[Paul Lismore] FOR THE MEN WHO LOVE TO CLAP FOR NO REASON APART FROM GIVING THEIR TONGUES A REST FROM ALL THAT LICKING....

11 people were hanging on to a single rope that suspended them from a helicopter trying to bring them to safety. Ten were men; one was the woman known as Lady Macbeth.

They all decided that one person would have to let go because if they didn't, the rope would break and all of them would die.

No one could decide which one of them should let go in order to save the others. Finally, Lady Macbeth gave a really touching speech, saying how she would give up her life to save the others, because women were used to giving things up for their husbands and children and often letting men believe they have won the argument....

All of the men started clapping, and they all fell down to their death...
That, my friends, is an example of how some men have been conditioned to applaud anything that comes out of Pravind's mouth, even when he often speaks through his arse. Padaleksi's clapping yesterday demonstrated how we now have a cabinet of eunuchs and maidservants only too willing to let the master know that they love him every time he is near them.

This reminds me of a joke about mosquitoes, which exemplifies the way these ministers buzz around the PM like demented mosquitoes, and their belief that their claps are reciprocated by everyone:

" A mosquito got old enough to fly on his own, when he came back his mother was happily waiting for him.
-"How was your first flight, my dear?" The mother asked.
-"Amazing." He answered "Everyone thought I was doing great!"
-"Oh yeah? What makes you think that?"
-"Well, wherever I went people started clapping!"

Lady Macbeth knows this and that is why she is the real Prime Minister of this island despite having never put herself forward as a candidate..She knows that all this clapping is just a sign of who will be crushed and who will be allowed to continue to servi nou pays...