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1/ Alan Ganoo a Navin Pitinlari, chef ICAC: Pa tousse mo soeur Dalida! Sinon, mo pou fer to trou fesse goute ene gro diboi goyave. Dalida, c ene ange sa. Kouma li tan sa nom Chuttoo la, en place li koner ki si azoute "a" a Chuttoo, sa confirm ki li kontan lav karay dan la cuisine...Akoz sa ki Dalida in approve Chuttooa so gro commande sa ggtri ki soidizan gueri Covid la...
2/ Pravind Jugnauth a Navin Pitinlari: Li bon ki to p fer cancrelats manz sa dossier lor Angus la. Lady Macbeth souvan rier kan li pense kouma to meme, so pli bon esclave dan la cuisine. Li dire moi ki to so loto prefere, li dire ki kan li dire toi accelere lor ene dossier, la poussiere sorti dan to fesse sitan to roule sa vite. Mai kan li krier "Tchombo!", sa vitesse ki to pez freins la, gro la fimee sorti. Ene sans ki Ramano ki ministre lenvironment, et li pa koner ki apel pollution! Li pa truv narien apart pitaye li...
3/ Kailash Jagutpal a Navin Pitinlari: Tension to pense amene moi a ICAC! Mo pa ninporte ki dumone moi! Mo ministre de la repiblik, mo chef dokter fouka, ene sel kou mo fer signe certifica medical ki dire ki to 14 in vine 28 et ki bizin ferm toi a Brown Sequard, toutesuite! Ou fatafat, kouma zot dire dan bollywood. Pa badine ar moi! Mo kapav fer command ninporte ki medicaman ki pou fer toi met kilot fam, si to rode amerde moi!
4/ Phokeer a Jangi et Navin Pitinlari: Look at your faces! Tou les 2, zot chuttur ka mou! Ek zot la guele fesse la, zot koir zot pou kapav tousse moi? Whatever happened in Egypt stays in Egypt, ok? Sinon, mo boutey Goodwill pou rant dan zot 40!
5/ Message from Lady Macbeth to everyone in la cuisine: Zot mo ban ti toutou, alor azir kouma ti toutou! Sa pa v dire ki mo laisse tou ti toutou saute lor moi! Oh non! Mo bizin garde mo repitation, non? Ban pli bon ti toutou pou kontinier naz dan mo dilo, sorry mo swimming pool, sirtou si zot amene ene bon sherry ar zot. Ban ti toutou ki kontan lisser, ki kontan pass zot la lang lor moi, c a dire, ban vrai chatwas, mo pou fer nomme zot.
Pran Olivier Thomas kom lexanp! Lannee derniere, mo in fer li vine Chatwa de lannee et sa lannee la mo in fer nomme pou li pran sarz sipaki zafer. Ban vre toutou ki azir kouma chatwa, come what may, come to mummy! I said to mummy, not on mummy, ban viciers!
Navin Pitinlari et Jangi: Bez sa! Tou sa soucee nou souce la, nou pa gagne ene ferfoute nou? Ziska kan nou kapav kontinier protez sa ban voyous la?
Bobok Hureeram: Et zot 2 makatia! La cuisine in fek renouvele zot contrats, sa pa asser? Guet Dipshit: Nou in donne li ene contrat zis pou ene an et kom komisser,li kontan avale tou nou kk. Tou seki nou dire li, li dire, "oui missier". Alor, arete plaigner, sinon mo fer Phokeer monte lor zot!
p.s. These are of course imaginary conversations. Only Chatwas will believe they are true or offensive, because they are really that dumb
2/ Pravind Jugnauth a Navin Pitinlari: Li bon ki to p fer cancrelats manz sa dossier lor Angus la. Lady Macbeth souvan rier kan li pense kouma to meme, so pli bon esclave dan la cuisine. Li dire moi ki to so loto prefere, li dire ki kan li dire toi accelere lor ene dossier, la poussiere sorti dan to fesse sitan to roule sa vite. Mai kan li krier "Tchombo!", sa vitesse ki to pez freins la, gro la fimee sorti. Ene sans ki Ramano ki ministre lenvironment, et li pa koner ki apel pollution! Li pa truv narien apart pitaye li...
3/ Kailash Jagutpal a Navin Pitinlari: Tension to pense amene moi a ICAC! Mo pa ninporte ki dumone moi! Mo ministre de la repiblik, mo chef dokter fouka, ene sel kou mo fer signe certifica medical ki dire ki to 14 in vine 28 et ki bizin ferm toi a Brown Sequard, toutesuite! Ou fatafat, kouma zot dire dan bollywood. Pa badine ar moi! Mo kapav fer command ninporte ki medicaman ki pou fer toi met kilot fam, si to rode amerde moi!
4/ Phokeer a Jangi et Navin Pitinlari: Look at your faces! Tou les 2, zot chuttur ka mou! Ek zot la guele fesse la, zot koir zot pou kapav tousse moi? Whatever happened in Egypt stays in Egypt, ok? Sinon, mo boutey Goodwill pou rant dan zot 40!
5/ Message from Lady Macbeth to everyone in la cuisine: Zot mo ban ti toutou, alor azir kouma ti toutou! Sa pa v dire ki mo laisse tou ti toutou saute lor moi! Oh non! Mo bizin garde mo repitation, non? Ban pli bon ti toutou pou kontinier naz dan mo dilo, sorry mo swimming pool, sirtou si zot amene ene bon sherry ar zot. Ban ti toutou ki kontan lisser, ki kontan pass zot la lang lor moi, c a dire, ban vrai chatwas, mo pou fer nomme zot.
Pran Olivier Thomas kom lexanp! Lannee derniere, mo in fer li vine Chatwa de lannee et sa lannee la mo in fer nomme pou li pran sarz sipaki zafer. Ban vre toutou ki azir kouma chatwa, come what may, come to mummy! I said to mummy, not on mummy, ban viciers!
Navin Pitinlari et Jangi: Bez sa! Tou sa soucee nou souce la, nou pa gagne ene ferfoute nou? Ziska kan nou kapav kontinier protez sa ban voyous la?
Bobok Hureeram: Et zot 2 makatia! La cuisine in fek renouvele zot contrats, sa pa asser? Guet Dipshit: Nou in donne li ene contrat zis pou ene an et kom komisser,li kontan avale tou nou kk. Tou seki nou dire li, li dire, "oui missier". Alor, arete plaigner, sinon mo fer Phokeer monte lor zot!
p.s. These are of course imaginary conversations. Only Chatwas will believe they are true or offensive, because they are really that dumb
