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Imagine this scenario: the body of an otherwise fit adult male is found in a sugar cane field, hands and feet tied (according to the Forensics people...), an attempt was made to burn the body, the victim's phone and backpack lying near him, etc etc.
Gablou on the scene phones the genius in charge of the CCID, MCIT, CICC (Chef Inspekter Clouseau so Conneries...). " Allo boss. In gagne boukou evidence. So telephone, so backpack, et paret ki ena dokiman dan so la main. So lekor in brile."
Clouseau: (in true Mauritian hypocritical fashion when informed of someone's death,,,): "Sa ki ti ene bon dimoune sa! Sagrin li in mort...apart sa, ki lot evidence ena?"
Gablou: " Ena la peintire rouz lor ene roche pre kot li, possib loto sa"
Clouseau: Non do! To bien koner kouma dimoune kontan fer zot malelve dan karo kann. Alor, pense ene cou si ene session doggy p fer et fam la in met gro dirouz, b to pa truver ki kan li exciter, li p enbrasse sa roche la? Akoz sa ena sa tache rouz la!
Gablou: Ou ena rezon! Ou bien malin! Mo pisse ar sa la pintire rouz la alor.
Clouseau: Good boy! (pou montrer ki li konne koz anglais...). Daprer moi, meme mo dan Port Louis, la facon to p dekrire moi, c ene suicide sa. Pense sa ene kou: So phone ar li, c pou li fer ene dernier call a so fami. So backpack, li bien possib ki li penser mo p al mort meme, b mo manz mo sandwich ki mo in fer taler la et garde dan mo back pack, avan ki mo alime zalimet.
Gablou: Ou vreman ene zeni. Mo truver kouma ou ena full rezon! Oui suicide sa. Phew! Pa bizin fer gran lenket alor?
Clouseau: Non, li pa necesser. Zis fer ene ti la priere (si bizin, telefone Yogida so poussari pou sa...) et telefone Forensics et aprer amene lekor la mortuaire. Telephone la, backpack, lezot evidence, etc, amene li Casernes, ok?
Gablou: Oui missier. Ene sel zafer selman missier: Kifer li pou attasse so lipied si li pou suicide li? Eski li in largue la corde la, marse marse rode kot ena la paille kann sec, alime dife, galoupe allonzer et li re attasse so li pied, et li mort kumsa?
Clouseau: Eoula! FBI, ou? Mo in dire ou suicide sa, alor ferm le tonkin et amene evidence la ici a Casernes! Some time later, at Casernes, where the phone, backpack, and other evidence are on Clouseau's desk.
Clouseau: Mo ti ena rezon! Suicide sa! Truver? Pena oken sandwich dan so backpack! Pa meme ene Kit Kat! Mo ti dire zot! Pov diab la in manz so sandwich parski li koner so dernier manze sa avan li suicider!
Clouseau to himself: Sa ti cretin la bizin nomme moi kom Komisser aster! Zis ene lespri fort kouma moi ki kapav rezoud ene crime vite kumsa san ki mo meme at the crime scene! Mo koir mo pou konsey ban parents ki zot bizin fer atansion si zot zenfans ena sandwich dan zot backpack kan zot al lekol. Pa koner ki sa ban bitor la kapav fer en route, sirtou si zot pass pre ar ene karo kann kot ena boukou la paille sec....
Gablou on the scene phones the genius in charge of the CCID, MCIT, CICC (Chef Inspekter Clouseau so Conneries...). " Allo boss. In gagne boukou evidence. So telephone, so backpack, et paret ki ena dokiman dan so la main. So lekor in brile."
Clouseau: (in true Mauritian hypocritical fashion when informed of someone's death,,,): "Sa ki ti ene bon dimoune sa! Sagrin li in mort...apart sa, ki lot evidence ena?"
Gablou: " Ena la peintire rouz lor ene roche pre kot li, possib loto sa"
Clouseau: Non do! To bien koner kouma dimoune kontan fer zot malelve dan karo kann. Alor, pense ene cou si ene session doggy p fer et fam la in met gro dirouz, b to pa truver ki kan li exciter, li p enbrasse sa roche la? Akoz sa ena sa tache rouz la!
Gablou: Ou ena rezon! Ou bien malin! Mo pisse ar sa la pintire rouz la alor.
Clouseau: Good boy! (pou montrer ki li konne koz anglais...). Daprer moi, meme mo dan Port Louis, la facon to p dekrire moi, c ene suicide sa. Pense sa ene kou: So phone ar li, c pou li fer ene dernier call a so fami. So backpack, li bien possib ki li penser mo p al mort meme, b mo manz mo sandwich ki mo in fer taler la et garde dan mo back pack, avan ki mo alime zalimet.
Gablou: Ou vreman ene zeni. Mo truver kouma ou ena full rezon! Oui suicide sa. Phew! Pa bizin fer gran lenket alor?
Clouseau: Non, li pa necesser. Zis fer ene ti la priere (si bizin, telefone Yogida so poussari pou sa...) et telefone Forensics et aprer amene lekor la mortuaire. Telephone la, backpack, lezot evidence, etc, amene li Casernes, ok?
Gablou: Oui missier. Ene sel zafer selman missier: Kifer li pou attasse so lipied si li pou suicide li? Eski li in largue la corde la, marse marse rode kot ena la paille kann sec, alime dife, galoupe allonzer et li re attasse so li pied, et li mort kumsa?
Clouseau: Eoula! FBI, ou? Mo in dire ou suicide sa, alor ferm le tonkin et amene evidence la ici a Casernes! Some time later, at Casernes, where the phone, backpack, and other evidence are on Clouseau's desk.
Clouseau: Mo ti ena rezon! Suicide sa! Truver? Pena oken sandwich dan so backpack! Pa meme ene Kit Kat! Mo ti dire zot! Pov diab la in manz so sandwich parski li koner so dernier manze sa avan li suicider!
Clouseau to himself: Sa ti cretin la bizin nomme moi kom Komisser aster! Zis ene lespri fort kouma moi ki kapav rezoud ene crime vite kumsa san ki mo meme at the crime scene! Mo koir mo pou konsey ban parents ki zot bizin fer atansion si zot zenfans ena sandwich dan zot backpack kan zot al lekol. Pa koner ki sa ban bitor la kapav fer en route, sirtou si zot pass pre ar ene karo kann kot ena boukou la paille sec....
