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[Paul Lismore] Mauritius Port Authority : Run by a nest of vipers interested only in protecting their mercenary interests by any means possible...


Rédigé par E. Moris le Vendredi 6 Mai 2022



You must have all heard of Alain Malherbe, whose knowledge of all matters maritime, esp to do with the harbour, is highly impressive, and who acts like a bloodhound in sniffing and detecting the many examples of incompetence, waste, financial maladministration including bare faced thieving, and corruption and nepotism in Port Louis Harbour. You would have thought that decent employers with a keen interest to make their industry prosper would do everything to try to avail themselves of his services, his knowledge, and his experience. Not our MPA. Why? Because like all our institutions since 2014, it is run by absolute idiots, political nominees who have not got a clue but who are experts in diverting taxpayers' money into their extra large pockets....

As usual, these institutions have incredibly impressive "Core Values", so impressive that one gets the impression that the management must have had multiple orgasms every time they read each line of their Core Values, which are:

Service Excellence
Passion
Innovation and Creativity
Results Driven Culture.

The service remains crap by all accounts, there is absolutely no innovation or creativity apart from perhaps finding new ways to steal taxpayers' money, the results consistently show that we have been overtaken by Seychelles and most of the island harbours in the Indian Ocean... But they do have passion, and their passion to enrich themselves and to award themselves privileges and entitlements that only corrupt bastards feel are part of their heritage remains undimmed.

The Board of Directors of the MPA contains one Om Kumar Dabidin, who you will remember was the "Civil servant" who okayed the magical reevaluation of a derelict Medpoint hospital from Rs 75 millions to Rs 125 millions..He is now the Secretary of Home Affairs and works from the PMO, so we can assume that he can clearly hear lordre depi la kwizinn or depi la o as the police calls them....The DG is Shekhar Suntah, who I am sure no one has ever heard of, and who is now on "pre retirement leave." The acting DG is Aruna Bunwaree-Ramsaha, sister of sometimes MSM, sometimes PTr, sometimes li pa meme koner ki parti, Vasant Bunwaree...

Now, people who are interested in real news instead of frying their brains with the nonsense on Tik Tok will know that Alain Malherbe is incredibly well informed about the various shenanigans and corrupt and incompetent activities in the MPA. As usual, the management of these corrupt organisations gets very pissed off when its sins are made public, esp those who are attached to a prehistoric caste system which makes them believe that their " high caste" magically transforms their shit into Chanel number 5....which would explain why they often talk out of their arses.

Anyway, the MPA's current management has apparently devised a plan so primitive, so laughably ridiculous that one is compelled to conclude that our politicians nominate such idiots specifically for their inability to pose a challenge to them. Let me give you a few details of their plans. Remember, the simplest and most intelligent one would be to take advantage of Malherbe's intelligence and knowledge in order to benefit the MPA. Not our MPA management! This is their "cunning" plan, as Baldrick would say:

1/ Promote Alain Malherbe's wife, refund her all her back pay, and in return, Malherbe's wife will gratefully tell them who are his informers...Haha!

2/ Give Alain Malherbe a consultancy position at the MPA (consultants in most of our parastatals do fuck all whilst bagging big money and all sorts of privileges...), increase his salary if needs be, and in return Alain will be so grateful that he will spill the beans on the identity of his informers...Ha fucking ha!

3/ Provide jobs for the children of the Malherbes and once again, Alain will then feel obliged to betray his informers....

If the above sweeties do not work, then use the stick:

1/ Make life very difficult for Alain's wife, threaten her with a transfer to Rodrigues, and if she wishes for life to get normal again, she has to tell the idiots in management all that she knows about the informers.
2/ Tap/clone Alain's phone, and if needs be, get NSS to help with that...

The State Law Officer, also known as SLoka, because it is staffed by many with low or no morals, has advised the management to copy all of Alain's Facebook posts, as "evidence" for Missier gablou to act further down the road...

3/ If all else fails, either kidnap Alain Malherbe and beat him up....or get one of Alain's "friends" to invite him to a party, get him drunk , and in true Bollywood fashion, Alain will then say, " Mo pou dire ou tou mo secrets, madame!".

All the above has been given to me by 3 different sources, all very close to the MPA management...
Apparently, madame has become psychotically obsessed with Alain Malherbe and fears that his denunciations will reflect badly on her and on the nest of vipers known as the MPA...Vreman ena bez dan sa ggt pays la!

My advice to Alain? Take the consultancy job if offered. Sign a long contract with a specific clause that if for whatever reason his contract is terminated, he will receive a massive compensation. And then divulge the following:

1/ Mo informer nimero ene, c ene boug avek long la barbe ki visit moi ene foi par lannee. Mo bour li ene verre Sherry and a slice of Xmas cake, and li dire moi tou seki p passer. Mo pa koner si li dire la verite, mai li pa pou koz menti parski Bolom Noel sa...

2/ Mo 2eme informer, c Bolom Sounga, ki kontan vey zafer tou dimoune, sirtou ban fam. Mai so info pa tro bon, parski li nek rakonte ki kouleur kilot ban fam mete, ou si zot bra padded ou non...Et li paret tro excite kan li dire moi sa...

3/ Mo 3eme informer, c Bolom la paille, mai kouma zot koner, kan ena Holi, zot brile Bolom la paille et tou so secrets aller.

4/ Mo 4 eme informer, c Bolom Djinn ki nek boir tou mo Gin et ena toupee dimane moi si mo ena limons pou al ar sa...Mai li kontan dire moi kouma ban caisses whisky etc disparet depi le port...

5/ Mo pli bon informer, c Rakesh, azan politik konne tou. Li konne tou politiciens, et management koir ki sa vrai, et alor zot sitan kouyon ki zot largue li tou zot secrets, et lerla li vine rakont moi....Rakesh le raconteur, ki in kokin des centaines de millions roupies depi la bank managed by certified corrupt idiots...

Mo in blier: Mo rekonmendation a Alain kan li aksepte sa consultancy post la: li bizin dimane ene Porsche, parski li pou sitan busy ki li bizin voyaz vite pou al partou. Mo ti pou advise li ki li bizin laisse so la braguette ouver, parey kouma Bolom Sounga, parski sa vitesse la kan li kondire sa Porsche la fer gagne ene zoli di van, et sa refreshes the parts that not even the stupid management of the MPA can reach!

Vendredi 6 Mai 2022

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