![[Paul Lismore] Shanmuga Allamokasszotyen, another arse licking zourlanus who always tops the list for hyper arrogant zoaves...](https://www.zinfos-moris.com/photo/art/grande/66264548-47103528.jpg?v=1658671240 "[Paul Lismore] Shanmuga Allamokasszotyen, another arse licking zourlanus who always tops the list for hyper arrogant zoaves...")
![[Paul Lismore] Shanmuga Allamokasszotyen, another arse licking zourlanus who always tops the list for hyper arrogant zoaves...](https://www.zinfos-moris.com/photo/art/default/66264548-47103528.jpg?v=1658671244 "[Paul Lismore] Shanmuga Allamokasszotyen, another arse licking zourlanus who always tops the list for hyper arrogant zoaves...")
Oui, mes chers compatriotes, c moi, le plu zoli,
gran, parfai, modeste zourlanus de Moriste.
Kouma la plipar zourlanus, Bon Dier in beni moi
Et fer moi gagne seki tou zourlanus bien envi dan Moriste:
Vine attache de presse, i.e. soucerre et manzeur kk officiel
De ninporte ki ministre en esanz de ene loto dutyfree,
Ene zoli la paye, plis lezot privilez,
Et sa zafer extra inportan ki tou zourlanus bien envi:
Al dan ban fonctions kot zot kapav tire selfies avek
Bon ministre/ ministres passab/ ministres voleur, et ministre voyou.
Kan Bobok Hureeram, ministre pli kouyon, pli bobok,
Pli amerdan, pli contraceptif dan nou gouvernman
Invite moi pou vine so soucerre et manzerre kk officiel,
Mo ti bien zemu, sitan zemu ki kouma mo bien modeste,
Mo ti renpli mo paz FB ek instagram avek boukou selfies.
Parski mo koir ki ban madames bien mouillee,
Meme kan la pli naiba, mai zot truv moi....
(Contraceptif? Parski kan p fer jig jig et par aksidan
La guele Bobok la paret dan ou imazination,
Tou zafer vine mou en place, et bacha nahin hoga....)
Dan mo Instagram, mo ekrir ki
" After a brief spell at the University of Mauritius studying Chemical Engineering,
I joined Radioplus Ltd in 2010 as a journalist."
Truver? Ala kouma vine zourlanus dan sa ggt pays la!
A brief spell v dire 1 semaine, 8 semaines, 1 an?
Sa brief spell la, dan ene size ki pena ene ferfoute a fer avek journalisme,
Fer li vine expert dan "crime scenes, to riots, as well as political events,
government functions and parliamentary sessions,
I have had the priviledge (privilege, surely! There is no 'd' in privilege!)
to cover 2 national assembly elections, as well as the Rodrigues
Regional Assembly elections, by elections and municipal elections."
And the icing on the cake, or rather
The Sherry in the cake, to remain topical....
Ala kot ene ti cour dan Chemical Engineering kapav amene zot:
"I also represented Radioplus abroad,
For the football World Cup tournament in Brasil in 2014!!
Inaugural flights of Air Mauritius to Mozambique and Tanzania,
and the General Assembly of the Communist Party in People's Republic of China."!!
Really! Is there no beginning to the talents of this zourlanus?
Yesterday, we saw how shameless these zourlanus really are
When Allamokasszotyen vomited his master's shit
In a rather disrespectful note to his ex boss, Nawaz Norbux.
After Friday's superb programme,
I refuse to use the nickname I gave him, Nawaz NoBuzz!
No, ladies and gentlemen, for providing an extremely professional
Radio programme about Treason in high places,
From now on he shall be known as Sir Nawaz Norbux!
As for Allamokasszotyen, the mere fact that he presents himself
As King_Muga on his Instagram page tells you
All that you could ever need to know about hyper arrogance.
In case you have any doubts, this is how he describes himself:
" Shanmuga Allagapen:
Dangerous as the deadly snake, clever as the ruthless wolf, powerful as the raging bull..."
Yes, he has always been full of bullshit,
Le Grand Allamokasszotyen, Hasn't he?
He is the typical zourlanus
Who is an absolute disgrace to journalism:
Hyper arrogant, mari gran nwar, idiot, mercenaire...
All the attributes of a real ggt fletri, non?
gran, parfai, modeste zourlanus de Moriste.
Kouma la plipar zourlanus, Bon Dier in beni moi
Et fer moi gagne seki tou zourlanus bien envi dan Moriste:
Vine attache de presse, i.e. soucerre et manzeur kk officiel
De ninporte ki ministre en esanz de ene loto dutyfree,
Ene zoli la paye, plis lezot privilez,
Et sa zafer extra inportan ki tou zourlanus bien envi:
Al dan ban fonctions kot zot kapav tire selfies avek
Bon ministre/ ministres passab/ ministres voleur, et ministre voyou.
Kan Bobok Hureeram, ministre pli kouyon, pli bobok,
Pli amerdan, pli contraceptif dan nou gouvernman
Invite moi pou vine so soucerre et manzerre kk officiel,
Mo ti bien zemu, sitan zemu ki kouma mo bien modeste,
Mo ti renpli mo paz FB ek instagram avek boukou selfies.
Parski mo koir ki ban madames bien mouillee,
Meme kan la pli naiba, mai zot truv moi....
(Contraceptif? Parski kan p fer jig jig et par aksidan
La guele Bobok la paret dan ou imazination,
Tou zafer vine mou en place, et bacha nahin hoga....)
Dan mo Instagram, mo ekrir ki
" After a brief spell at the University of Mauritius studying Chemical Engineering,
I joined Radioplus Ltd in 2010 as a journalist."
Truver? Ala kouma vine zourlanus dan sa ggt pays la!
A brief spell v dire 1 semaine, 8 semaines, 1 an?
Sa brief spell la, dan ene size ki pena ene ferfoute a fer avek journalisme,
Fer li vine expert dan "crime scenes, to riots, as well as political events,
government functions and parliamentary sessions,
I have had the priviledge (privilege, surely! There is no 'd' in privilege!)
to cover 2 national assembly elections, as well as the Rodrigues
Regional Assembly elections, by elections and municipal elections."
And the icing on the cake, or rather
The Sherry in the cake, to remain topical....
Ala kot ene ti cour dan Chemical Engineering kapav amene zot:
"I also represented Radioplus abroad,
For the football World Cup tournament in Brasil in 2014!!
Inaugural flights of Air Mauritius to Mozambique and Tanzania,
and the General Assembly of the Communist Party in People's Republic of China."!!
Really! Is there no beginning to the talents of this zourlanus?
Yesterday, we saw how shameless these zourlanus really are
When Allamokasszotyen vomited his master's shit
In a rather disrespectful note to his ex boss, Nawaz Norbux.
After Friday's superb programme,
I refuse to use the nickname I gave him, Nawaz NoBuzz!
No, ladies and gentlemen, for providing an extremely professional
Radio programme about Treason in high places,
From now on he shall be known as Sir Nawaz Norbux!
As for Allamokasszotyen, the mere fact that he presents himself
As King_Muga on his Instagram page tells you
All that you could ever need to know about hyper arrogance.
In case you have any doubts, this is how he describes himself:
" Shanmuga Allagapen:
Dangerous as the deadly snake, clever as the ruthless wolf, powerful as the raging bull..."
Yes, he has always been full of bullshit,
Le Grand Allamokasszotyen, Hasn't he?
He is the typical zourlanus
Who is an absolute disgrace to journalism:
Hyper arrogant, mari gran nwar, idiot, mercenaire...
All the attributes of a real ggt fletri, non?
