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[Paul Lismore] Cock and cerf parties ! The way forward for all God fearing people


Rédigé par Paul Lismore le Jeudi 30 Mars 2023



[Paul Lismore] Cock and cerf parties ! The way forward for all God fearing people
Blier zot cocktail sausages, burgers sipaki kouyonade, kebabs, la biere ou rhum...Sa, pou lepep kouyon sa! Ban voleurs avek zot soucerres fer party extra special zot, ki al toute la nuit.

Lepep kouyon al dan bord la mer et pou fer tou pou gagne ene ti latansion: la mizik mari fort, boir depi boutey la meme parski "Mo boir kouma zom moi!", fer tapaz, et kouma 2eme grog la pran leffet, zoure fort pou montrer ki...hmmm zot kone zoure.

Ban voleurs et zot soucerres ena zot place special, zot. Zot kontan fer demonstration ki zot bien kontan Bon Dier, met linz ki zot koir pou fer zot paret "relizier" kan vreman c ban bandits, met lexpression lor zot vilain la guele ki zot p pense Bon Dier, etc etc.

Alor, ki place pli bon dan Moriste, sirtou pou ene soidizan Hindou, pou montre ki zot pre ar Bon Dier? Grand Bassin/Ganga Talao! Zot pa koir moi? Al dimane la guele vier sousoute alor! Li fer ene party kot zis by special invitation only lor "ranch" de Franklin! Kisan la so invite? Bien sure et evidaman, c ene 2 dimounes ki li dimane zot bribe de Rs 4 millions, ene zourlanus extra gran nwar ki koir ki le "chana", c ene zafer ki li bizin donner ninporte kan gagne lokazion...Avek li, pena First come First served! Non, mes chers compatriotes! Avek li "Cum" any time you want to...Perhaps she drinks Martini too, you know, any time, any place, anywhere....

How else to finish off a lovely private party next to the sacred lake, next to the God that le ti cretin makes a great public show of pretending to pray to whenever he can...and whenever he sees the MBC cameras that he has ordered? You get one of Franklin's people to slaughter a deer! and you take the whole carcass home for you, you greedy bastard!

So, there you are folks! The patriots have "Deer and Cock" parties to absorb all that Black Label...I am told that the zourlanus enjoyed the cock more than the deer, as she is well used to saying Deer, sorry Dear Minister...

Finally, noticed how our free and independent press have mentioned the name of everyone except that of the zourlanus who is apparently fond of cock, esp the ministerial variety? Even though the cock belongs to someone with a la guele vier sousoute and , worse, is completely useless as a minister and as anything...I suppose it was a case of " Wham Bam! Thank you Mam!"... 
Cerf and cock parties: that is the future, folks

Jeudi 30 Mars 2023

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