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THE ASSOCIATION OF TCHURELS OF ALL COMMUNITIES
INVITES AND BEGS THE PRESENCE OF THEIR GOD,
THE GREATEST PRIME MINISTER IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD,
PRAVIND KUMAR JUGNAUTH, (otherwise known as God),
TO ALL CEREMONIES, RELIGIOUS OR OTHERWISE,
FOR JANUARY UNTIL DECEMBER OF EVERY YEAR UNTIL 2024.
NO PRAYERS WILL BE SAID, NO GODS WILL BE INVOKED,
EXCEPT OUR ONE AND TRUE GOD, PRAVIND NOU BON DIER.
WHO WILL MAKE A LONG SPEECH, ABOUT HOW WONDERFUL HE IS AND HOW TERRIBLE THE ANTIPATRIOTS IN THE OPPOSITION ARE.
AND WHY RAMGOOLAM GETS SO MANY WOMEN
WHILST OUR GOD PRAVIND DOES NOT GET ANY
AND REMAINS THE VIRGIN THAT HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN...
WE WILL SERVE LOVELY BRIANIS THROUGHOUT THE YEAR
(BECAUSE EID IS A YEAR LONG FESTIVAL),,,,
THERE WILL BE 7 CARRIS, TI PURI, RASSON, UGADI PACHADI, GUDI PADWA DELICACIES,
THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE YEAR!
WE WILL TRY TO PERSUADE OUR CATHOLIC AND CHINESE TCHURELS
TO FOLLOW OUR LEAD AND TO LICK ARSE LIKE WE DO.
HOPEFULLY, THEY TOO WILL INVITE GOD PRAVIND
TO MAKE THOSE LOVELY SPEECHES OF HIS
BEFORE EATING A GATO LA CIRE OR A SLICE OF XMAS CAKE....
GOD PRAVIND HAS SHOWN US WHAT A REAL PRIME MINISTER SHOULD DO:
MAKE SPEECHES TO TCHURELS AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE,
BE INTERVIEWED ONLY BY A MBC TCHUREL,
AND NEVER DO PRESS CONFERENCES OR PUBLIC MEETINGS
PARSKI BAN ANTI PATRIOTES POU ZOUR LI....
WE LOVE HIS "EVIDAMAN" AND "BIEN SURE" AT THE END OF EVERY SENTENCE,
FOLLOWED BY THE "HUH HUH" THAT APPARENTLY MAKES WOMEN'S KNICKERS WET..
(AS HIS "ADVISERS" HAVE TOLD HIM...).
WE, THE TCHURELS OF MAURITIUS, HEREBY CONFIRM
THAT WE WILL NEVER RUN OUT OF THE RIDO THAT WE LOVE TO PUT ON HIS SHOULDERS,
WHEN WE ARE NOT LICKING HIS ARSE.
LONG LIVE PRAVIND KUMAR JUGNAUTH.
LONG LIVE OUR GOD PRAVIND, t.i.c.r.e.t.i.n., GCSK.
PRAVIND, TO MEME NOU BON DIER!
INVITES AND BEGS THE PRESENCE OF THEIR GOD,
THE GREATEST PRIME MINISTER IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD,
PRAVIND KUMAR JUGNAUTH, (otherwise known as God),
TO ALL CEREMONIES, RELIGIOUS OR OTHERWISE,
FOR JANUARY UNTIL DECEMBER OF EVERY YEAR UNTIL 2024.
NO PRAYERS WILL BE SAID, NO GODS WILL BE INVOKED,
EXCEPT OUR ONE AND TRUE GOD, PRAVIND NOU BON DIER.
WHO WILL MAKE A LONG SPEECH, ABOUT HOW WONDERFUL HE IS AND HOW TERRIBLE THE ANTIPATRIOTS IN THE OPPOSITION ARE.
AND WHY RAMGOOLAM GETS SO MANY WOMEN
WHILST OUR GOD PRAVIND DOES NOT GET ANY
AND REMAINS THE VIRGIN THAT HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN...
WE WILL SERVE LOVELY BRIANIS THROUGHOUT THE YEAR
(BECAUSE EID IS A YEAR LONG FESTIVAL),,,,
THERE WILL BE 7 CARRIS, TI PURI, RASSON, UGADI PACHADI, GUDI PADWA DELICACIES,
THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE YEAR!
WE WILL TRY TO PERSUADE OUR CATHOLIC AND CHINESE TCHURELS
TO FOLLOW OUR LEAD AND TO LICK ARSE LIKE WE DO.
HOPEFULLY, THEY TOO WILL INVITE GOD PRAVIND
TO MAKE THOSE LOVELY SPEECHES OF HIS
BEFORE EATING A GATO LA CIRE OR A SLICE OF XMAS CAKE....
GOD PRAVIND HAS SHOWN US WHAT A REAL PRIME MINISTER SHOULD DO:
MAKE SPEECHES TO TCHURELS AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE,
BE INTERVIEWED ONLY BY A MBC TCHUREL,
AND NEVER DO PRESS CONFERENCES OR PUBLIC MEETINGS
PARSKI BAN ANTI PATRIOTES POU ZOUR LI....
WE LOVE HIS "EVIDAMAN" AND "BIEN SURE" AT THE END OF EVERY SENTENCE,
FOLLOWED BY THE "HUH HUH" THAT APPARENTLY MAKES WOMEN'S KNICKERS WET..
(AS HIS "ADVISERS" HAVE TOLD HIM...).
WE, THE TCHURELS OF MAURITIUS, HEREBY CONFIRM
THAT WE WILL NEVER RUN OUT OF THE RIDO THAT WE LOVE TO PUT ON HIS SHOULDERS,
WHEN WE ARE NOT LICKING HIS ARSE.
LONG LIVE PRAVIND KUMAR JUGNAUTH.
LONG LIVE OUR GOD PRAVIND, t.i.c.r.e.t.i.n., GCSK.
PRAVIND, TO MEME NOU BON DIER!
