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Facebook has reminded me of a post I wrote some time last year. I must confess that I too have forgotten about our lovely Ayatollah, the erstwhile rat catcher who somehow became Vice Prime Minister of our island and for a few days, was left in charge of our island whilst Pravind Jugnauth had some urgent business in London, perhaps to guide Govinden to the bank...
We used to see him here, there, and everywhere, esp when he brought us dates from Saudi Arabia which MSM MLAs then used as bribes for lepep kouyon, and millions of dirhams which mysteriously remain invisible...Anyway, to refresh your memory of the one and only Ayatollah (one and only because any more than one of him would have driven us to suicide...), here are some jokes with the Ayatollah as main theme...
IN PRAISE OF AYATOLLAH MOUFTAH
SI.....
Si met ene vache lor ene tranpoline, eski so di lait vine milk shake sitan li sot saute?
Si ene dwarf dibout a koter to girlfriend et li ariv ziska so la cuisse, et li dire toi ki to girlfriend so cv senti bon, bizin bez li ene kalotte?
Si ene cyclone dire ene pied coco, 'hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job', bizin amerder?
Si ene madam al visit ene zinekolog mai li ossi ene ventriloquist, zinekolog pou gagne peur kan zafer la koz ar li?
Si ene zom in pran 2-3 viagras en plis, et li mort, eski pou kapav ferm so cerceuil? Ou bizin fer ene trou dan cerceuil la?
Si ene dove a 'bird of peace', eski ene ti swallow a bird of true love?
Si ene tifi dire " Hey, what's up?", is the correct reply from the boy " If I tell you, will you sit on it?"
Si ene circumcision in mal fer, apel sa ene 'rip off'?
Si 2 zom p la guerre akoz ene prostituee, apel sa a tug of whore?
Si ene fam envi detruir ego ene zom, eski li dire li 'Is it in?' kan zot p fer lexercise horizontal?
Si ene nail stylist fer hand jobs, eski ene hair stylist fer blow jobs?
Si Bill Clinton ti dire Monica Lewinsky, 'Don't wreck my election' instead of 'lick my erection', tou ti pou korek?
Si zom kontan zouer ar Rubik's cube, c parski the more you play with it, the harder it gets?
Si zom et fam ti parey, eski zot ti pou interprete 'Facial' diferaman?
Si mo tonton ti ena tt, eski li vine mo ma tante et mo ti pou bizin apel li Dorothee?
And finally, Si mo kamarade donne moi so revolver, mo kapav dire ki mo pou touy Ayatollah Muftah et la police pa pou fer narien? It would be called ranne service a lumanitee, non?
Si mo vanne lease la terre lepep pou Rs 49 millions a ene boug depi la Chine, et larzan al dan mo poche, mo pa ene patriote?
Si mo dire zot ki mo pou fer Vacoas vine kouma New York, eski mo bizin al guet ene dokter pou fer moi koz par mo la guele et pa par mo trou fesse?
Si ban Arabes donne nou larzan ki invisible ziska ler, eski nou bizin manz dates gratis pou fer nou truv pli kler?
Si moi mo anbassadeur mai res Moriste parski mo ene patriote ki pa p depense larzan piblik, kifer ban lezot anbassaders oussi pa res Moriste and save us a fortune?
We used to see him here, there, and everywhere, esp when he brought us dates from Saudi Arabia which MSM MLAs then used as bribes for lepep kouyon, and millions of dirhams which mysteriously remain invisible...Anyway, to refresh your memory of the one and only Ayatollah (one and only because any more than one of him would have driven us to suicide...), here are some jokes with the Ayatollah as main theme...
IN PRAISE OF AYATOLLAH MOUFTAH
SI.....
Si met ene vache lor ene tranpoline, eski so di lait vine milk shake sitan li sot saute?
Si ene dwarf dibout a koter to girlfriend et li ariv ziska so la cuisse, et li dire toi ki to girlfriend so cv senti bon, bizin bez li ene kalotte?
Si ene cyclone dire ene pied coco, 'hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job', bizin amerder?
Si ene madam al visit ene zinekolog mai li ossi ene ventriloquist, zinekolog pou gagne peur kan zafer la koz ar li?
Si ene zom in pran 2-3 viagras en plis, et li mort, eski pou kapav ferm so cerceuil? Ou bizin fer ene trou dan cerceuil la?
Si ene dove a 'bird of peace', eski ene ti swallow a bird of true love?
Si ene tifi dire " Hey, what's up?", is the correct reply from the boy " If I tell you, will you sit on it?"
Si ene circumcision in mal fer, apel sa ene 'rip off'?
Si 2 zom p la guerre akoz ene prostituee, apel sa a tug of whore?
Si ene fam envi detruir ego ene zom, eski li dire li 'Is it in?' kan zot p fer lexercise horizontal?
Si ene nail stylist fer hand jobs, eski ene hair stylist fer blow jobs?
Si Bill Clinton ti dire Monica Lewinsky, 'Don't wreck my election' instead of 'lick my erection', tou ti pou korek?
Si zom kontan zouer ar Rubik's cube, c parski the more you play with it, the harder it gets?
Si zom et fam ti parey, eski zot ti pou interprete 'Facial' diferaman?
Si mo tonton ti ena tt, eski li vine mo ma tante et mo ti pou bizin apel li Dorothee?
And finally, Si mo kamarade donne moi so revolver, mo kapav dire ki mo pou touy Ayatollah Muftah et la police pa pou fer narien? It would be called ranne service a lumanitee, non?
Si mo vanne lease la terre lepep pou Rs 49 millions a ene boug depi la Chine, et larzan al dan mo poche, mo pa ene patriote?
Si mo dire zot ki mo pou fer Vacoas vine kouma New York, eski mo bizin al guet ene dokter pou fer moi koz par mo la guele et pa par mo trou fesse?
Si ban Arabes donne nou larzan ki invisible ziska ler, eski nou bizin manz dates gratis pou fer nou truv pli kler?
Si moi mo anbassadeur mai res Moriste parski mo ene patriote ki pa p depense larzan piblik, kifer ban lezot anbassaders oussi pa res Moriste and save us a fortune?
