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[Paul Lismore] HONORARY CONSUL: THE MOST POINTLESS NOMINATION POSSIBLE FOR SHYSTERS TO BENEFIT FROM ALL SORTS OF PRIVILEGES...

Mardi 16 Avril 2019

" When kings the sword of justice first lay down, They are no kings, though they possess the crown. Titles are shadows, crowns are empty things, The good of subjects is the end of kings." ― Daniel Defoe, The True-Born Englishman: A Satyr


It never fails to amaze me the number of absolute idiots who crave a title in order to fill the huge empty space that they call their 'personality'.

The ardent ones get to be called Chairman/CEO/Members of parastatal orgs that exist purely to give huge amounts of taxpayers' money and employment to individuals that no one in his sane mind would ever employ; dimwitted relatives/mistresses/ and skilful soucerres become High Commissioners that hardly any Mauritian emigre ever encounter as those embassies become some sort of private club designed exclusively for thieves and bandits to extort taxpayers' money whilst claiming to represent our island; the really tragic ones are those with shorter tongues who will happily vaunt the most stupid and pointless title ever invented by despots to bestow munificently to those roder bouttes who could not be placed anywhere else: Honorary consul!
One of these Honorary Consuls is in the news, as apparently Interpol loves him very much and wants a special rendez vous with him and his company of international fraudsters in Ebene.

His name is Rikesh Hans Ballah, director of RHB Outsourcing, a company which has apparently been 'outsourcing' a fake virus that takes over your PC/laptop/phone and which you can only remove if you send RHB a large sum of money. This is a worldwide fraud, and an article in Le Monde recently has told us the extent of the problem.
On 20th September last year, that fountain of extreme probity, good governance, and clean money, Vishnu Lutchmeenaraidoo, announced with all the false modesty at his disposal that you lucky people will now have an extra 5 Honorary Consuls, mostly in places that 99.9999 Mauritians will never visit and quite a few had never heard of: " Les nouveaux consuls honoraires sont Rikesh Ballah pour la Moldavie, Yoshina Ramlackhan Puri pour le Bélize, Uday Gujadhur pour la Géorgie, Arnaud Lagesse pour la Belgique et Daryl Lysmadia pour l’Irlande."

Let us ignore the names of 4 of these wannabes in terrible need of a pointless title but which nevertheless affords them many privileges in our name, and instead zoom in on Rikesh Ballah. This chap is the nephew of Lady SAJ (nee Ballah), so draw your own conclusions.
For those with a memory span that lasts for only one day and which therefore makes a goldfish feel an enormous sense of superiority towards you, read the post that I wrote in December 2017 (in the first comment in this post), when another wannabe, the sister of transfuz Zouberr, had been nominated as Honorary Consul for Mauritius to Ohio, a USA state that has at most about 5 Mauritians living there....

Read about ALL the privileges they benefit from, including duty free cars etc. And treat with contempt any wannabe or their friends in the press who have the cheek to tell you that Honorary Consuls pa gagne oken privilez! Zot p zis ran service nou pays!

Rédigé par Paul Lismore le Mardi 16 Avril 2019

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