[Paul Lismore] Are Icac and the Special Shit team really that stupid ?

Or are they so drunk with the power and sense of immunity that a ti cretin has given them that they feel entitled to do anything they want? Perhaps they think that everyone in Lepep Kouyon is as stupid and gullible as they think we are, and therefore we will all marvel at their sense of propriety and acting with fairness and integrity....

A nou guet zis ene ou 2 lexanp kot zot vreman pran nou pou kouyon, meme kan zot azir kouma ban zokrisses ki truv lexamen sixieme kom ene mari handicap pou zot:

1/ ICAC in azir kouma lanbilans personel pou Rajesh Ramnarain (of cerfs, cochon marron, bribes fame...) depi ki zot in arete li ene mois de cela, et sak kou li gagne gaz, ban la amene li lopital...ki preske tou les zours. 

1 mois depi ki zot in arete li et kan sa ban zeni la decide pou fouy so lakaz pou gagne "evidence"? Zour ki la cour largue li! Eoula ban zokrisses! Ki kouyon pa pou dire so fami debarasse ninporte ki kouyonade dan lakaz avan ki ICAC vine fer so bhai lookhe? 

Zor surpri ki la plipar ban gro lenket ICAC fini kouma ban fizet ki trenpe et alor zamai pou decoller? " Nou pa guet figir", zot ena toupee dire! Zot ena rezon, parski zot nek guet fesse ti cretin et zot met conpetition lor kisan la so lang pou rant la dan en premier!

2/ Ki pa in dire lor Special Shit Team lor kouma c ene groupe paramilitaire en ba control total de ti cretin et so la kwizinne? Sel qualite ki zot in montre ziska ler, seki zot ban expert planteurs, et ministere lagrikiltire bizin enploy zot parski zot fer plantes pousser meme kan la terre sec net...

Zot arete Harish Chundunsing akoz ene video ki SST  meme dakor involve le SST, kan soidizan ti met GPS en ba loto ene kouyon. Aster, le Shit team, ki bien sensitive aparaman, p dire ki video la in afekte zot moral et zot senti zot blesse! Eoula! Zot la police zot? Oussa zot koir ki zot ban ti comediens dan Bollywood ki offense lor tou zafer, malgre ki seki zot fer zot meme offense tou dimounes ki koir dan demokrasi et dan ene etat de droit?

Kom touzour, la cour nek cuiy vide kan gablous amene zot provisional charge et inpoz ban conditions bail meme si sarz la ene sarz kouyon. Paret ki nou ban mazistras bien "independant" zamai in tann "release on unconditional bail", et alor dan tou ka, zot bizin fer dimoune la paye ene gro caution plus frais pou tou zafer, meme kan evidence la bien piss poor.

Alor, Harish Chundunsing in copier ene video ki des milliers et milliers Morisiens in fini guetter, et sa "offense" Jag (Hi! Mo bien sensib moi! Pa amerde moi!). Tou zafer offense li. Tou dimoune kone ki li in converti et ki so nom, c Rashid, mai li offense kan li tan sa, et alor, arrestations et la cour!

Kifer Jag (Hi! Mo met kalson Lacoste, moi! Meme si mo lamoresse ena trous!) pa arete sa centaines de Facebookers ki in copier et poste sa video la? Li offense zis kan Harish Chundunsing fer seki boukou Morisiens in fer?

Ala lot exanp kot le Shit Team vreman ena kk dan zot la tete: Zot arete Hairsh Chundunsing, interviewer li et largue li, et kan zot al fouy so lakaz kouma ban bhai lookhe patentes ki zot vreman ete? LENDIMIN! Kan boug la in fini passe la nuit dan so lakaz, et alor ene dimoune normal ti pou fini debarasse tou seki sa ban ggt la pou truv soidizan "incriminant". Mazistrate ti donne lordre pou sezi electronic devices "used for commission of an illegal act under ICTA". Ki zot in gagner? Ene ferfoute, in bizin trap graines et aller!

It is high time for the Supreme Court to declare the disgraceful nonsense known as ICTA a constitutional outrage. You cannot in a self respecting democracy decide that what you think is criminal! Certainly not someone as thick as Rashid...

But a word of warning to Harish Chundunsing: The Shit team is made up of little, spoilt, stupid kids who love playing with their favourite toys. So, don't be surprised if out of nowhere, the shit team finds a nice parcel of dried herbs, touk maria, and other plants when they next visit you...