![[Paul Lismore] Jangi: The best example of an utterly selfish La Kwisinne chewing and spitting out a zombie that is now usless](https://www.zinfos-moris.com/photo/art/grande/68442158-48151348.jpg?v=1667315948 "[Paul Lismore] Jangi: The best example of an utterly selfish La Kwisinne chewing and spitting out a zombie that is now usless")
![[Paul Lismore] Jangi: The best example of an utterly selfish La Kwisinne chewing and spitting out a zombie that is now usless](https://www.zinfos-moris.com/photo/art/default/68442158-48151348.jpg?v=1667315949 "[Paul Lismore] Jangi: The best example of an utterly selfish La Kwisinne chewing and spitting out a zombie that is now usless")
When I think about Jangi and all the other zombies who have now become useless to la kwizinne, I can't help but feel deliriously happy that, for once, Lady Macbeth has done something that I can applaud. I am afraid I do not have even a scintilla, a morsel of sympathy for immoral people with no sense of integrity whatsoever who end up receiving a good kick in the scrotum from She who must be obeyed...I hope it hurts, you arse licking, swivel eyed, unprincipled bunch of selfish, incompetent bastards!
But let's get back to the beginning, because it allows me to use my favourite Creole phrase: " Vreman ena bez dan sa ggt pays la!" You surely remember ki kalite gablous kouyon et koronpi nou ena, kan lekor Kistnen ti truve! Kistnen mort, et toute suite, la police krier "suicide sa! case closed!". Nou ena ban gablous vreman special dan Moriste. Zot ti envi fer nou koir ki ene dimoune in al dan Karo Kann, in suicide li mai sa pa asser pou touye li, alor li leve, li met di fe lor li, li re allonze, et possib li sant ene sante avan li mort kouma dan film Bollywood....
Mai malerezman pou Clouseau Jangi, DPP dire, "Eh gablous! aret risse poils dimoune avek sa zistoire en kouyonade la! Mo p met ene judicial inquiry!". Judicial Inquiry in montrer kommien voleurs/menteurs nou ena parmi sa ban ggt ki dire nou ki zot ban 'patriotes'. Et nou in truver kouma gablous Moriste in invant ene facon extraordiner pou fer lenket, kot zot "interviewer" temoins dan la cantine et pa pran oken notes....Kan tou sa malpropte la p sorti dan sa judicial inquiry, sef gablou Jangi vine dire nou, san oken la honte dan so fesse, ki "non, pa suicide sa! Murder sa!" . Merci Clouseau Jangi, bien bizin rekoman toi pou pran sarz Scotland Yard, mo koir...
Dimane ninporte ki Morisien ki in suiv sa judicial inquiry la, et meme ban chatwas pou dire ki ene political assassination sa, ki ban 'patriotes' in touy Kistnen pou enpesse li al fer complaintes lor contrat en fesse pou ban voleurs, et lor kommien pitaye in depenser pou assete votes dan circonscription nimero 8, ki kouma zot koner, c circonscription nou pli gran patriote Pravin Kumar Jugnauth, et circonscription nou ministre ledikation ki pense so gro vant plis ki lavenir ban zenfans...et ossi circonscription politicien pli prop dan le monde, ki zamai in kokin ene sou, pa mem sa Rs 15,000 sak moi li ti p pran pou soi dizan paye Madame Kistnen kom so secretaire....
Meme apre mazistrate fini fer so rapor, meme kan DPP dire Jangi, " Ta Ti graines! Al met ene sarz provizoir kont Saint Yogida for money laundering, bez larzan taxpayers et fer koir ki pitaye la pou so Constituency clerk sa!" Ki Clouseau Jangi et so ban gablous en fesse fer plito? Zot in dekouver ki mazistra etc pa konne ene ferfoute, parski CCID koir ki ban "creanciers" ki in touye Kistnen! Zamai ti tann sa avan, zamai oken dimoune ou gablou ti mentionne creancier avan. Ene sel kou, mo koir poussari Yogida in bez pitaye gablou et dire zot, " Kan mo fer la priere dan cimetiere, divan la fort, et mo tan ene la voi p dire " creanciers", creanciers.." (En verite, li pense ki gablous pou tanne " plis billets, plis billets", et renpli so lamoresse ar pitaye....)
Kouma zot tan sa, en place Clouseau Jangi, so ban gablous, et ban zourlanus vreman en fesse, p rode fer koir ki pa crime politik sa! Non, non! C ban dimounes ki Kistnen ti doi larzan ki in touy li, zot p dire! Ene sinp ti lozik, ban LKZMM: ki lavantaz ban dimounes ki in prete Kistnen larzan pou gagner si zot touy li? Eski zot konne secret kot dimoune mort retourne zot kass?
Jangi et so CCID en fesse ti p koz sitan kk ki dimoune ti p riye zot plis ki avan. Lady Macbeth dire: " Ena bez la! Vreman, kouma sa Lismore la dire, ena bez dan sa ggt pays la! Ki kalite gablous mo in al nourri! Mo merde si li fami ar mo ti cretin! Mo p bour li deor, parski dimoune p tro riye nou! Sa kalite bourbak la, do?"
And that is how, a so called Deputy Commissioner of police, on contract siouplai, who knows hardly anything about solving crime, is now the Head of the Police Training School. Doesn't matter if his contract was for the CCID only and therefore the contract should have been rescinded, as it is now illegal... Eoula! La loi Jugnauth v dire: "nou ban patriotes, alor seki nou dire, sa meme la loi!" Meme si li illegal...
