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Oui, mes chers compatriotes, mo in realizer ki malgre mo kontan sikane Padaleksi, mo bizin aksepte ki sa boug la ene vrai zeni sa. Kot le monde entier so lekonomi dan bez et p rode solition avek green energy, Artificial Intelligence, internet extra rapide (san ki ban ggt dan ICTA bour frein lor sa, et san ki Dick sakouy so ti zafer lor nou laptop...), etc etc, nou Padaleksi in truv ene zafer extra inportan ki le monde entier pou rode assete ar nou, et ki pou fer lil Moriste vine pli riche ki ban pays Arabes!
Padaleksi ene boug bien malin, parski li in konpran zafer pli inportan pou ban zom, et kouma tou zom koir ki zot meme ena pli gro, pli long, et kouma zot 3-4 minutes fer zot koir ki extra time sa, et ki in ler pou score sa goal la.... Et kan fini, zot sitan fier ar zot 3-4 minutes ki zot krier, "What a goal! A real screamer! Sa ki apel defonce filets!"...Zot p konpran moi la? Oussa mo bizin fer ene desin (pa des seins, ein, ban malelve!) pou zot konpran?
Oui, Padaleksi, akoz toi, dimoune p dire ki pa ti ena oken rezon pou invant viagra! Boukou kamarades depi deor p email moi et dimander, " What is this Savate Dodo? We heard that some women go crazy over them and feel a terrible compulsion to drop their knickers (those who wear them) as soon as they see a pair of them?" Ena etranzer p plorer ar moi, et plaigner ki prix Viagra tro cher, et ki zot bien bizin ene pair savate Dodo.
Boukou in dire moi: " Eh pal, if your savatte Dodo is that good and makes some woman go " Miaw Miaw" when la chatte is touched (my friends are bilingual, ok?), will it upset our cat if we keep on beckoning her with "Here, pussy, puss puss, come to Daddy"? If we wear our savatte Dodo and say "L'appétit vient en mangeant" when tasting the forbidden fruit, will that make us fail our oral exams? And instead of going Miaw Miaw, will she fart in our face and leave?
Kom ene bon patriote, mo in rassure zot ki tou korek, ki savate Dodo vreman ene zafer extraordiner, et ki nou Morisiens ena mari la chance ki nou ministre des finances in teste produit la bien souvan. Li sitan patriote ki li teste dan ler travay tou! Sakili!
Alor, blier Pravind p al fouy trou dan nou locean pou rode diluil. Blier tou kalite hub ki tou le tan in fane kk.
Mes chers compatriotes, say a huge welcome to the Savate Dodo Hub! Pfizer p mari amerde ki dimoune nepli asste Viagra et ki zot tou p dimane Savate Dodo! Meme dan Londres, Anglais p krier, " Ki nou bizin? Savate Dodo! Ki nou nepli le? Viagra! Vive le Padaleksi, pli gran inventeur sa siecle la! God save the Queen and Padaleksi!"
Ban ekonomistes pagla p forecast ki Sales figures pou explode et ki dan moins ki 1 an, nou balance of trade deficit pou effacer, et ki lannee prochaine, nou pou ena surplus par dizaines de milliards roupies...Evidaman et bien sure, nou jeune et dynamique Pravind Kumar Jugnauth pou servi sa bonanza la avek responsabilite et patriotisme...
Padaleksi so sourire gran nwar pou vine plis grannwar...et ban tifi who don't wear knickers pou al pran zot savate dodo depi li personelman, parski li pou autograf sa avek so la creme special...
Kouma Padaleksi kontan dire: Dimoune kontan sousou dan dal. Moi mo special moi, parski mo prefer met mo gro baton Mouroum dan dal. Aprer, zot dire moi, " mo dal in bien cuit, merci Pada"...
Savate Dodo, soon our biggest export since politicians started sending stolen money to foreign accounts abroad!
Padaleksi ene boug bien malin, parski li in konpran zafer pli inportan pou ban zom, et kouma tou zom koir ki zot meme ena pli gro, pli long, et kouma zot 3-4 minutes fer zot koir ki extra time sa, et ki in ler pou score sa goal la.... Et kan fini, zot sitan fier ar zot 3-4 minutes ki zot krier, "What a goal! A real screamer! Sa ki apel defonce filets!"...Zot p konpran moi la? Oussa mo bizin fer ene desin (pa des seins, ein, ban malelve!) pou zot konpran?
Oui, Padaleksi, akoz toi, dimoune p dire ki pa ti ena oken rezon pou invant viagra! Boukou kamarades depi deor p email moi et dimander, " What is this Savate Dodo? We heard that some women go crazy over them and feel a terrible compulsion to drop their knickers (those who wear them) as soon as they see a pair of them?" Ena etranzer p plorer ar moi, et plaigner ki prix Viagra tro cher, et ki zot bien bizin ene pair savate Dodo.
Boukou in dire moi: " Eh pal, if your savatte Dodo is that good and makes some woman go " Miaw Miaw" when la chatte is touched (my friends are bilingual, ok?), will it upset our cat if we keep on beckoning her with "Here, pussy, puss puss, come to Daddy"? If we wear our savatte Dodo and say "L'appétit vient en mangeant" when tasting the forbidden fruit, will that make us fail our oral exams? And instead of going Miaw Miaw, will she fart in our face and leave?
Kom ene bon patriote, mo in rassure zot ki tou korek, ki savate Dodo vreman ene zafer extraordiner, et ki nou Morisiens ena mari la chance ki nou ministre des finances in teste produit la bien souvan. Li sitan patriote ki li teste dan ler travay tou! Sakili!
Alor, blier Pravind p al fouy trou dan nou locean pou rode diluil. Blier tou kalite hub ki tou le tan in fane kk.
Mes chers compatriotes, say a huge welcome to the Savate Dodo Hub! Pfizer p mari amerde ki dimoune nepli asste Viagra et ki zot tou p dimane Savate Dodo! Meme dan Londres, Anglais p krier, " Ki nou bizin? Savate Dodo! Ki nou nepli le? Viagra! Vive le Padaleksi, pli gran inventeur sa siecle la! God save the Queen and Padaleksi!"
Ban ekonomistes pagla p forecast ki Sales figures pou explode et ki dan moins ki 1 an, nou balance of trade deficit pou effacer, et ki lannee prochaine, nou pou ena surplus par dizaines de milliards roupies...Evidaman et bien sure, nou jeune et dynamique Pravind Kumar Jugnauth pou servi sa bonanza la avek responsabilite et patriotisme...
Padaleksi so sourire gran nwar pou vine plis grannwar...et ban tifi who don't wear knickers pou al pran zot savate dodo depi li personelman, parski li pou autograf sa avek so la creme special...
Kouma Padaleksi kontan dire: Dimoune kontan sousou dan dal. Moi mo special moi, parski mo prefer met mo gro baton Mouroum dan dal. Aprer, zot dire moi, " mo dal in bien cuit, merci Pada"...
Savate Dodo, soon our biggest export since politicians started sending stolen money to foreign accounts abroad!
