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Once upon a time, a little Hitler decided to convert our national police force into his own private army. He appointed an anencephalic oik with no spine called Dipshit to lead his force. But that was not good enough, so he got le Dipshit to create a new team, called Lekip Batte under the leadership of another obedient oik called Jag "Hi, here is my fist"...
This is a fictitious tale of Lekip Batte in action, although any similarity with a recent incident is entirely coincidental...It is based on records from Lekip Batte...
1/ le 19 Aout 2022, pa le Sisut ki le ti Hitler zalou ki lezot p gagner, a 21.30, Lekip batte gagne information ki pou ena trazaktion entre ene madame et so boyfriend zavoka. Lekip batte truv zot p roule loto dan Cascavelle/Bambous, mai pa kone kifer pa in arete zot kan zot dan loto..O kontrer, lekip batte al kot madame la so lakaz et atane zot vini, kouma dire ene gran lespri in dire zot ki sa 2 la p al direk lakaz madame la, et pa a Kentucky ou a lakaz zom la...A 10 hrs a soir, Lekip batte truv zot rant dan lakaz madame la et ferme la porte.
2/ Lekip batte, kouma ban bon Bhai lookhe, rant dan la cour et douceman vine kot la fenetre, kot par mazik, sa 2 gran drug dealers in garde rido ouver! Zot truv Pablo Escobar et so 35 p diboute kot ene chaise plastik. Come on, Pablo, a bit of class please! Chaise plastik? Kot chaise la, mirak! 1er foi ki la police truv ene gro sac, noir/gris/rouz, ki lekip batte sire ena boukou boukou la drog la dan...
Lekip Batte dire dan so diary ki zot koir ki " a drug transaction is taking place" malgre ki zis Pablo, so 35, et so vier mama ki dan lakaz... Rapel bien, Lekip Batte p dire ki ene madame ek so galan p fer ene drug transaction dan madame la so lakaz! Kisan la p assete, kisan la p vende dan sa trazaktion la, zis Bon Dier ki kone...
Lekip Batte so zom ki p fer bhai lookhe crier: "Hello, hello, hello, what have we here? POLICE!" Pablo ek madame deklar pa p konpran, sirtou kan bhai lookhe koumans ar so zis, zat, zoz...
3/ A 22.25, PC Unmerde et PC Pitchfork ouver ene tiroir et bingo! Non do, pa 90 kgs cocaine dan tractopelle sa! Zot truv a transparent plastic sachet containing a certain quantity of "leaf matter" suspected to be synthetic cannabinoids". Bez sa! Pablo Escobar nepli kapav met in p di thym dan so rougay avan ki Lekip Batte kass partou et dire, sintetik sa! Bobok Hureeshaitan in montre nou ki sintetik ete!
Zot cautionne Pablo et Pablo dire avek aggression, daprer Lekip Batte: "Ki ou koir, avek sa ou pou gagne moi?" Which is very disappointing as any decent person would have expected at least 1 ggt and 2 LKZMM in a decent reply from Pablo...
4/ Lekip Batte, ki expert dan Tiyo kk, al deor, et PC Unmerde et PC Pitchfork (enkor zot 2? Le res Lekip batte p boir di te?) kasse tiyo kk et par mazik truv 6 wet cellophane parcels, "suspected to contain synthetic cannabinoids" bla bla bla. Ene sans zis avan Lekip Batte ti vini ki Pablo pa in largue ene gro kk, sinon Unmerde et Pitchfork ti pou enkor lave la main avek Gossaz zordi...
5/ Lekip Batte in gagne ene succes monstre parski zot dire ki zot in truv 3 packets cigarette papers, ki kouma zot kone, extra extra danzere!
6/ Kan lekip Batte questionne zot, madame res trankil, et Pablo dire zot: "Fer ou zafer ou, moi mo koner ki mo ena pou fer". Again, observe the remarkable restraint and self control of Pablo when he did not utter one "ggt" or a few "LKZMM!"...Both were arrested and sent to a lovely hotel with bars on the windows and cockroaches for company..
7/ Remember " ene gro sac, noir/gris/rouz, ki lekip batte sire ena boukou boukou la drog la dan"? It was found in the bathroom lying on the floor, probably dead from exhaustion and boredom. Not one bhai lookhe peeping through the curtains saw the bag moved from the plastic chair to the bathroom...
8/ Finally, Pablo's main house was searched for only 10 minutes, as if Lekip Batte already knew there was nothing there....
This fictitious story is part of another great fiction de nos jours: "Mo pou kass lerin mafia la drog", repeated almost weekly by the idiot who was mentioned as the main financier of major drugs deals in Moriste...Remember, this is a work of fiction! The above story is too farcical to be true. Aprer tou, nou viv dan ene etat de droit, nou!
p.s. For those who don't understand what Lekip Batte is, try to translate it into English...
