Paul Lismore

[Paul Lismore] If Zilber Bibitte has only half a brain, has he given the other half to Soudane?

Rédigé par E. Moris le Lundi 21 Février 2022

A man is driving around New York City late one night looking for a prostitute. He pulls over at a corner and sees what may be the most gorgeous woman he has ever laid eyes on. The man says, "you are one of the most beautiful girls I've ever seen out here. I've got to ask you, how much do you charge for a hand job?"

The woman responds that it will be $100. The man is shocked and asks why it's so expensive. The woman points to a Mercedes on the other side of the street and says, "see that car over there, my hand jobs paid for that." So the man agrees, and the woman gives him the most amazing hand job he's ever had.

The next day, the man can't stop thinking about the night before, and decides to go back again. This time he pulls up and says, "I know it's going to be expensive, but I have to ask, how much for a blowjob?" The woman responds that it's $500 and says "see that townhouse over there? My blowjobs paid for that." The man just can't refuse and the prostitute proceeds to give him the most mind-blowing blowjob he's ever had in his life.

Before he leaves, the man says "I have to know, if your hand jobs and blowjobs are that expensive, how much do you charge for sex?" The prostitute responds, "see Manhattan over there? If I had a pussy, I would own that whole island."

Now, if Gilbert Bibitte had even half a brain, would he have said that Vacoas would soon become Manhattan? Or Manatanne, as he called it...

More to the point, if Lepep kouyon was not that kouyon, would it have voted for a bunch of thieving, stupid arseholes to govern this island and to rob us blind?

A fake Ayatollah ki kontan ban zafer mouftah ti pou fer Phoenix vine New York...Ene ggt ki ti p koz kk lor radio Minus p aster koz kk dan parlman et dan conference de fesse, et pou fer Vacoas vine Manhattan.

Ki kalite kouyon sa lepep la kapav ete ki zot vote ban zoaves kumsa pou reprezant zot?

Thanks to Ravi Khadoo for sending me the best possible reply to that buffoon...Some pretentious idiot will find it crude, so I am putting it in the first comment to this post..

Lundi 21 Février 2022

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