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[Paul Lismore] The shameless arse licking of our zourlanus on Budget Day


Rédigé par Paul Lismore le Dimanche 4 Juin 2023



[Paul Lismore] The shameless arse licking of our zourlanus on Budget Day
Mo ti koir les course Maiden kot ban madames met zoli linz, ban zom met tou kalite costimes ki montre kouma lepep kouyon paye zot boukou larzan pou kass poz....et ban zourlanus pran miliers de fotos ban la guele fesse, kouma dire Hollywood et Bollywood ensam dan Lassenblee National...Et kouma dire c premier foi ki zourlanus p fotografier sa ban la guele fesse la...Mai quel ggtri sa, bunum? 

Pa fini! Ban depites/ministres ki pa siporte la presse 364/365 met concour sa zour la lor kisan la pou trap micro zourlanus en premier, pou zot dire nou kouma Padaleksi ene Bon Dier sa, malgre ki li in p pli tipti ki le Jugnauth...Et ban zourlanus, kouma leponz, absorbe tou ggtri ki gouvernman dire zot, acconpagne avek ene ti sourire ki dire: " Eh, fer moi vine to attache de presse, mo kone souce moi! Et mo envi gagne mo loto duty free pou dimoune rekonet mo statu...." Mai poz questions ki montre ki zourlanus konne in p plis ki zis ekrir " Jolie coup de filet" ou "jambes en l'air", Eoula! 

Many of you may have missed a 12 minute video clip where one of our decent journalists was confronted by an attache de presse so keen to defend a government politician that any little shame that he may have once had vanished with the irresistible desire to lick arse. And he had the absolute temerity to ask the journalist " fer L'honneur a ou profession!". Rather like a sofer baydoum dire dimoune, " Respect sa kk la! Fer so lonneur!"

The attache de presse/zourlanus is someone called Elvissen Adaken, whose only claim to fame so far was when he was appointed attache de presse for Leela lipala at the Ministry of Education. Not bad for someone who failed his SC the first time he sat those exams....And who became attache de presse to the most gormless, useless minister of education that we have ever had, 3 days after he was accused of theft!

He is a protege of Ken Arianus and Lady Macbeth, and worked for Kayambo at the 2019 elections in Constituency 14...Riviere Noire, where Franklin reigned supreme with the help of the patriots and the Special Shit Team...Perhaps those fine herbs have made the attache de presse even more bold with his arse licking...

Adaken is one of a long list of arsehole zourlanus who used to "work" at le defi/Radio Plus, which seems to be the nursery of choice for politicians to find their favourite arse lickers...Mind you, L'Express is not far behind, for it too has provided many soucerres to praise the government as attache de presse or advisers...

Our "free and independent" press, eh? La police p "enkor etidier dossier la"....Pa dimane le Cootha parski kom touzour, li pou dire ki li pa "au courant"...

Dimanche 4 Juin 2023

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