This is a fictitious tale of Lekip Batte in action, although any similarity with a recent incident is entirely coincidental...It is based on records from Lekip Batte...
1/ le 19 Aout 2022, pa le Sisut ki le ti Hitler zalou ki lezot p gagner, a 21.30, Lekip batte gagne information ki pou ena trazaktion entre ene madame et so boyfriend zavoka. Lekip batte truv zot p roule loto dan Cascavelle/Bambous, mai pa kone kifer pa in arete zot kan zot dan loto..O kontrer, lekip batte al kot madame la so lakaz et atane zot vini, kouma dire ene gran lespri in dire zot ki sa 2 la p al direk lakaz madame la, et pa a Kentucky ou a lakaz zom la...A 10 hrs a soir, Lekip batte truv zot rant dan lakaz madame la et ferme la porte.
2/ Lekip batte, kouma ban bon Bhai lookhe, rant dan la cour et douceman vine kot la fenetre, kot par mazik, sa 2 gran drug dealers in garde rido ouver! Zot truv Pablo Escobar et so 35 p diboute kot ene chaise plastik. Come on, Pablo, a bit of class please! Chaise plastik? Kot chaise la, mirak! 1er foi ki la police truv ene gro sac, noir/gris/rouz, ki lekip batte sire ena boukou boukou la drog la dan...
Lekip Batte dire dan so diary ki zot koir ki " a drug transaction is taking place" malgre ki zis Pablo, so 35, et so vier mama ki dan lakaz... Rapel bien, Lekip Batte p dire ki ene madame ek so galan p fer ene drug transaction dan madame la so lakaz! Kisan la p assete, kisan la p vende dan sa trazaktion la, zis Bon Dier ki kone...
Lekip Batte so zom ki p fer bhai lookhe crier: "Hello, hello, hello, what have we here? POLICE!" Pablo ek madame deklar pa p konpran, sirtou kan bhai lookhe koumans ar so zis, zat, zoz...
3/ A 22.25, PC Unmerde et PC Pitchfork ouver ene tiroir et bingo! Non do, pa 90 kgs cocaine dan tractopelle sa! Zot truv a transparent plastic sachet containing a certain quantity of "leaf matter" suspected to be synthetic cannabinoids". Bez sa! Pablo Escobar nepli kapav met in p di thym dan so rougay avan ki Lekip Batte kass partou et dire, sintetik sa! Bobok Hureeshaitan in montre nou ki sintetik ete!
Zot cautionne Pablo et Pablo dire avek aggression, daprer Lekip Batte: "Ki ou koir, avek sa ou pou gagne moi?" Which is very disappointing as any decent person would have expected at least 1 ggt and 2 LKZMM in a decent reply from Pablo...
4/ Lekip Batte, ki expert dan Tiyo kk, al deor, et PC Unmerde et PC Pitchfork (enkor zot 2? Le res Lekip batte p boir di te?) kasse tiyo kk et par mazik truv 6 wet cellophane parcels, "suspected to contain synthetic cannabinoids" bla bla bla. Ene sans zis avan Lekip Batte ti vini ki Pablo pa in largue ene gro kk, sinon Unmerde et Pitchfork ti pou enkor lave la main avek Gossaz zordi...
5/ Lekip Batte in gagne ene succes monstre parski zot dire ki zot in truv 3 packets cigarette papers, ki kouma zot kone, extra extra danzere!
6/ Kan lekip Batte questionne zot, madame res trankil, et Pablo dire zot: "Fer ou zafer ou, moi mo koner ki mo ena pou fer". Again, observe the remarkable restraint and self control of Pablo when he did not utter one "ggt" or a few "LKZMM!"...Both were arrested and sent to a lovely hotel with bars on the windows and cockroaches for company..
7/ Remember " ene gro sac, noir/gris/rouz, ki lekip batte sire ena boukou boukou la drog la dan"? It was found in the bathroom lying on the floor, probably dead from exhaustion and boredom. Not one bhai lookhe peeping through the curtains saw the bag moved from the plastic chair to the bathroom...
8/ Finally, Pablo's main house was searched for only 10 minutes, as if Lekip Batte already knew there was nothing there....
This fictitious story is part of another great fiction de nos jours: "Mo pou kass lerin mafia la drog", repeated almost weekly by the idiot who was mentioned as the main financier of major drugs deals in Moriste...Remember, this is a work of fiction! The above story is too farcical to be true. Aprer tou, nou viv dan ene etat de droit, nou!
p.s. For those who don't understand what Lekip Batte is, try to translate it into English...
