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[Paul Lismore] Mo ene jeune, mo envi gouverner autrement...


Rédigé par Paul Lismore le Lundi 7 Septembre 2020



Mo truv boukou dimounes p fer ene amalgam farfelu entre 'la jeunesse' et sa lenvi extraordinaire pou 'gouverner autreman', whatever that means..Koumadire tou ban jeunes, c ban saints sa, et dimoune ki in p vier ou vier, zot tou in vine demons.

Lexperians la vi nepli konter, et sel zafer ki konter apparaman aster la, c 'fraicheur' ban zenesse, zot soidizan entouziasm, et seki zot apel zot 'principes'. Sak foi mo truv sa, mo truv en meme tan vrai lintention sa ban anbitieu la, ki traduir sinpleman kom "pssst! kan mo pou assiz dan limousine et al dan mission moi oussi?" 

You think I am being harsh? Let us look at the evidence.

I have yet to see a comprehensive account, even the barest delineation from these jeunes of how la jeunesse will bring about the drastic changes that our society badly needs. Nothing whatsoever on new legislation, on getting rid of existing legislation that is fit only for the dustbin, not one word on how they will embrace meritocracy, nothing whatsoever on how they will drastically trim the massive waste of of public money, etc.

It is all now about a contest between those who can come up with the catchiest slogans, the best edited videos, the copy/paste of memes which surprisingly seem to be very popular, one line or two line posts that frankly tell us nothing, and the desire to be 'funny'....although in that last example, you really need to practise tickling yourselves in order to find the laughs that you feel should accompany those puerile displays of 'modernity and fashion'.

Mo p enkor atane o moin ene dan sa ban zenesse la dire nou ban sinp zafer kouma

1/ Mo pou refiz pran ene limousine si mo vine ministre ou serviteurs PM, also known as PPS.
2/ Mo pou refiz sa la paye Rs 350,000 ki ministres gagner aster la. Mo pou satisfe avek at most ene salary ki average salaires dan pays.
3/ Mo pou refiz pran sa per diem grotesque ki ministres, politiciens, civil servants, etc pran kan al en mission. Tou depenses ki mo fer akoz sa mission la, mo pou prezant reci et zot va renbourse moi. Pa ene sou en plis!
4/ Mo pa le policier vine mo garde kor ou mo sofer, kan nou bizin tou nou policiers lor simin pou enpesse crimes kont piblik.
5/ Sak lannee depi mo eli ziska prochain elections, mo pou deklar tou mo assets, sirtou depi ki zot in eli moi. Et mo pou insister ki la loi sanzer pou ki oken deklaration fausse lor sa= gro lamande ki at least equivalent a valeur assets ki mo in kassiett, ene sezour dan prison, et mo perdi mo place kom depite/ministre en place.
6/ Mo pa pou aksepter pran loto duty free zis akoz zot in eli moi, et 1 nouvo duty free sak 4 ans. O kontrer, on environmental grounds, mo pou insister ki la loi passer pou aret sa ggtri ki apel duty free loto la, parski sa in benefit zis middle class et dimounes ki bien riche. Nou p koz par milliards de roupies la, ki ti bien kapav servi pou ranz lakaz pou dimounes mizer, ou pou ameliore nou system la sante.
7/ Mo pou refiz passe par VIP dan Plaisance, parski lozik dire nou ki sa ene bon facon pou serviteurs du pays amene tou kalite malpropte dan zot valiz. VIP suite dan Plaisance bizin ouver zis pou ban visiteurs de gran repitation, pa pou koler lafis, ban soidizan serviteurs du pays, et smugglers.
8/ Zamai mo pou dire ene gablou "To koner moi kisan la?" O kontrer, mo pou fer passe ene la loi ki met ene obligation lor ninporte ki policier pou arete ninporte ki politicien ki rode dire li kouma li bizin fer so travay, et ki li bizin arete tel ou tel dimoune ou laisse san la aller, parski nou mam sa. C job kommisser de police pou dire so la force kouma zot bizin fer zot travay, pa politiciens.
9/ Mo pou vote kont ninporte ki la loi mo gouvernman rode amener si li kler ki sa la loi pa pou dan lavantaz lepep, ou p nek fer ban riches vine pli riche enkor.
10/ Zamai mo pou tap la tab dan parlman pou montrer mo premier ministre ki li meme mari. Zis ban 6eme fail ki azir en fesse kumsa!

There are many, many more things that la jeunesse can talk about, if they really want to 'gouverner autreman'. But I can't be the only one to get the clear impression that most of them, especially the more vociferous ones, are interested in only one thing: " Mo pou paret bien zoli kan mo assiz par derier dan limousine et ene gablou p kondire moi..." And to then follow this with " Dinozor nou pa le!", when they themselves already have the same mentality as those dinosaurs.

Many people have been spreading a rumour that there are moves afoot to form a new party with Bruneau Laurette, which will get rid of the dinozors, and I assume they are referring to Ramgoolam, Berenger, and Zaza. These are the names being put forward apparently....

Shakeel Mohamed, aged 52
Roshi Bhadain, aged 49
Arvind Boolell, aged 67
Jack Bizlall, de L'estrac, Lalit, etc, all the same age as the dinozors they wish to replace....

Can you see the irony?

And la jeunesse will then be swept into power and enjoying so much now that their tender bums have now replaced the wrinkled arses of the dinosaurs in their precious limousines....

Sa meme sanzman la, do? Sa meme zot gouverner autrement la? Largue ene lot meme ou ene lot video, do...

Lundi 7 Septembre 2020

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