Mo nom kapav Pi Ke,
Mai mo koko pa enkor pi ke!
Mo ban jeunes parlmenteurs dire moi,
Ki mo koko bien zoli, bien poli,
Et ki zot reve mo koko sak la nuit,
Kan mo p pik zot ar mo koko,
Et zot krier, "to koko mari bon!
Li bien jeune et dynamique."
Kouma zot kone, zamai mo koz menti!
Evidaman et bien sure,
Tou dimounes koz menti,
Apart moi, le gran Pi Ke...
Zamai mo in kokin 1 sou Lepep!
Zamai mo in trianguer pou fer Maradiva
Sorti depi simin bankroute et gagne gran sukse
Par la loi ki mo ti sanze...
Zot larzan, mo tret li kouma mo larzan...
Et c akoz sa ki zot larzan res dan mo poches,
Et poches ban chatwas bien patriotes...
Et mo garde li bien safe dan kont la bank en deor pays...
Zot konne sa lexpression "as safe as houses",
Ki v dire 100% garanti?
B zot larzan as safe avek moi ki loans
Par milliards ki etranzer pran ar SBM san garanti...
Aster, sa zafer mo fone call avek Sherry ex darling:
Kot mo koz menti? Kot mo in faute?
Mo ene patriote, moi!
Et sekirite mo pays dan mo la main,
mai sirtou dan la main Modi!
Zot ingrats! Modi in donne nou, sirtou MSM, par milliards roupies.
B ki problem si mo donne zot Agalega?
Et ki problem si mo laisse Indiens fer ene "study" lor nou internet
Et si "par aksidan", zot met ban zafer bhai lookhe la dan?
Meme si zis moi, mo mamou Ballah, et la kwizinn konne sa,
Zot koir mo pou dire mo cabinet ministres renpli ar gopias?
Eoula! Zot pa plin tan Obeedoobeedoo met so accent
Pitin an anglais et en francais, pou montrer ki
Meme li ena ene la guele Tazar,
Li koir ki li bien malin?
Ene zafer sekirite, et mo pa in meme inform Dipshit, ou SMF, personne!
Tan ki Modi dire moi, ena confiance en moi, bhai,
Mo pa peur! Si li envi pran Lady Macbeth, laisse li....
Zot zalou! Ptr ti ena Nandinee!
Nou nou ena Nandini, anbassadrice, avek so zoli 40 dan ene saree serree,
Et cv kouma satin noir lor so zoli zepol..
Mo ena full confiance dan Modi!
Zamai li pou fer bhai lookhe ar nou kouma li fer
Ar lopposition dan LInde et vey ninporte ki sanla ki
Krier "Modi, c ene kk fesse sa, bunum"...
Akoz sa, kouma ene bon kamarade dire moi zordi,
" Don’t you think we should join the Federal Republic of India as its 29th State? I have found a nice name for our new State : Chatwa Pradesh ( land of the Chatwas ). It will be entrenched in the Constitution of Chatwa Pradesh that only idiots and chatwas are entitled to be President, PM, MLAs, and nominees for parastatals. As for the post of Speaker, it is strictly reserved to the caste of Hijra ( eunuchs), because only those without balls and who like to eat balls, (Fuckhere for instance), are qualified for this highly constitutional post.
The Banjara ( nomad ) caste will play a vital role in this new state. The nomad caste is known as carapates ki sanz lisien,,,Zot pou kouyonne/ amize lepep avec gamat /manger/ boire...
Section 1 of the Constitution will read as follows : Chatwa Pradesh shall be the land of the chatwas, goons, and idiots, and shall be indefinitely subjugated to Bharat Mata."
I had to remind my friend that Chatwa Pradesh has been around since 2014, esp since Pi Ke took power....and that we should take into consideration our Muslim Chatwas too. A devout Muslim has sent me this:
" Pou ban laskar chatwa ki pou offusqué avec nom Pradesh, nou capave dire l’Inde créer ene 30eme l’état Chatwakistan...kumsa tout ban chatwas happy . Troumaille capave vin President a vie .Faudrer pas ki nou ban chatwas frustré bhai, It’s not good for their insanity! Possib kapav kreer ene 31 eme state et apel li Chatwa Nation. All chatwas will be looked after!"
p,s, Mo espere oken tchurel, socio sipaki, pa pou akiz moi de anti India/anti malbar/anti laskar/anti nation! Ban LKZMM mercenaires, san lamour prop, ki pli pire ki ban pitins la ri! Al fer zot travay prefere: bour ene rido lor Pi Ke so zepol, et souce li aprer, kouma ban mendiants ki zot vreman ete!
