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They say that size does not matter.....It is usually women who don't want to upset the sensitivities of their men or men who use magnifying glasses who would say that. But for the first time in our history, we have someone, an Arianus, who has a "Superstructure" which will please so many chatwas by employing them in meaningless, unproductive jobs, but which will come replete with the fancy titles that seem to obsess so many Mauritians....
On top of the 7 companies that already exist in Arianus' superstructure, the ex air hostess has created another 7, so that no job that will be done at Plaisance airport will escape his supervision and scrutiny. What a patriot! Not even in his wildest dream when as air hostess and serving orange juice or reheated food did he ever think that " one day, all this will be mine!" He is now at the very top of the Tamil Mafia and not even Padaleksi can come anywhere near him now...
We should as real patriots do all we can to help him. I say, with all the vehemence at my command, that 14 companies are simply not enough for someone of his supreme intelligence to command and overseer. The elections are not that far away, and la cuisine wants more and more potato peelers and kalchoul stirrers. So, after a great deal of thinking, me and my lateral thinking group have come up with a few companies that Arianus ought to include in his superstructure.
1/ The Rotten Dol Co Ltd: This will provide dal pourri chaud chaud to all the staff of Arianus' 14 companies and to all passengers and relatives who want to taste " la cuisine Mauricienne" moments before boarding the plane. Na pa dire ki ene extravagance sa! Sa meme 1er zafer ki nou roder kouma nou sorti depi aeroport, non? Sa zoli carri gro poi, rougaille, zassar pimans, brede sonz, etc pou fer nou pense Moriste kan nou dan toilettes avion, et ena ene long la queue derier nou, parey kouma kan al tire nou kasse dan nou ban la bank bien progressiste...
2/ The Brown Taxis Co Ltd ( a posher version of taxis marrons...).Too many people complain that taxis trangler dimoune lor prix, alor Ken Arianus pou ouver so Brown Taxis Co Ltd pou fer passaz demi prix et, si bizin, san lassirance/deklaration, et parfois san freins oussi. Li bon, li pa bon?
3/ Customs/Passport Express Passage Co Ltd, otherwise known as the VIP service pou ban patriotes voleurs. Arianus p dire kifer zis politiciens et zot soucerres gagne VIP? Li p dire pou Rs 500-Rs 1000 (Basic ou premium service), tou dimoune kapav passe direk san passport control ou Customs, parski ena tro long la queue la ba, avek zis 5 dimounes ki travay et 15 managers ki p diboute le bras kroizee et blague...Avek sa Express Package la, pou nepli ena la foule dan aeroport, mai pou ena boukou black market la drog etc, sa v dire service as usual pou kontinier...
4/ Once in a Lifetime Airplane Experience Co Ltd: Pou ban dimoune ki pa ena tro boukou pitaye et ki pa kapav afford ene billet avion, zot kapav asseter ene billet Rs 1000 pou rant dan avion kan pa tro busy, assiz lor ene siez, risse zot ti la tab divan zot, Arianus et so ban hotesses pou servi zot jus doranz, et 2-3 pairs dal pourris depi Rotten Dol Co Ltd. Nou pou fer pilote alim moteur avion, koz seki li abitier kozer avan avion sorti, et dire ban pov dimoune la met zot sintir bien. Kan fini manzer, zot kapav visit toilets avion et dire, "Toilettes sa? Mo poullailler pli gran ki sa!" Kan fini, zot kapav al lakaz et blag ar zot voisin ki zot in rant dan avion....
Truver? Li tro facile pou azir kouma patriotes et develop ban gran lidees kouma 1-4. Pense ene kou kommien jobs kapav creer ar sa 4 nouvo companies la! La cuisine pou bien kontan...
14 companies= 14 presidents, 14 chairmen, 14 CEO, 14 secretaires, 14 pions, 14 typists, 14 chauffeur driven limousines, 14...Ayo! Mo nepli kapav conte! Nou ena mari la chance ki zis dan Moriste ki ene ex air hostess kapav pran aeroport la entier pou li et fer seki li envi....
