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Kouma zot kone, mo ene gran patriote, et mo kontan aide nou gouvernman renpli ar patriotes et ban anges ki p servi la nation. Souvan mo gagne traka Pravind Jugnauth parski, kouma li dire, li travay asoir lizour pou avance pays, et mo peur ki travay dire kumsa kapav donne li ene kriz kardiak, parey kouma so bon kamarade Govinden ti malerezman gagner......
Et nou tou truver kouma pays in bien avance depi Raat aur Din Pravind in vine Premier Ministre, kouma tou nou institutions in vine husband independant, kouma li in nomme par centaines ban dimoune ki bien merite et extreman capable, kouma la force policiere in vine bien bon avek ban policiers avek bon manniere ki konne koz ar dimoune dan ene facon civilisee...
C pa so faute ki ena policiers ki gagne kriz epileptik kan zot arete kiken, et sa kriz la fer zot lipied balance for partou lor lekor zot prisonier, et zot la main vine coup poin ki bizin tap kiken sinon la main gagne cranp..Et c pa faute nou gorgeous PM ki ena policiers pa truv tro bien, et alor bizin servi la limiere ki sorti dan zot Taser kan met sa lor graines ene prisonier...
Lepep pa konpran! Zot p critik nou ban gablous pou narien! Kifer zot koir President Baigan ziska ler pa koner ki p arive, et c akoz sa ki pa tan li ditou lor sa scandal gablous la? Pov boug la p gagne problems ar so brinzel, do! Avan, kan li fer so zardin, ban brinzel ti p koz ar li, ti p dire li tou ban news, ti rakont li kouma Speaker p massacre the English language kan li met lopposition deor, etc. Depi ene semaine, so brinzel in pisse ar li et pa p dire li narien. C akoz sa ki li pa in koz ditou lor gablous violents. Blame brinzel, pa blame President Baigan, ok?
Ban zeni dan PMO p rode tou kalite facon pou devier latansion Lepep, pou ki zot nepli koz lor policiers sikopat, et laisse Dipshit et Junglee trankil...Ala ban lidee ki zot pou explorer very very seriously...
1/ MONKEY POX DAN MORISTE! Zot largue sa news ki p fer tests lor 3 "monkey pox suspects". Malerezman, Lepep in pisse ar zot et p dire, " Eh aret fer zot zako ar nou la ein!" Kifer zot pa dire nou ene zafer vreman incroyab, par exanp Lee Ki Shim in pran Champs de Mars pou li?
2/ Shok Samachar! Lee Ki Shim in pran Champs de Mars pou li! Li proprieter preske tou souval a traver ban macro et prete noms, la plipar bookmakers pou li, li meme proprieter lottri, li meme inporte manze souval, bref tou pou li, including Radio Minus et so ban interviewers en fesse, MorpIoN News, ChatWazaa, Insane News, MBC, etc..!
Dimin, Lepep kouyon pou blier gablous zanimo, et pou zis plaigner ki zot larzan ration in rant dan poche Lee Ki Shim! Sakili! Kumsa ki fer ban la tete kokom blier seki inportan et zis rapel kouma zot souval lor ki zot ti met tou larzan in kk li meme plis pendant les courses...
3/ Semaine prochaine, pou largue news ki Moriste p avoy so premier astronaute dan lespace! Ena 3 candida serier pou sa, parski sitan zot koz kk ki dimoune vreman koir ki zot la tete en permanence dan lespace: 1/Bobok Hureeram ki sitan koz kk ki Oxford Dictionary pou biento renplace le mot "shit" par Hureeram 2/ Lesjongard ki favori pou vine nou 1er astronaute parski so la tete bibit la deza kouma ene fizee..3/ Jagutpal, for the same reasons as for Lesjongard, his twin brother with a la tete bibitte kouma li.
But there is a good outsider coming on the inside! Yes, it is La guele vier sousoute, Malish Gobin, and NASA has informed us that the long pubes on his face will not be much of a handicap after lift off...
4/ But the best one is for this week, Budget week. Our World managing director for savates Dodo will increase the old age pension by not Rs 2000 as Zaza wanted, but by Rs 3000!!! La tab pou defoncer! Tablas pou bate pou o moin 5 mins, la main pou gagne cloche and all the wankers, male or female, will not be able to wank because of their sore hands.....Poor Lachanya! Poor Subasatini! Poor the other thickos in the National Assembly!
