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"Ouf de soulagement" is the hackneyed expression used by zourlanus calling themselves "Court correspondent", whenever they tell us how our dispensers of 'justice' in our etat de droit have either found someone not guilty or given him something called 'community service' for stabbing or raping someone...
That expression will be thrashed to death today when they describe the Privy Council's decision to reject the appeal of the DPP in the Medpoint case.
Now, as you know, 'soulagement' can be attained through a variety of means, but there is one method that never fails with our local soucerres and roder bouttes: that of pleasuring themselves with the image of their icon (a temporary one, depending on which party is in power...) firmly fixed in their minds in order to achieve maximum arousal.
The champion masturbators in this category are undoubtedly the real 'shakers' at Insane News who last week described Air Mauritius as doing rather well despite a Rs 1 billion loss during the last 9 months....
They have been kind enough to release a communique to explain their current hysteria..A local observer (not a gogotologue, as this one has not yet been tempted to spout the usual nonsense on Radio Plus and whichever radio station is desperate enough to fill some time with garbage...) has been kind enough to send me a copy, 'hot off the press', as the 'ouf de soulagement' wallahs like to say...Here it is:
" Une nouvelle qui ne va pas vous faire plaisir... Insane News ne paraîtra pas durant quelques jours. La folie furieuse qui a gagné notre rédaction à l’annonce d’un jugement en faveur de notre Premier ministre, Pravind Kumar Jugnauth, a mis l’ensemble de l’équipe en transe. Nous remercions notre ministre Diluil Coco, qui, p*ssant sur le contempt of Court, nous a apporté la délivrance. N’ayez crainte Minister, il ne vous arrivera rien. Vous êtes un mentor ! Insane News à fait appel à des longanistes, portrait en couleur de notre Premier ministre, Pravind Kumar Jugnauth en main, pour réanimer ceux qui sont en train de « kime » de bonheur.
Nous savons le rôle essentiel que nous jouons dans votre vie. Nous sommes indispensables aujourd’hui. But please, bear with us. En attendant, nous passons le relais aux autres médias qui font le travail (presque) aussi bien que nous.
Promis nous reviendrons aussi vite que possible car regardez au loin : le Requin moustache est déjà en vue. Vive notre Premier ministre Pravind Kumar Jugnauth qui prépare son gros gros appât orange. Vive son gros soleil et toute sa cuisine qui nous enveloppent même pendant les jours de pluie !"
That expression will be thrashed to death today when they describe the Privy Council's decision to reject the appeal of the DPP in the Medpoint case.
Now, as you know, 'soulagement' can be attained through a variety of means, but there is one method that never fails with our local soucerres and roder bouttes: that of pleasuring themselves with the image of their icon (a temporary one, depending on which party is in power...) firmly fixed in their minds in order to achieve maximum arousal.
The champion masturbators in this category are undoubtedly the real 'shakers' at Insane News who last week described Air Mauritius as doing rather well despite a Rs 1 billion loss during the last 9 months....
They have been kind enough to release a communique to explain their current hysteria..A local observer (not a gogotologue, as this one has not yet been tempted to spout the usual nonsense on Radio Plus and whichever radio station is desperate enough to fill some time with garbage...) has been kind enough to send me a copy, 'hot off the press', as the 'ouf de soulagement' wallahs like to say...Here it is:
" Une nouvelle qui ne va pas vous faire plaisir... Insane News ne paraîtra pas durant quelques jours. La folie furieuse qui a gagné notre rédaction à l’annonce d’un jugement en faveur de notre Premier ministre, Pravind Kumar Jugnauth, a mis l’ensemble de l’équipe en transe. Nous remercions notre ministre Diluil Coco, qui, p*ssant sur le contempt of Court, nous a apporté la délivrance. N’ayez crainte Minister, il ne vous arrivera rien. Vous êtes un mentor ! Insane News à fait appel à des longanistes, portrait en couleur de notre Premier ministre, Pravind Kumar Jugnauth en main, pour réanimer ceux qui sont en train de « kime » de bonheur.
Nous savons le rôle essentiel que nous jouons dans votre vie. Nous sommes indispensables aujourd’hui. But please, bear with us. En attendant, nous passons le relais aux autres médias qui font le travail (presque) aussi bien que nous.
Promis nous reviendrons aussi vite que possible car regardez au loin : le Requin moustache est déjà en vue. Vive notre Premier ministre Pravind Kumar Jugnauth qui prépare son gros gros appât orange. Vive son gros soleil et toute sa cuisine qui nous enveloppent même pendant les jours de pluie !"
