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[Paul Lismore] Merci Lee Ki Shim! To tousel kapav sap nou pays!


Rédigé par Paul Lismore le Mercredi 7 Juillet 2021



[Paul Lismore] Merci Lee Ki Shim! To tousel kapav sap nou pays!
We often ask these questions: "Is mankind alone in the universe? Or are there somewhere other intelligent beings looking up into their night sky from very different worlds and asking the same kind of question?"

The whole world has been looking for evidence of extra terrestrials (ETs), great fortunes have been spent trying to prove that we are not alone----and now, our own Lee Ki Shim has provided us with incontrovertible proof, i.e. from his own CCTV et pa depi cameras sa kouyonade Unsafe City la, that ETs do exist, as his cameras captured one during the night of 14th June 2021. 

After careful examination of the CCTV and the stills photographs and possibly due to the lack of any interest by any sensible person into the fun filled life of our premier bookmaker and financier of the MSM, Lee Ki Shim has decided, almost a month after his cameras showed the "evidence", that ET was not smelling his roses in his extensive gardens or lying down and admiring the stars: No, ladies and gentlemen, ET had come to assassinate Lee Ki !! Et zot ti koir ki zis la police ou Navin Beekarry ou la cour supreme ou nou ban cours de 'zistis' ki pran ene eternite pou decide ene sinp zafer? Non! Le grand patriote Lee Ki oussi pran tou letan ki ban patriotes bizin pou pa pran oken decision ou pou ariv a mo ve conclision!

Check foto ET bien, parski mo pa konpran kouma Lee Ki in truv 1/ ene sabre dan la main ET et 2/ ene "tentative d'assassinat" kan li bien kler ki zafer pli mo ve ki kapav dire lor ET, c ki possib li ti  gagne for pisser et li in truv li dan zardin Lee Ki....Si sa ene tentative dassassinat, p bizin ramasse pissar ET par gallon et vand sa kom insecticide! Nou pou fer ene fortune! Ala nou nouvo Hub, Insecticide ET Hub! Alor, Rs 1 million pou identifier sa foto la, ein? Kouma mo fek identifier li kom ET, I'll take a cheque, Lee Ki Shim, ok

Rs 5 millions pou " «démasquer » les commanditaires de cette «  tentative d’assassinat »? Eoula! Donne moi zis ene lot million et mo resoudre sa problem la en place: Ou res Beau Bassin, non? Ene ti course, et Brown Sequard ena zoli meksine ki enpesse dimoune tan la voi kan zot tousel, ou truv dimoune ki pa exister. Li bon, li pa bon?

Pravind Jugnauth, si nou ressi trap ET, nou kapav vand li a NASA pou tou sa milliards roupies ki in disparet depi nou Tresor! Mai pa donne Jangi sa travay la, parski sa kouyon la pou al trap Etienne Sinatanbou et blaguer aprer lor MBC: " Ala ET! Moi, le plus grand policier du monde, in ressi gagne ET! Guet sa 2 zorey lelefan la! Si sa pa ET, b zot pa konne zot extra terrestriel ditou!"

Merci Lee Ki Shim! To tousel kapav sap sa pays la!
p.s. Next month, CCTV Lee ki Shim pou montrer ET lor bicyclette et p monte Corps de Garde..

Mercredi 7 Juillet 2021

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