credentials as a maha chatwa.
If not enough idiots like your idiocies on Tik Tok
If you feel that your potential as a chatwa is not being fully exploited
If you feel that your tongue should be named as the champion arse licker,
If you want to confirm your status as the G.O.A.T.
The Greatest Of All Tongues...

Don't worry, be happy.
Dipshit will come to the rescue
And bestows "grace" on you.
He will call his boss,
No, Not the ti cretin,
But his real boss, 
The one who gives him nightmares
That he might plant some Ti fey dan so fesse kan li p dormi.
Yes, Jag (Hi! Moi ki mari, meme si mo ene idiot extra gran nwar).

Jag (Hi! Ena touk maria ici? Sintetik sa!)
Pou vine teste ou la poudre
Et dire dan 1 hr tan ki sa
La poudre la pou fer zoli roti/farata/puri sa!
Et li pou dire ki ou pa pou gagne
Ene ferfoute nissa si ou rode fer kouma MT
Et sniff sa...

Therefore, if you are not getting the attention
That an idiot like you feel you deserve.
Get in touch with Dipshit/ Jag (Hi! Mo la pou servi la kwizinne)
And they will make you
Look like the chatwa idiot you really are
Instead of the martyr you thought you will be.