![[Paul Lismore] Li pa bon ditou ki sa virus la p fer zot sikane le Gran Patriote Jagutpal](https://www.zinfos-moris.com/photo/art/grande/61390469-44756767.jpg?v=1641315021 "[Paul Lismore] Li pa bon ditou ki sa virus la p fer zot sikane le Gran Patriote Jagutpal")
![[Paul Lismore] Li pa bon ditou ki sa virus la p fer zot sikane le Gran Patriote Jagutpal](https://www.zinfos-moris.com/photo/art/default/61390469-44756767.jpg?v=1641315023 "[Paul Lismore] Li pa bon ditou ki sa virus la p fer zot sikane le Gran Patriote Jagutpal")
Zot ban dumone bien bezer! Zot intoleran, zot pa konpran narien! Kan sa patriote Jagutpal p fer tou pou aide nou, zot sikane li? Eoula!
Dimoune ki ena in p lespri pou koner ki li pa ti p danse ditou! Boug la ena 2 li pied gauche, (parski so lipied droite souvan dan so la guele kan li koze, as he suffers from Foot in Mouth disease all the time...), alor kouma li pou danse? Chek video la bien, et ban patriotes kouma li pou truver ki Jagutpal in met boukou zefor pou servi pays...Zot pou truver ki li pa ti p danse ditou, parski zis ene pagla ki kapav danse kumsa. O kontrer, li ti p saute saute lor raisins pou fer di vin pou lepep admirab!
Re check video la et zot pou truver kouma li ti transpirer sitan li ti saute saute lor tou sa raisins la. Pov boug la! Li ti meme bizin pran sapo ene dimoune pou kouver so la tete et rafraissi li in p. Ban patriotes pou esperer ki sapo la pa ti renpli ar diluil coco, et ki tanpannes pa transfer depi ene la tete ziska ene lot, meme si la tete chauve...
Sa meme ki problem ar Morisiens: zot nek plaigner! Jagutpal ti bien kapav res lakaz et lire so livres lor psychiatrie pou konpran kouma ene fouka kapav vine ministre la sante. Mai non! Li ene gran patriote ki ti gagne ene mari lenvi saute saute, kraz raisins, et fer divin pu sa lepep admirab la! Zot ban nimak haram!
Ene patriote in fek dire moi ene zafer: li p dire ki nou pays kapav multikiltirel, mai nou bien bizin ene zoli mot pou renplace Bonjour, Namaste, Salam Alaikum, etc., et sa pou fer nou vine ene lepep bien uni. Jagutpal in invant ene greeting ki universel, ki tou kominote dan Moriste kapav servi en place ki zot greeting kominotaire. Alor, nou tou bizin greet nou fami, kamarade, voisins, 34/35 avek ene zoli "Kookoorikoo"!
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, no more Namaste/bonzour/salam alaikum/etc. Depi zordi, nou tou bizin krier "Kookoorikoo" kan nou truv dimoune ki nou kone, ok? Sa pou renforci nou identite kom vrai Morisiens, kom ban vrai patriotes....
If you are in the mood for love, nek dire "Kookoorikoo" a zot 35 et garanti ki so reponse avek ene zoli sourire pou What's up?". Mo pa bizin dire zot ki zafer ki pou "up", ou ki pou ariver aprer, ok?
Jagutpal, the number one wine maker of Mauritius...and now the inventor of the trigger word that will warm our loins and make sure no one has ever to buy a Viagra again!
Kookoorikoo!
p.s. 1/ It is advisable at this stage that you do not shout "Kookoorikoo" at your line manager at work, or you are likely to face a disciplinary Board.. Let people get used to it first, ok? Or let us wait for Pravind Jugnauth to compel us by law to say "Kookoorikoo" to anyone we meet. After all, he is the expert in passing crap laws, isn't he?
2/ And please don't say "Kookoorikoo" to a pervert, as he is likely to take that as an invitation for him to show you his cock...
Dimoune ki ena in p lespri pou koner ki li pa ti p danse ditou! Boug la ena 2 li pied gauche, (parski so lipied droite souvan dan so la guele kan li koze, as he suffers from Foot in Mouth disease all the time...), alor kouma li pou danse? Chek video la bien, et ban patriotes kouma li pou truver ki Jagutpal in met boukou zefor pou servi pays...Zot pou truver ki li pa ti p danse ditou, parski zis ene pagla ki kapav danse kumsa. O kontrer, li ti p saute saute lor raisins pou fer di vin pou lepep admirab!
Re check video la et zot pou truver kouma li ti transpirer sitan li ti saute saute lor tou sa raisins la. Pov boug la! Li ti meme bizin pran sapo ene dimoune pou kouver so la tete et rafraissi li in p. Ban patriotes pou esperer ki sapo la pa ti renpli ar diluil coco, et ki tanpannes pa transfer depi ene la tete ziska ene lot, meme si la tete chauve...
Sa meme ki problem ar Morisiens: zot nek plaigner! Jagutpal ti bien kapav res lakaz et lire so livres lor psychiatrie pou konpran kouma ene fouka kapav vine ministre la sante. Mai non! Li ene gran patriote ki ti gagne ene mari lenvi saute saute, kraz raisins, et fer divin pu sa lepep admirab la! Zot ban nimak haram!
Ene patriote in fek dire moi ene zafer: li p dire ki nou pays kapav multikiltirel, mai nou bien bizin ene zoli mot pou renplace Bonjour, Namaste, Salam Alaikum, etc., et sa pou fer nou vine ene lepep bien uni. Jagutpal in invant ene greeting ki universel, ki tou kominote dan Moriste kapav servi en place ki zot greeting kominotaire. Alor, nou tou bizin greet nou fami, kamarade, voisins, 34/35 avek ene zoli "Kookoorikoo"!
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, no more Namaste/bonzour/salam alaikum/etc. Depi zordi, nou tou bizin krier "Kookoorikoo" kan nou truv dimoune ki nou kone, ok? Sa pou renforci nou identite kom vrai Morisiens, kom ban vrai patriotes....
If you are in the mood for love, nek dire "Kookoorikoo" a zot 35 et garanti ki so reponse avek ene zoli sourire pou What's up?". Mo pa bizin dire zot ki zafer ki pou "up", ou ki pou ariver aprer, ok?
Jagutpal, the number one wine maker of Mauritius...and now the inventor of the trigger word that will warm our loins and make sure no one has ever to buy a Viagra again!
Kookoorikoo!
p.s. 1/ It is advisable at this stage that you do not shout "Kookoorikoo" at your line manager at work, or you are likely to face a disciplinary Board.. Let people get used to it first, ok? Or let us wait for Pravind Jugnauth to compel us by law to say "Kookoorikoo" to anyone we meet. After all, he is the expert in passing crap laws, isn't he?
2/ And please don't say "Kookoorikoo" to a pervert, as he is likely to take that as an invitation for him to show you his cock...