On top of the 7 companies that already exist in Arianus' superstructure, the ex air hostess has created another 7, so that no job that will be done at Plaisance airport will escape his supervision and scrutiny. What a patriot! Not even in his wildest dream when as air hostess and serving orange juice or reheated food did he ever think that " one day, all this will be mine!" He is now at the very top of the Tamil Mafia and not even Padaleksi can come anywhere near him now...
We should as real patriots do all we can to help him. I say, with all the vehemence at my command, that 14 companies are simply not enough for someone of his supreme intelligence to command and overseer. The elections are not that far away, and la cuisine wants more and more potato peelers and kalchoul stirrers. So, after a great deal of thinking, me and my lateral thinking group have come up with a few companies that Arianus ought to include in his superstructure.
1/ The Rotten Dol Co Ltd: This will provide dal pourri chaud chaud to all the staff of Arianus' 14 companies and to all passengers and relatives who want to taste " la cuisine Mauricienne" moments before boarding the plane. Na pa dire ki ene extravagance sa! Sa meme 1er zafer ki nou roder kouma nou sorti depi aeroport, non? Sa zoli carri gro poi, rougaille, zassar pimans, brede sonz, etc pou fer nou pense Moriste kan nou dan toilettes avion, et ena ene long la queue derier nou, parey kouma kan al tire nou kasse dan nou ban la bank bien progressiste...
2/ The Brown Taxis Co Ltd ( a posher version of taxis marrons...).Too many people complain that taxis trangler dimoune lor prix, alor Ken Arianus pou ouver so Brown Taxis Co Ltd pou fer passaz demi prix et, si bizin, san lassirance/deklaration, et parfois san freins oussi. Li bon, li pa bon?
3/ Customs/Passport Express Passage Co Ltd, otherwise known as the VIP service pou ban patriotes voleurs. Arianus p dire kifer zis politiciens et zot soucerres gagne VIP? Li p dire pou Rs 500-Rs 1000 (Basic ou premium service), tou dimoune kapav passe direk san passport control ou Customs, parski ena tro long la queue la ba, avek zis 5 dimounes ki travay et 15 managers ki p diboute le bras kroizee et blague...Avek sa Express Package la, pou nepli ena la foule dan aeroport, mai pou ena boukou black market la drog etc, sa v dire service as usual pou kontinier...
4/ Once in a Lifetime Airplane Experience Co Ltd: Pou ban dimoune ki pa ena tro boukou pitaye et ki pa kapav afford ene billet avion, zot kapav asseter ene billet Rs 1000 pou rant dan avion kan pa tro busy, assiz lor ene siez, risse zot ti la tab divan zot, Arianus et so ban hotesses pou servi zot jus doranz, et 2-3 pairs dal pourris depi Rotten Dol Co Ltd. Nou pou fer pilote alim moteur avion, koz seki li abitier kozer avan avion sorti, et dire ban pov dimoune la met zot sintir bien. Kan fini manzer, zot kapav visit toilets avion et dire, "Toilettes sa? Mo poullailler pli gran ki sa!" Kan fini, zot kapav al lakaz et blag ar zot voisin ki zot in rant dan avion....
Truver? Li tro facile pou azir kouma patriotes et develop ban gran lidees kouma 1-4. Pense ene kou kommien jobs kapav creer ar sa 4 nouvo companies la! La cuisine pou bien kontan...
14 companies= 14 presidents, 14 chairmen, 14 CEO, 14 secretaires, 14 pions, 14 typists, 14 chauffeur driven limousines, 14...Ayo! Mo nepli kapav conte! Nou ena mari la chance ki zis dan Moriste ki ene ex air hostess kapav pran aeroport la entier pou li et fer seki li envi....
