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[Paul Lismore] What they say...and what they actually mean...


Rédigé par Paul Lismore le Mercredi 12 Janvier 2022



We now have a new breed of liars and hypocrites, where they effortlessly send several messages from just one sentence of expression: their followers will dribble at the mouth with pleasure simply because their God has spoken, their opponents will foam at the mouth with anger because the Devil is trying to fool lepep again, and the independent and cynical observer will simply shrug his shoulders and say " Eh! Bousser fesse do!"

Let me give you a few examples: 

1/ Pravind Jugnauth: " Personn pa o desu de la lwa. La lwa tou dimounn bizin respekte parey. Ki ou appel X, Y,Z, ou ninport ki profesion ki ou ena, tou dimounn bizin egal divan la lwa." The real message is: No one is above the law except the politicians of nou bann variety and the "patriots", i.e. nou bann. The even more important message is this one:

Gablous, ICAC, certains mazistras/ziz, preske tou institutions, dan mo la main. Alor, c moi ki decide ki la loi ete, et kan mo dire mo ti toutou dan ICAC fer so la guele fesse et guet lot kote, sa meme li fer...kouma dan ka Angus, assassina Kistnen/Kannakiah, et lezot, roupies par milliards ki in kokin lor emergency procurement meme kan dimoune ti p kreve. etc etc.

Ena ene la loi ki dire ki si to pa dan to lakaz, to pa kapav entour toi avek plis ki 10 dumone. Mai evidaman et bien sure, sa pa aplike kan mo tire mo sizo et mo al koup riban pou fer ban paysans ki vine guette moi gagne bon.

Et li pa aplike a pli gran ministre la sante dan le monde, nou Sigmund Freud local, le gran Jagutpal. Check video la bien! Li paret ki li p danse, mai ti ena sitan dumone la ba ki li ti bizin bouz bouz so fesse pou ressi fer ene simin pou al guet ban invite ki ti paret in p malade...Zot pa truver? Li ti meme bizin krier "Kookoorikoo" pou dimoune avance et laisse li passe!

2/ Paul Berenger: " Marke garde! Pou ena elections zeneral anticipee sa lannee la!" Sa, c ene refrain ki li in zouer sak lannee depi 1983, et c so disk rayee preferee. Ban militants kontan tann sa, sirtou ban ki in enkor tasse lor koltar et p kontinier atane sa revolution socialiste ki p vini depi 1969....

3/ Av In Arse Teefuck, minister of Arts sipaki, and an obvious admirer of Pablo Picasso, if the rather large creamy stain on his black leather sofa is anything to go by....Picasso said that " Art is the elimination of the unnecessary.", and our Arts minister is obviously eliminating the stuff clogging his testicles....Mai Eoula! Ene toro pa desarz kumsa! Sa kantite la? Hilla will never suffer from vitamin deficiency.....
You have to feel sorry for the next unsuspecting ministerial guest who sits on that settee...

4/ Nando Bodha: " Mo envi vine Premier Ministre!" Malgre ki li ene fiasco extraordiner depi so demission depi MSM, et so presence dan limazination piblik, c preske entiereman akoz sa tonnes Brylcreem ki li servi....To envi vine Premier Ministre? B moi, mo envi tat Kim Kardsahian so fesse pou cheker si plastik la pli bon ki la graisse et muscles lor tonkin....I am sure neither one of us will achieve our ambition, eh Nando?

5/ Roshi Bhadain: " Bizin tire la fimee divan lizier dimounes!" Oui, parey kouma sa gro brouyar la fimee ki ban bandits ti mete pou fer Lepep Kouyon koir ki BAI ti ene ponzi sa...Li dire ki Ramgoolam in perdi 2 elections et alor li bizin pa re poze, mai li pa dire ki le Gran Roshi in perdi elections 2017 et 2019....

6/ Navin Ramgoolam: " Mo fek pass pre ar la mort akoz Covid, mo fek fer operation leker, et la cuisine et so ban macro enkor reve moi?"

No wonder he thinks he is the only one who can sort this unholy mess out, if they obsess about him to that extent... 

7/ This one is from pop psychologists who have seen the internet as the ideal market for their particular brand of bullshit...My favourite one, because it is typical of the nonsense packaged as deep thinking: " I do love you, but I am not in love with you"...What? " A Mars a day helps you work, rest and play" seems much more original and credible than that piece of self indulgent nonsense....

I am sure there are thousands more examples of lies being packaged as wonderful things, and which unfortunately, Lepep Kouyon continues to believe in..

Mercredi 12 Janvier 2022

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