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[Paul Lismore] SERVANDERSING, WTF WAS THAT YESTERDAY?


Rédigé par E. Moris le Vendredi 8 Janvier 2021



National Security Service, Special Supporting Unit (SSU),  Criminal Investigation Division (CID), Central Criminal Investigation Department (CCID),  Special Mobile Force, l’unité anti émeute,  Groupement d’intervention de la police mauricienne (GIPM),  Marine Commandos (MARCOS),  unité élite de la SSU,  l’Anti Drug and Smuggling Unit (Adsu) et des motards de la police....et  véhicules blindés de la SMF, les véhicules de la SSU et ceux des autres unités.

Dire moi, were we in a state of war yesterday? Eski Seychelles ti p invade nou?

Tou sa gablous/soldats, zarm, mitraillets, fizi, tanks, jeeps, blindes,etc? Et snipers habiller en noir lor batiman blancs? 14 p glisser? To pa konner ki role sniper, c ki zot pran position en kassiett pou personne pa truv zot, mai toi to fer zot habille en noir lor ene background blanc pou dimoune truv zot? Tou sa ban cours ki Jangi dire nou semaine derniere ki li in suiv en deor pays, zis pou gagne per diem sa? Ene sinp zafer kumsa zot pa koner? 

Aster, to ban Deputy Commissioners of police p vine rakont nou ki tou sa larmee la ti bizin dan Port Louis akoz zot in gagne 'information" ki pou ena dezord? Avek ki zot in gagne sa info la? Avek ban ki batte cartes et predire lavenir fausse pou ban boboks ki koir sa ban kouyonner la? Jangi dire "nous avons eu vent qu’il y aurait du grabuge." Mo koir li penser ki "grabuge" v dire manzer gratis, et possib akoz sa ki ti ena sa kantite gablous dan Port Louis hier...et so 'vent', c gaz ki li ti gagner...

Mai vreman Servandersing, to mank travay?

Assizer gratte fesse ou versee divan ti cretin pa asser pou fer to la vi interessan? To bizin montrer nou tou ban zouzous ki la police in asseter avek nou larzan? To pre pou pran pension, mai meme sa to touzour gagne sa mari lenvi manz dan la cuisine la? To pa envi ki to montrer nou ki to ene bon komisser de police dan to dernier 2-3 mois? Kumsa lenvi soucer la fort, do? Sharam naiba?

Enfin, never let it be said that I am never helpful! So, in the spirit of helping the afflicted, and your performance as Commissioner shows that you are terminally afflicted, this is what you should do next Tuesday when a fat, thieving, arrogant cunt will attend court again.

Get in touch with that gorgeous lady who is the new High Commissioner of India to Mauritius. Ask her to send a few Indian warships to blockade Port Louis, because that will send the right message to the 'insignifiants", non? And please beseech her to ensure that some Dassault Rafale or MiG-29 Indian fighter planes fly over Port Louis, esp over the court building, at exactly the time the fat cunt will get out of the limousine paid by us, and starts waddling towards the court. 

Do the same when he comes out of court too, ok? Your GCSK or whatever cheap tin medal people like you cherish so much will be in the post if you do that, ok Servandersing? When your grandchildren ask you " What did you used to do?", you can tell them " Mo ti ene vendeur"....which of course is the truth, as it truly reflects the "work" that you and your creepy DPCs, APCs, etc do every day: lick the floor of la cuisine.

But de grace, stop making your "snipers" look any more ridiculous than they did yesterday. If they wanted a real target, as someone said online, Yogida had helpfully painted a white circle on his forehead right between his eyes, so ask them to aim for that next time....

Otherwise, they and their binoculars made them look like Peeping Toms yesterday.

Vendredi 8 Janvier 2021

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