Paul Lismore

[Paul Lismore] The curious worlds of Vladimir Putin and Vladimir Pravindsky...

Rédigé par Paul Lismore le Samedi 5 Mars 2022

They are both rather short individuals, and it is debatable whether the inferiority complex that flows from that short stature is responsible for the flights of fantasy that make both of them believe that they are invincible.

Both came to power through elections that can, by no stretch of the imagination, be considered as free and fair.

Both have become billionaires since taking charge of their country, and Putin is often referred to as the richest man on the planet. Pravindsky must now easily be the richest man in the Indian Ocean...

Both have destroyed the liberal legacies of past leaders. Putin thinks that glasnost was an ice cream invented by Gorbachev and therefore best eaten quickly or thrown away...Pravindsky believes that news is only news when provided by our local Pravda, the MBC, and its satellites, Wazaa, Insane News, and some other toilet papers.

Both are firm believers that real news is fake news, but swear that the stuff that they peddle through their media macros is the truth, although it is debatable whether they themselves believe the crap they present to us.

Both have clear psychopathic tendencies, and will use the power of the state to crush anyone who does not swear blind loyalty to them.

They are both inventive with the use of words to cover up their crimes. Putin does not call what he is doing in Ukraine an invasion or a war. In fact, yesterday he made the use of the word "war" to describe his lunacy in Ukraine as criminal, and will imprison anyone for up to 15 years if they publish any "false information" about the Russian army's destruction of Ukraine.

Pravind Jugnauth calls anything that his critics say about him and his lunatic, kleptomaniac policies as "fake news"...or better still as " Zot p fer demagozi", when most of Lepep Kouyon believe that demagozi is something to do with margoz...

In Russia, as a result of Putin's repressive attitude towards the press, most major news reporters from around the world have suspended their broadcasts from Russia, and now do it from surrounding countries. Pravindsky has used a simpler and just as effective tactic: He has bought so many zourlanus that the few decent ones left to do their profession honourably must be asking themselves whether selfishness and stupidity are really better than journalistic principles and ethics or not...And he has placed the worst macros on earth as heads of the institutions he tells us with a straight face that we should respect.

One has to feel sorry for the internet warriors providing succour to Putin and his murderous escapades with daily, repetitive, quite boring, rather irrelevant comparisons with other countries. Russian state media regulator Roskomnadzor has today restricted access to Twitter, and the country has blocked Facebook across the country.  Even Putin must be grateful that he no longer has to read the half baked, crap comments from so many self proclaimed stupid "historians" on Facebook now... 

Over a million people have escaped from Ukraine following a Russian invasion and bombardment of only 10 days. Many have been killed. Putin calls the Jewish Ukrainian leader a "Nazi", even though many members of Zelenskiy's family were massacred by the Nazis during the holocaust....And the la tete kokom here in Mauritius with their ledikation gratis brazenly repeat that lie because they are simply too stupid to know otherwise.

Pravindsky has chaired over an orgy of thieving and corruption for the few, and simply does not seem to care over the majority of the population suffering because of his policies, and the thousands who are now desperately poor. Any leader who says nothing when his police force describes a murder as "suicide" is either very stupid or is party to the crime...esp as according to the police, Kistnen committed suicide, got up, felt a bit cold, decided to warm himself a bit by setting himself on fire and then died...
Putin and Pravindsky: they both will face a terrible end. It is not the USA or NATO which will finish Putin off. His own people will do that soon when they realise that he really is a dangerous lunatic.

Pravindsky might be luckier...We have a really stupid opposition which is more interested in "jobs for the boys" than in uniting in order to get rid of the demons. I doubt whether any sane, rational person really gives a fuck whether Duval, Boolell, ou mo marsan gato pima, who becomes leader of the opposition. WE DON'T CARE, YOU ARSEHOLES! Get your act together and form a common front to get rid of the pestilential curse that has befallen Mauritius since 2014!

I am convinced that Putin will be got rid of soon by his own people. 

Pravindsky, on the other hand , will tell the oldies in 2024: " Mo ti dire zot ki zot pensions pou vine Rs 13,500. Evidaman, et bien sure, akoz mo expertiz kont Covid et recession, mo kapav dire zot ki (5 seconds silence to heighten the effect...), pa Rs 13,500 ki mo pou donne zot. Rs14,000 par personne par moi, alor si ena 2 vier dimoune dan lakaz, sak desam sa lakaz la pou gagne Rs56,000!!!" And the cries go, "Pravind nou le roi! Pravind mo ena 90 ans, mai zafer la enkor bon, marier moi!"

And a split opposition because of incredibly huge egos in every party, every group, every wannabe, every attention seeking copy/paster might just ensure that Pravindsky will be allowed to run a bankrupt country again...

Vladimir Putin and Vladimir Pravinsky: two short, averagely intelligent individuals, one with enormous power to wreck nations and their own economy, and the other with only one interest at heart: that of syphoning every last rupee from us...

Samedi 5 Mars 2022

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