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[Paul Lismore] L'Etat de droit, Mauritian style...


Rédigé par Paul Lismore le Mercredi 17 Août 2022



1/ A little Hitler has a majority in the National Assembly, and he knows full well that none of the zombies in his party will ever even think of voting against any of his stupid laws. Therefore, cancelling the municipal elections for another year or longer is a piece of cake. His justification for then not holding the municipal elections? " Nou p suiv la loi. Daprer nouvo la loi, nou ena ziska Juin 2023, alor na pa dire ki nou pa ban democrates!" Kisan la ki in met nouvo la loi? Li meme et so Attorney zeneral vreman tonkin....

2/ The Supreme Court gives a judgement clearly in favour of Vishal Jaunky, and denounces in the strongest possible terms how the interviews were conducted. What does that rotten institution known as MIE and the putrid Minister of education do? " Oui, la cour in condanne nou severeman, mai pa in dire expliciteman ki nou bizin soizir Vishal Jaunky, malgre ki li in montrer ki li by far the best candidate". In other words, Leelalipala so motto, " Heads I win, tails I win, parski nou ki mari! Nou pisse ar la cour supreme!"

And these are the bastards who claim to be defending malbars! Of course, there has not been even a little whimper of protest from Sanatan Sipaki, Hindu Soucerres House avek sa fam ek so la guele la lune, Voice of Hoodlums, et ninporte ki malbars batchiaras ki ena toupee deklar ki zot defane moi et lezot malbars...

3/ You want to know how independent our police force is? Go to Casernes and make an official complaint about any thieving minister, about any corrupt bastard from la kwizinn, about Lady Macbeth or her little army of soucerres, about anyone who is unfortunate enough to have wet dreams about ti cretin and who has no shame in shouting, "Pravind, to meme nou mari!"...Go back in 5 years' time and Coota, the so called PR chap for the police, will tell you that the inquiry is still ongoing and "ki bizin suiv tou procedures",,,

On the other hand, go to Casernes and complain that Ramgoolam in bour tro boukou fam et sa p fer Pravind Jugnauth mari zalou akoz personne pa envi bour li, and watch how Jangi immediately opens ene lenket...

4/ Al kokin in p leksi et lendimin, la cour kondanne toi a 6 mois prison...Kokin par milliards, et Jangi et Dipshit pa pou ressi tire zot langue depi to trou fesse, sitan to kk senti et goute extra bon pou zot...

5/ Donne par milliards kom bribe elektoral et la cour supreme pou dire: Ban patriotes sa!
Ashok Jugnauth promet ene cimetiere pou mizilman avan elections, et la cour (rightly) dire ki ene bribe elektoral sa, et kasse so election!

6/ Passe tou kalite la loi mai met ban zombies/soucerres pou inplemant la loi la, et narien ki apel narien pou arive...For example, IBA Act, MBC Act, FSC Act, BoM Act, ICAC, Human Rights sipaki ggtri commission, Police complaints commission, Electoral Supervisory Commission, ICTA, Data Protection Commissioner, etc etc....Dimoune en sarza, c ban zombies ki konne zis 2 refrains: " Nou ban patriotes, nou!", et "lenket p suiv so cours"....Ban LKZMM la, mo konne etidians katar net suiv cour boukou pli bien ki sa!
7/ Conversation ki souvan ariver dan nou etat de droit...

Ministre/politicien/gro palto: Allo! Serzan/inspekter/sirintendan, Jangi/Dipshit?  Ki sa ggtri la sa? Al koz ar to gablou ki in arete xxxx. Ene bon dimoune sa! Li ena ene 2 ti problem, alor si li in boir ene boutey whisky et kondire, b ki gran problem sa? Al fer largue li fatafat!

Serzan, etc: Oui, missier. Sorry. Exkiz li. Li pa konpran ki nou dan ene etat de droit. Mo fer transfer li la!
That, in a nutshell, is the real state of our so-called etat de droit...No self respecting republic would ever boast about such an etat de droit. But a banana republic would be proud to boast to the world of such an etat de droit...

Mercredi 17 Août 2022

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