Where will the money come from? Bon Dier koner! But Lepep Kouyon will be happy and will sing " Pravind, to meme nou mari"...And a woman in Angus Road will sigh with relief, "Oui, pran li kom zot mari, parski mo in plin ar li depi lontan!"
Et nou tou truver kouma pays in bien avance depi Raat aur Din Pravind in vine Premier Ministre, kouma tou nou institutions in vine husband independant, kouma li in nomme par centaines ban dimoune ki bien merite et extreman capable, kouma la force policiere in vine bien bon avek ban policiers avek bon manniere ki konne koz ar dimoune dan ene facon civilisee...
C pa so faute ki ena policiers ki gagne kriz epileptik kan zot arete kiken, et sa kriz la fer zot lipied balance for partou lor lekor zot prisonier, et zot la main vine coup poin ki bizin tap kiken sinon la main gagne cranp..Et c pa faute nou gorgeous PM ki ena policiers pa truv tro bien, et alor bizin servi la limiere ki sorti dan zot Taser kan met sa lor graines ene prisonier...
Lepep pa konpran! Zot p critik nou ban gablous pou narien! Kifer zot koir President Baigan ziska ler pa koner ki p arive, et c akoz sa ki pa tan li ditou lor sa scandal gablous la? Pov boug la p gagne problems ar so brinzel, do! Avan, kan li fer so zardin, ban brinzel ti p koz ar li, ti p dire li tou ban news, ti rakont li kouma Speaker p massacre the English language kan li met lopposition deor, etc. Depi ene semaine, so brinzel in pisse ar li et pa p dire li narien. C akoz sa ki li pa in koz ditou lor gablous violents. Blame brinzel, pa blame President Baigan, ok?
Ban zeni dan PMO p rode tou kalite facon pou devier latansion Lepep, pou ki zot nepli koz lor policiers sikopat, et laisse Dipshit et Junglee trankil...Ala ban lidee ki zot pou explorer very very seriously...
1/ MONKEY POX DAN MORISTE! Zot largue sa news ki p fer tests lor 3 "monkey pox suspects". Malerezman, Lepep in pisse ar zot et p dire, " Eh aret fer zot zako ar nou la ein!" Kifer zot pa dire nou ene zafer vreman incroyab, par exanp Lee Ki Shim in pran Champs de Mars pou li?
2/ Shok Samachar! Lee Ki Shim in pran Champs de Mars pou li! Li proprieter preske tou souval a traver ban macro et prete noms, la plipar bookmakers pou li, li meme proprieter lottri, li meme inporte manze souval, bref tou pou li, including Radio Minus et so ban interviewers en fesse, MorpIoN News, ChatWazaa, Insane News, MBC, etc..!
Dimin, Lepep kouyon pou blier gablous zanimo, et pou zis plaigner ki zot larzan ration in rant dan poche Lee Ki Shim! Sakili! Kumsa ki fer ban la tete kokom blier seki inportan et zis rapel kouma zot souval lor ki zot ti met tou larzan in kk li meme plis pendant les courses...
3/ Semaine prochaine, pou largue news ki Moriste p avoy so premier astronaute dan lespace! Ena 3 candida serier pou sa, parski sitan zot koz kk ki dimoune vreman koir ki zot la tete en permanence dan lespace: 1/Bobok Hureeram ki sitan koz kk ki Oxford Dictionary pou biento renplace le mot "shit" par Hureeram 2/ Lesjongard ki favori pou vine nou 1er astronaute parski so la tete bibit la deza kouma ene fizee..3/ Jagutpal, for the same reasons as for Lesjongard, his twin brother with a la tete bibitte kouma li.
But there is a good outsider coming on the inside! Yes, it is La guele vier sousoute, Malish Gobin, and NASA has informed us that the long pubes on his face will not be much of a handicap after lift off...
4/ But the best one is for this week, Budget week. Our World managing director for savates Dodo will increase the old age pension by not Rs 2000 as Zaza wanted, but by Rs 3000!!! La tab pou defoncer! Tablas pou bate pou o moin 5 mins, la main pou gagne cloche and all the wankers, male or female, will not be able to wank because of their sore hands.....Poor Lachanya! Poor Subasatini! Poor the other thickos in the National Assembly!
Where will the money come from? Bon Dier koner! But Lepep Kouyon will be happy and will sing " Pravind, to meme nou mari"...And a woman in Angus Road will sigh with relief, "Oui, pran li kom zot mari, parski mo in plin ar li depi lontan!"
