[Paul Lismore] Another general knowledge quiz for our "patriots"...Part B

1/ Pays dan mari bez, lekonomi p koule, dettes plis ki Rs 400 milliards, Trade deficit so gap pli gran ki gap ban dimoune ki "travay" dan zardin konpagni. Ki priorite nou jeune et dynamique Pravind Kumar Jugnauth?

Possibilities : (a) Enkouraz entrepreneurs/small business/ lagrikiltire/ pecheurs/ nouvo teknolozi.
              (b) Avoy lekip entier de EDB a Dubai pou 6 mois maja karo avek zoli zoli per diem, et ministres bizin visit boukou foi                         avek zot macro, maitresses, etc.
              (c) Kontinier kokin par milliards et dire lepep kouyon ki zot travay dire et zot ban patriots.
              (d) Assete ene Dhruv helikopter ki meme ban riches indiens pisse ar sa, pran plis ki Rs 1 milliard loan depi L'Inde et             amene ene lot helikopter pou vey Lepep lave zot zafer dan la mer, ou p met tranpe.
               (e) Re tap mari commission lor ene helikopter ki pa vo plis ki Rs 500,000, et ki nou pa bizin.
               (f) Invant sa zafer Safe City la et depense Rs 19 milliards lor camera ki pa travay kan chatwas dan le paraz. Sak camera in koute plis ki prix l'or, et zot travay parey kouma nou civil servants, i.e. kan pena narien a fer et zot bored..Fer nou gablous vine ban bhai lookhes officiel...

Answer: (b)(c)(d)(e)(f) are the right answers! If you answer (a), it means you are a dreamer and ene anti patriote!

2/ Kifer Toussaint kontan met lamoresse zoranz et koir ki so pony tail extra trendy?

Possible answers: (a) Parski li ene bobok ki mank latansion, et alor li depanne lor so pony tail en fesse et so lamoresse zoranz         pou dimoune remark li, et dire " Guet sa ggt la ene kou!"
                (b) Li koir ki Toussaint v dire "Tousse seins", et akoz li kontan manz gro papaye, li pou payer pou gagne                  gro gro papayes kin sitan mire ki zot paret oranz...
           (c) Li fer ranz ene stade plis ki Rs 5 milliards et sa bon zis pou plante cresson et sanpion ladan. Li p develop nou lagrikiltire..             (d) Depi li ministre sports, Lekip football pou bizin biento zouer ar vavang sitan nou fan kk kan zouer football....   
                       
Answer: (a)(b)(c)(d) are all correct. Ene vrai phenomene sa!

3/ Kifer sa ban dimounes la ban vrai zeni? Bobok Hurreram, Jutton, Lachanya, Subasatini, Maudhoo, Mayotte, Bablee, Rawoo, Nuckchadee, and so many others.....
   
There is only one answer: They have turned stupidity and arrogance into an art form. Admit it: You have to be an absolute genius to actually believe that when you talk so much shite, as these people do, that will make you sound intelligent...

4/ Final question: Is your child having any problem with his/her French? Would you like them to speak French like our local Moliere does? 

Answer: Contact Sharvanand Ramkaun, also known as Ram kisanla? 
The English are kicking themselves that during the Napoleonic wars, Ramkaun was not around to murder so many Frenchmen simply by opening his mouth....He could have ended so many Anglo-French wars incredibly quickly...

Here is the proof...But please contact Moura and sons and make your arrangements before watching this...Li vreman konne touy Francais, sa boug la...