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[Paul Lismore] Sex, Lies, and Videotape...


Rédigé par Paul Lismore le Vendredi 7 Janvier 2022



Sex, Lies, and Videotape is a 1989 American independent drama film, written and directed by Steven Soderbergh. The plot tells the story of a troubled man who videotapes women discussing their sexuality and fantasies, and his impact on the relationships of a troubled married couple and the wife's younger sister.

That was Hollywood, with its film of an ordinary couple's relationship and a sex life that no longer makes them see stars when they indulge in some jig jig...

Our stars in government have gone even better. Despite their incredible hard work "pou fer pays avancee", they manage to grab the odd 5 minutes to show us that it is not just money, money, money with them...Oh no! As they like to keep telling us, that they are human beings too... They, especially the men, love showing us that all their thinking powers reside in their genital areas... Let me give you 3 recent examples:

1/ Jagutpal and his invention of a new mating cry, called the Kookoorikoo.... Forget SMS, Messenger, all sorts of chats, phone calls, smoke signals, Morse code, etc. All you have to do to get your beloved in your arms is to walk past her house before dawn, shout "Kookoorikoo", her parents will think that it is the neighbour's cock crowing, and their daughter will know exactly what type of cock is trying to grab her attention...

Well done, Jagutpal. We all know that we need more babies to replace the huge increase in old people. Your Kookoorikoo will encourage others to do their bit to increase our population. To ene vrai patriote!

2/ Mo kamarade Gassen fou dire moi hier: "Eh! Sok samachar! Sa savate Dodo la vreman travay! Hier, mo met ene nouvo pair Dodo et fallee to guet sa kantite mamzel ki p guet moi et rier et fer zoli sourire. Mo p koir zot p manz mo boule, mo dire toi! Sa Padaleksi la ene vre zeni lor zafer maliste sa! Malerezman ki li pa konne ene ferfoute dan lekonomi et ki li koir ki Bidze v dire sinpleman, "Sa pou moi, sa pou toi, et seki reste lepep va demerde zot"....

Gassen dire moi li nepli pran Viagra aster. Kan li senti zafer la monte, li nek met so savate Dodo, et voila!
Ene sans li pa enkor tan sa zafer Kookoorikoo la, sinon voisins ti pou amerde ki sak gra matin, zot tane so savate Dodo fer patak patak lor simin et li p krier Kookoorikoo kouma ene fou...Kouma Gassen fou, in fact.

Nou trade deficit pou reduire biento parski dimoune pou nepli assete Viagra inporte et pou met savate Dodo plito...Merci, le grand patriote Padaleksi...

3/ Now, the best and the worst for last. Teefuk and Hilla li la li pa la li en ba la tab. There is a very strong rumour that Teefuck is the proud owner of a black Mamba dangling down his legs, and apparently some women like playing with that type of little monster. Some even want to try to see how far they can put it down their throat, perhaps in an attempt to revive the 1970s movie " Deep Throat"...

Anyway, you want to know how incredibly stupid some of our "patriots" really are? Teefuck sent his phone for repairs without deleting the video(s) and other incriminating material first! That is how the video of the hungry woman and his black mamba managed to get into the public domain, apparently...
Moral of the story? If you insist on her not talking with her mouth full, a real gentleman would be admiring her handiwork and oral work and praising her instead of fiddling with a fucking camera!
Sex, lies , and videotape....Hollywood.

Kookoorikoo, savate Dodo, and Black mamba: Mauriwood. Mo sire, mes chers compatriotes, ki zot pou dakor kan mo dire: Mauriwood ki mari Hollywood! Vive nou ban patriotes! Vive lil Moriste!

Vendredi 7 Janvier 2022

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