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Intro: this is an exercise in shameless arse licking, in being overly nice to any idiot from the government, in not asking the right questions. In short, it is yet another attempt by some mercenaries having the cheek to call themselves 'journalistes' to show the government that le defi will compete with any other mercenary from the press in order to prove that no one can surpass it when it comes to real arse licking, and that le defi will always remain the dishwasher par excellence for a corrupt government.
" Interview", or as they call it, "debat":
Nawaz NoBuzz: Bienvenu, Missier. Avan nou koumanser, laisse mo dire ou ki ou cravate al extra bien avek ou simiz, et ki ou in bien peigne et fashion ou ceve....
Zombie from la cuisine: Merci Nawaz. Bizin fer ene ti zefor, non, kan ou vine ici. It is really like home from home.
Nawaz NoBuzz, feigning a shy smile: MT p fer ene bien zoli travay, mo truver. (forgets to mention that MT's profits are now less than pre 2014....). Mo bien kontan ou nouvo package la...
Zombie: Merci. Boukou dimoune in conplimente moi lor mo package, et mo meme mo bien fier ki mo package bien gro. Laisse mo donne ou ene ti secret: Info depi bien la o dire moi meme zafer, ki mo package bien zoli.
Nawaz NoBuzz: Sa zafer cuivres la, ki eter sa? Ena ti p dire ki boukou kass in fer lor sa, et par ban moyens ki pa katolik ditou..
Zombie: Permet moi dire ou 2 zafer: 1/ Na pa amene relizion la dan. Ki li katolik ou mizilman ou Hindou, nou traite zot tou parey. Mo pou defane sa principe la meme si bizin servi fizi ou sabres! 2/ Kouma ou koner, zafer la en cour, alor mo ban hommes de loi in dire moi pa koz lor sa. Ene zafer sub judice sa, zot dire moi, et mo pa ti meme koner ki apel sa.
Nawaz NoBuzz: oui, mo konpran. Eski ou kapav koz lor ou relation avek PM so madam? Tou dimoune koz sa!
Zombie: Nawaz, pa bon rant dan la vi privee. Moi et mo madam nou bien proche avek la fami Jug.
Nawaz NoBuzz: Boukou dimounes koz nepotisme, kot cousins.kouzinne, mam la cuisine, etc nommer. Ki ou ena pou dire lor sa?
Zombie: Sa oussi mo pa kapav kozer, parski kan pena prev, pa kapav fer allegations!
Nawaz NoBuzz: Mo konpran ki ou pa envi koz ou la paye, kifer ou meme pli bon CEO ki MT in ena, kifer ou special adviser PM et ki ou qualifications, ki ou ti travay avan 2014 pou aster ou dan tou sa ban extra bon positions la, kot ou in gagne pitaye pou ranz sa chateau la, kifer ou in nommer dan Air Mauritius oussi..Mo pa kapav dimane ou kifer PM ek la cuisine pran ou pou sitan special. Ki nou kapav kozer alor?
Zombie: Nawaz, a nou koz lor sa: laisse mo dire ou ki gato pimans kot lentree bazar Rose Hill, pena pli bon ki sa, mo dire ou.
The token malbar in le defi, permanently sat next to Nawaz Nobuzz, presumably to make up the numbers: Oui,Missier Sherry! Mari gato pimans sa! Dal pourri kot 3eme marsan la oussi, extra...Et so...
Rude interruption by Nawaz NoBuzz: Nou pran ene pub aster..Nou return dan 10 mins. (switches micro off). Joypaul, amene ene gilasse di te pou nou invite! Pa met dan tasse/soucoup, ein? Li kontan cuivre li. Mo ti asseter ene specialman pou zordi.
That, my friends, is basically what an 'interview' by our zourlanus amounts to. Thousands of you watch it, many more buy the rag or listen to the bastard brother of the rag, known as Radio Minus. Eski sa expliker kifer c ene lepep kouyon sa, ki kontan ban info en fesse depi ene radio et ene 'zournal' en fesse?
" Interview", or as they call it, "debat":
Nawaz NoBuzz: Bienvenu, Missier. Avan nou koumanser, laisse mo dire ou ki ou cravate al extra bien avek ou simiz, et ki ou in bien peigne et fashion ou ceve....
Zombie from la cuisine: Merci Nawaz. Bizin fer ene ti zefor, non, kan ou vine ici. It is really like home from home.
Nawaz NoBuzz, feigning a shy smile: MT p fer ene bien zoli travay, mo truver. (forgets to mention that MT's profits are now less than pre 2014....). Mo bien kontan ou nouvo package la...
Zombie: Merci. Boukou dimoune in conplimente moi lor mo package, et mo meme mo bien fier ki mo package bien gro. Laisse mo donne ou ene ti secret: Info depi bien la o dire moi meme zafer, ki mo package bien zoli.
Nawaz NoBuzz: Sa zafer cuivres la, ki eter sa? Ena ti p dire ki boukou kass in fer lor sa, et par ban moyens ki pa katolik ditou..
Zombie: Permet moi dire ou 2 zafer: 1/ Na pa amene relizion la dan. Ki li katolik ou mizilman ou Hindou, nou traite zot tou parey. Mo pou defane sa principe la meme si bizin servi fizi ou sabres! 2/ Kouma ou koner, zafer la en cour, alor mo ban hommes de loi in dire moi pa koz lor sa. Ene zafer sub judice sa, zot dire moi, et mo pa ti meme koner ki apel sa.
Nawaz NoBuzz: oui, mo konpran. Eski ou kapav koz lor ou relation avek PM so madam? Tou dimoune koz sa!
Zombie: Nawaz, pa bon rant dan la vi privee. Moi et mo madam nou bien proche avek la fami Jug.
Nawaz NoBuzz: Boukou dimounes koz nepotisme, kot cousins.kouzinne, mam la cuisine, etc nommer. Ki ou ena pou dire lor sa?
Zombie: Sa oussi mo pa kapav kozer, parski kan pena prev, pa kapav fer allegations!
Nawaz NoBuzz: Mo konpran ki ou pa envi koz ou la paye, kifer ou meme pli bon CEO ki MT in ena, kifer ou special adviser PM et ki ou qualifications, ki ou ti travay avan 2014 pou aster ou dan tou sa ban extra bon positions la, kot ou in gagne pitaye pou ranz sa chateau la, kifer ou in nommer dan Air Mauritius oussi..Mo pa kapav dimane ou kifer PM ek la cuisine pran ou pou sitan special. Ki nou kapav kozer alor?
Zombie: Nawaz, a nou koz lor sa: laisse mo dire ou ki gato pimans kot lentree bazar Rose Hill, pena pli bon ki sa, mo dire ou.
The token malbar in le defi, permanently sat next to Nawaz Nobuzz, presumably to make up the numbers: Oui,Missier Sherry! Mari gato pimans sa! Dal pourri kot 3eme marsan la oussi, extra...Et so...
Rude interruption by Nawaz NoBuzz: Nou pran ene pub aster..Nou return dan 10 mins. (switches micro off). Joypaul, amene ene gilasse di te pou nou invite! Pa met dan tasse/soucoup, ein? Li kontan cuivre li. Mo ti asseter ene specialman pou zordi.
That, my friends, is basically what an 'interview' by our zourlanus amounts to. Thousands of you watch it, many more buy the rag or listen to the bastard brother of the rag, known as Radio Minus. Eski sa expliker kifer c ene lepep kouyon sa, ki kontan ban info en fesse depi ene radio et ene 'zournal' en fesse?