Or perhaps Lady Macbeth has at last done one good thing for the country. By putting Clouseau in charge of the Police Training School, she hopes the police cadets will look at him and think: " Ayo Bon Dier! Mo espere zamai mo fini kouma li!"
And hopefully, they will all take a vow to never become like him, but to become principled, law abiding, decent, well mannered police officers of unimpeachable integrity... et ki pa pou met Taser dan Trou Kanaka ban suspects....Mo en droit reve, non? Mo Yuman Rite sa
But let's get back to the beginning, because it allows me to use my favourite Creole phrase: " Vreman ena bez dan sa ggt pays la!" You surely remember ki kalite gablous kouyon et koronpi nou ena, kan lekor Kistnen ti truve! Kistnen mort, et toute suite, la police krier "suicide sa! case closed!". Nou ena ban gablous vreman special dan Moriste. Zot ti envi fer nou koir ki ene dimoune in al dan Karo Kann, in suicide li mai sa pa asser pou touye li, alor li leve, li met di fe lor li, li re allonze, et possib li sant ene sante avan li mort kouma dan film Bollywood....
Mai malerezman pou Clouseau Jangi, DPP dire, "Eh gablous! aret risse poils dimoune avek sa zistoire en kouyonade la! Mo p met ene judicial inquiry!". Judicial Inquiry in montrer kommien voleurs/menteurs nou ena parmi sa ban ggt ki dire nou ki zot ban 'patriotes'. Et nou in truver kouma gablous Moriste in invant ene facon extraordiner pou fer lenket, kot zot "interviewer" temoins dan la cantine et pa pran oken notes....Kan tou sa malpropte la p sorti dan sa judicial inquiry, sef gablou Jangi vine dire nou, san oken la honte dan so fesse, ki "non, pa suicide sa! Murder sa!" . Merci Clouseau Jangi, bien bizin rekoman toi pou pran sarz Scotland Yard, mo koir...
Dimane ninporte ki Morisien ki in suiv sa judicial inquiry la, et meme ban chatwas pou dire ki ene political assassination sa, ki ban 'patriotes' in touy Kistnen pou enpesse li al fer complaintes lor contrat en fesse pou ban voleurs, et lor kommien pitaye in depenser pou assete votes dan circonscription nimero 8, ki kouma zot koner, c circonscription nou pli gran patriote Pravin Kumar Jugnauth, et circonscription nou ministre ledikation ki pense so gro vant plis ki lavenir ban zenfans...et ossi circonscription politicien pli prop dan le monde, ki zamai in kokin ene sou, pa mem sa Rs 15,000 sak moi li ti p pran pou soi dizan paye Madame Kistnen kom so secretaire....
Meme apre mazistrate fini fer so rapor, meme kan DPP dire Jangi, " Ta Ti graines! Al met ene sarz provizoir kont Saint Yogida for money laundering, bez larzan taxpayers et fer koir ki pitaye la pou so Constituency clerk sa!" Ki Clouseau Jangi et so ban gablous en fesse fer plito? Zot in dekouver ki mazistra etc pa konne ene ferfoute, parski CCID koir ki ban "creanciers" ki in touye Kistnen! Zamai ti tann sa avan, zamai oken dimoune ou gablou ti mentionne creancier avan. Ene sel kou, mo koir poussari Yogida in bez pitaye gablou et dire zot, " Kan mo fer la priere dan cimetiere, divan la fort, et mo tan ene la voi p dire " creanciers", creanciers.." (En verite, li pense ki gablous pou tanne " plis billets, plis billets", et renpli so lamoresse ar pitaye....)
Kouma zot tan sa, en place Clouseau Jangi, so ban gablous, et ban zourlanus vreman en fesse, p rode fer koir ki pa crime politik sa! Non, non! C ban dimounes ki Kistnen ti doi larzan ki in touy li, zot p dire! Ene sinp ti lozik, ban LKZMM: ki lavantaz ban dimounes ki in prete Kistnen larzan pou gagner si zot touy li? Eski zot konne secret kot dimoune mort retourne zot kass?
Jangi et so CCID en fesse ti p koz sitan kk ki dimoune ti p riye zot plis ki avan. Lady Macbeth dire: " Ena bez la! Vreman, kouma sa Lismore la dire, ena bez dan sa ggt pays la! Ki kalite gablous mo in al nourri! Mo merde si li fami ar mo ti cretin! Mo p bour li deor, parski dimoune p tro riye nou! Sa kalite bourbak la, do?"
And that is how, a so called Deputy Commissioner of police, on contract siouplai, who knows hardly anything about solving crime, is now the Head of the Police Training School. Doesn't matter if his contract was for the CCID only and therefore the contract should have been rescinded, as it is now illegal... Eoula! La loi Jugnauth v dire: "nou ban patriotes, alor seki nou dire, sa meme la loi!" Meme si li illegal...
Or perhaps Lady Macbeth has at last done one good thing for the country. By putting Clouseau in charge of the Police Training School, she hopes the police cadets will look at him and think: " Ayo Bon Dier! Mo espere zamai mo fini kouma li!"
And hopefully, they will all take a vow to never become like him, but to become principled, law abiding, decent, well mannered police officers of unimpeachable integrity... et ki pa pou met Taser dan Trou Kanaka ban suspects....Mo en droit reve, non? Mo Yuman Rite sa
