[Paul Lismore] Our "August National Assembly" is now a "Tiamber" of horrors presided by an ill mannered moron pretending to be the Speaker

Zamai nou parlman in tonb ossi ba ki sa...Si li tonb pli ba enkor, ban parlmenteurs pou bizin dire " Bonjour Satan" kan sak foi zot al plak zot fesse la ba.

Mai vreman ena bez dan sa ggt pays la! Dire moi, eski ena ene dimoune ki pa ene chatwa et ki so 14 pa p tro glisser, ki ena oken fierte dan la facon ki sa parlman la p roule? Ban residents loka ena pli bon manniere, et plis lintelizans ki sa ban gofioles ki p pourri nou demokrasi. Sel diferans, seki zot ouver la cuisse dan loka et bez larzan tandi ki dan nou parlman, zot fer ene lepep entier verse et bez zot kasse!

Tou loka ena ene macro, normalman boug ki pli vilain et ki ena pli gro la guele dan les paraz. Nou parlman in gagne ene Speaker ki mari vilain, ki ena ene gro la guele, ki pa konne koz ni Anglais ni Francais, ki extra kouyon et ki pena oken manniere, et ki travay kom macro ene gouvernman ki pourri ziska la moelle. Ban parlmenteurs lopposition apel li "goalkeeper" gouvernman kan vreman li p amene role ene macro dan ene loka. Mo koir ki akoz sa ki apel zot " Honourable member", malgre ki mo rigid et erect member ena plis lonneur ki sa ban idiots la....

Hier, sa Speaker vreman en fesse la in depasse tou limites lor bullying, lor misogyny, lor montre mentalite boukou zom Morisiens enver ban fam: azir kouma ene sovaz. La facon li in bully Karen Foo Kune Bacha kan li p fer so discour lor budget, et interromp li sak 10 seconds in fer boukou dimoune dimande: " Ta gro bouffon, parlman la pou mari torma sa? Oken ggt pa in eli toi, mai ban " Honourable" members in eli par lepep! To pa ena droit koz kumsa ar zot!" And I swear, I heard many people say, " si mo ti dan parlman, mo pa ti pou kapav tini, mo ti pou kalotte li on live TV!"

Resaman, li sel Speaker dan le monde ki truv le mot " Shame" kan dire par lopposition pa bon, mai ki korek kan ene ministre pagla dire "Shame". Hier, li met Karen, Joanna, et Arianne deor parski zot in fer le crime du siecle, et dire ki li "unfair" dan so facon li azir kom Speaker....ene zafer ki tou dimounes koner.
Et kom touzour, ene ban assassins nou demokrasi pou mentionne standing orders sipaki ggtri dan ene accent ki dire soi li constipe ou li gagne diarrhee fort et p serre so la cuisse for kan li kozer. Oui, Steve Obeedoobeedoo, gran militan revolutioner ki aster in vine ti toutou le ti cretin, ki to role dan to la vi mizerab la, toi? Atane kan Speaker sovaz pou "name" ene mam lopposition pou to ressi gagne ene erection et dire ban li pou 1/2/3/ 8 sessions? Ene tigit la honte oussi to nepli ena?

In vreman ariv ler pou lopposition decide ki bizin fer ar sa Speaker la pou montrer le monde ki kalite bobok en sarz nou parlman. Ala ban choix ki zot ena:

1/ Sak foi li ouver so la guele pou interromp ene mam lopposition, zot tou riyer fort et kontinier riye ziska li arete. There is nothing worse for a bully than being the target of ridicule and being laughed at.
2/ Sak foi li repete ene so 5 fraz ki li koner, reponne ggt la.

(i) Alor kan li dire, " I am on my feet!", zot tou krier, " We know you are on your feet, you idiot. We can see. Pity you are not standing on your head because that little brain of yours badly needs some blood..."
(ii) Kan li krier, "this is Parliamentary Democracy!" reponne, "No, it is not! You have fucking murdered our parliamentary democracy!"

(iii) Kan li dire, " I did not hear it", kan lopposition complain ki ene ggt dan gouvernman p fer so sovaz, reponne: "Can't one of your young men shove his dick in your left ear, so that it starts working as well as your right ear?"

(iv) Kan li dire "I order you out!" pou ninporte ki ti ggtri, al direk lor li, fou li 2-3 kalottes, et lezot membres looposition bizin contribuer avek cou poing, cou pied, ou ene bon krasse lor so vilain la guele. Tou sa pou lor Live TV et le monde entier kapav lerla koner ki kalite gopia nou ena kom Speaker.

I am afraid our parliamentary democracy is now dead. A Lepep Kouyon has elected some real idiots whose only job is to tap la tab, and to look even more stupid than they already are.

All our institutions are now controlled by la kwizinn, and our "august Assembly" is now a Tiamber of Horrors where vile people conspire to fuck us even more than they have already done.

As for our judiciary, "Their Honour" are still considering whether the Moronic Speaker was right to kick out Arvind Boolell for eight weeks or not. That happened many, many months ago....Well done, Your Honour! A GCSK will be in the post....

So, apart bez kalottes, pena narien, Honourable members of the opposition...Alor, kraz le boja de sa gro bobok la!