[Paul Lismore] Standing orders! I am on my feet !

I often tell my friends: Always be nice to people. So, why don't you start your day by sending this note to the Speaker and asking him to read it upside down: 370HSSV-0773H.

Ene zour, Speaker et so sofer p fer ene ti tournee dan la canpagne dan so limousine. Ene gro cochon saute divan loto et malerezman sofer pa kapav arete loto. Gro cochon mort. Speaker dire sofer la: Al explik a fermier la ki in arive.

Plis ki 1 hr tan aprer, sofer retourne, p ballote ballotee, et ena ene boutey rhum dan ene la main et ene cigar dan lot la main.

Speaker dimane li: ki in arive?

Sofer la reponne: Fermier la ti mari kontan kan mo dire li, li donne moi sa boutey la, so fam donne moi sa cigar la, et so tifi 20 ans in fer zoli gatee ar moi, including le licema...

Speaker, choque et pre pou stand on his feet! Li dimande: B ki to in dire zot kumsa?

Mo in nek dire zot: Moi, mo sofer Speaker, et gro cochon la in fek mort!

Rapel bien: there is always a silver lining, alor pa tou bad news ki vreman bad...

Par exanp, kan Hillary Clinton ti perdi elections presidentiel, li ti gagne ene mari la sans: li pa pou bizin bizin work at the Presidential desk that Monica Lewinsky spent so much time under, kan li ti p fer gatee ar Bill...