Some very easy steps that you can take in order to make yourself known for at least a day to the general public:
1/ Phone MorpIoN News, as they publish nothing but crap all day long, praising le jeune et dynamique one and his zombies.
2/ Tell them that you are leaving the PTr, even though the zourlanus has never heard of you and is probably saying to him/herself, "kisan la sa ggt la?".
3/ As soon as you say "Mo p kit parti travayis", the zourlanus will get very excited and start playing below stairs, as they say...
4/ Tell MorpIon News that " Mo p kit parti Travayis, parski pena oken lopportunite pou ban zeni, sorry jeunes kouma moi"..
5/ Say something nasty about Ramgoolam and you will be guaranteed a huge space on the front page....
6/ Once MorpIoN News has published, and too many people are laughing at you (they won't insult you because you are not important enough and they have never heard of you...)
7/ Within the hour, you ring the rest of the "free and independent" press and you tell them, " Menti sa! Mo pa p kite moi! Mo bien kontan PTr!"
8/ It does not matter if people are still laughing at you. Just turn around and take it like a man, as they say...At least now, people have heard your name, eh? And that was the whole point of the exercise.
9/ Go back to playing your role in the PTr...the same role and functions of a dildo that has no battery.
10/ As we know, a dildo with no battery is a symbol of hope for a future where you will be "buzzing" with excitement at the prospect of fitting into any hole that your leader makes for you...
Or a dildo without a battery could be a symbol of your political future (if ever you had one) being as dead as a dildo, sorry a dodo..
1/ Phone MorpIoN News, as they publish nothing but crap all day long, praising le jeune et dynamique one and his zombies.
2/ Tell them that you are leaving the PTr, even though the zourlanus has never heard of you and is probably saying to him/herself, "kisan la sa ggt la?".
3/ As soon as you say "Mo p kit parti travayis", the zourlanus will get very excited and start playing below stairs, as they say...
4/ Tell MorpIon News that " Mo p kit parti Travayis, parski pena oken lopportunite pou ban zeni, sorry jeunes kouma moi"..
5/ Say something nasty about Ramgoolam and you will be guaranteed a huge space on the front page....
6/ Once MorpIoN News has published, and too many people are laughing at you (they won't insult you because you are not important enough and they have never heard of you...)
7/ Within the hour, you ring the rest of the "free and independent" press and you tell them, " Menti sa! Mo pa p kite moi! Mo bien kontan PTr!"
8/ It does not matter if people are still laughing at you. Just turn around and take it like a man, as they say...At least now, people have heard your name, eh? And that was the whole point of the exercise.
9/ Go back to playing your role in the PTr...the same role and functions of a dildo that has no battery.
10/ As we know, a dildo with no battery is a symbol of hope for a future where you will be "buzzing" with excitement at the prospect of fitting into any hole that your leader makes for you...
Or a dildo without a battery could be a symbol of your political future (if ever you had one) being as dead as a dildo, sorry a dodo..