Mai mo koko pa enkor pi ke!
Mo ban jeunes parlmenteurs dire moi,
Ki mo koko bien zoli, bien poli,
Et ki zot reve mo koko sak la nuit,
Kan mo p pik zot ar mo koko,
Et zot krier, "to koko mari bon!
Li bien jeune et dynamique."
Kouma zot kone, zamai mo koz menti!
Evidaman et bien sure,
Tou dimounes koz menti,
Apart moi, le gran Pi Ke...
Zamai mo in kokin 1 sou Lepep!
Zamai mo in trianguer pou fer Maradiva
Sorti depi simin bankroute et gagne gran sukse
Par la loi ki mo ti sanze...
Zot larzan, mo tret li kouma mo larzan...
Et c akoz sa ki zot larzan res dan mo poches,
Et poches ban chatwas bien patriotes...
Et mo garde li bien safe dan kont la bank en deor pays...
Zot konne sa lexpression "as safe as houses",
Ki v dire 100% garanti?
B zot larzan as safe avek moi ki loans
Par milliards ki etranzer pran ar SBM san garanti...
Aster, sa zafer mo fone call avek Sherry ex darling:
Kot mo koz menti? Kot mo in faute?
Mo ene patriote, moi!
Et sekirite mo pays dan mo la main,
mai sirtou dan la main Modi!
Zot ingrats! Modi in donne nou, sirtou MSM, par milliards roupies.
B ki problem si mo donne zot Agalega?
Et ki problem si mo laisse Indiens fer ene "study" lor nou internet
Et si "par aksidan", zot met ban zafer bhai lookhe la dan?
Meme si zis moi, mo mamou Ballah, et la kwizinn konne sa,
Zot koir mo pou dire mo cabinet ministres renpli ar gopias?
Eoula! Zot pa plin tan Obeedoobeedoo met so accent
Pitin an anglais et en francais, pou montrer ki
Meme li ena ene la guele Tazar,
Li koir ki li bien malin?
Ene zafer sekirite, et mo pa in meme inform Dipshit, ou SMF, personne!
Tan ki Modi dire moi, ena confiance en moi, bhai,
Mo pa peur! Si li envi pran Lady Macbeth, laisse li....
Zot zalou! Ptr ti ena Nandinee!
Nou nou ena Nandini, anbassadrice, avek so zoli 40 dan ene saree serree,
Et cv kouma satin noir lor so zoli zepol..
Mo ena full confiance dan Modi!
Zamai li pou fer bhai lookhe ar nou kouma li fer
Ar lopposition dan LInde et vey ninporte ki sanla ki
Krier "Modi, c ene kk fesse sa, bunum"...
Akoz sa, kouma ene bon kamarade dire moi zordi,
" Don’t you think we should join the Federal Republic of India as its 29th State? I have found a nice name for our new State : Chatwa Pradesh ( land of the Chatwas ). It will be entrenched in the Constitution of Chatwa Pradesh that only idiots and chatwas are entitled to be President, PM, MLAs, and nominees for parastatals. As for the post of Speaker, it is strictly reserved to the caste of Hijra ( eunuchs), because only those without balls and who like to eat balls, (Fuckhere for instance), are qualified for this highly constitutional post.
The Banjara ( nomad ) caste will play a vital role in this new state. The nomad caste is known as carapates ki sanz lisien,,,Zot pou kouyonne/ amize lepep avec gamat /manger/ boire...
Section 1 of the Constitution will read as follows : Chatwa Pradesh shall be the land of the chatwas, goons, and idiots, and shall be indefinitely subjugated to Bharat Mata."
I had to remind my friend that Chatwa Pradesh has been around since 2014, esp since Pi Ke took power....and that we should take into consideration our Muslim Chatwas too. A devout Muslim has sent me this:
" Pou ban laskar chatwa ki pou offusqué avec nom Pradesh, nou capave dire l’Inde créer ene 30eme l’état Chatwakistan...kumsa tout ban chatwas happy . Troumaille capave vin President a vie .Faudrer pas ki nou ban chatwas frustré bhai, It’s not good for their insanity! Possib kapav kreer ene 31 eme state et apel li Chatwa Nation. All chatwas will be looked after!"
p,s, Mo espere oken tchurel, socio sipaki, pa pou akiz moi de anti India/anti malbar/anti laskar/anti nation! Ban LKZMM mercenaires, san lamour prop, ki pli pire ki ban pitins la ri! Al fer zot travay prefere: bour ene rido lor Pi Ke so zepol, et souce li aprer, kouma ban mendiants ki zot vreman ete!