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[Paul Lismore] SONG OF THE AYATOLLAH MOUFTAH BESHARAM TO HIS MASTER....

Jeudi 26 Juillet 2018

[Paul Lismore] SONG OF THE AYATOLLAH MOUFTAH BESHARAM TO HIS MASTER....
"Darling you got to let me know
Should I stay or should I go?
If you say that you are mine
I'll be here 'til the end of time
It's always tease, tease, tease
You're happy when I'm on my knees
One day it's fine and next it's black
So if you want me off your back
Well, come on and let me know
Should I stay or should I go?
If I go, there will be trouble
And if I stay it will be double
This indecision's bugging me 
If you don't want me, set me free 
Exactly whom I'm supposed to be
Don't you know which clothes even fit me? 
Come on and let me know 
Should I cool it or should I blow? 

Chorus: Blow him, blow him, you good at that! "


Our Ayatollah has, imho, used some mercenary zourlanus to sell the quite farcical story about him being the roving ambassador of Saudi Arabia to Africa...on a salary of Rs 17 millions a month + luxury apartment, limousine, chauffeur, as much camel milk as he wants, etc.

The obvious question: out of a Royal Saudi family of around 15, 000 assorted princes and princesses, do you really think that they would be desperate or mad enough to want an ignorant, tactless, completely out of his depth Mauritian, who has discovered Saudi Arabia only since 2015, to represent them abroad?

What has happened to the cardinal principle that only the national of a country can become its accredited ambassador? Is our Ayatollah a Saudi National now? Has he got a Saudi passport?

I hope I do not offend any Muslim when I mention the various Muslim groups that are not liked in Saudi Arabia, including the Ahmadiyyas who are a persecuted group and banned from entering Mecca and Medina( although many do quietly...).

Our Ayatollah is supposed to be one, hence the frequent reference to him online as a Qadiani ( insulting word used for Ahmaddiyas).

You think that the Saudis will go against their own repressive policy towards that group and appoint the Ayatollah because he is such a symbol of probity, wisdom, integrity, and intelligence?

In the unlikely event that this is not fake news and it is not merely an attempt by the Ayatollah to blackmail the Jugs into giving him back his Vice Minister's post; in the even unlikelier event that the Saudis have gone mad and that some djinn has told them that only the presence of our Ayatollah in their diplomatic circles will bring supreme joy and happiness to their kingdom, then 1.2 million Mauritians will gladly shout:

GO! FOR FUCK SAKE, GO! GET ON YOUR CAMEL AND FUCK OFF! AND NEVER COME BACK!

Rédigé par Paul Lismore le Jeudi 26 Juillet 2018

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