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Zaza: Dire nou si carri cerf la ti bon, si la biche ti bien fer toi gagne gidi gidi, eski cochon marron la ti grince avan to met li lor barbecue, et si Black Label la ti fer tou manze desann bien. Rs 3.5 millions la, to in fini depense tou? Ena lot la terre lepep ki to kapav donne ban patriotes pou in p pitaille?
Part time AG, Part time Minis fimier: Mr Speaker, SIR. (Speaker gagne ene erection rare kan zot apel li "Sir"...). Kouma ou kone, kouma lassenblee National entier kone, nou pa kapav diskite oken zafer ki ICAC p investigate! Alor, malgre ki mo bien envi fer zot la lang batte kan mo dire zot kouma carri cerf la ti extra bon, et kouma mo biche ti p fer "hmmmmm, hmmmmm" kan li ti p manz sa...Sorry, mo pa kapav dire narien!
Nou dan ene etat de droit! Nou respekte la loi! La loi dire ki kan ICAC investigate, nou tou bizin res chup chap, meme si sa v dire silence pou 20 ans!
Of course, Mister Speaker SIR! (ala lot erection...), members of the opposition pa konpran sa, parski zot ban anti patriotes. Zot nek kontan fer la demagogotri, sorry demagozi. Laisse mo dire zot, la biche ti check mo gozi, et mo kapav dire zot ki magozi dan bien bon etat. Mr Speaker Sir! Magozi rises up to the occasion same as we rise up to you when you walk in, SIR!
Lopposition: Batiara! Voleur! To kontan cerf gratis! Biento, to pou al dan prison gratis!
Speaker: Who sed zat? Onurable Bhagwan? Sorry, eez not here, I srou im out last week. Sergeant At Arms! Be my little boy and carry Onurable Assirvaden out! OUT!OUT!OUT! Decorum! Standing orders! Parliamentary democracy!
Yes, Unorable Prime Minister, what can I do for you, Your Majesty?
Prime Minister: You are doing a fine job, Mr Speaker, SIR! (ala bez, erection in amene li a the point of no return kan li tan His Majesty dire ki so travay zoli...). C ban anti patriotes ki pa obeir nou parliamentary democracy. Evidaman et bien sure, if Speaker SIR would like to name a few, I will get my faithful servant, Obeedoobeedoo, and the zombies, to suspend them until the end of the year! We are in a democracy! Etat de Droit! Nou pou kasse lerin mafia la drog! Et nou pou bour lopposition deor!
That, ladies and gentlemen, is a fairly accurate version of the boringly predictable events in the National Assembly tomorrow...
Part time AG, Part time Minis fimier: Mr Speaker, SIR. (Speaker gagne ene erection rare kan zot apel li "Sir"...). Kouma ou kone, kouma lassenblee National entier kone, nou pa kapav diskite oken zafer ki ICAC p investigate! Alor, malgre ki mo bien envi fer zot la lang batte kan mo dire zot kouma carri cerf la ti extra bon, et kouma mo biche ti p fer "hmmmmm, hmmmmm" kan li ti p manz sa...Sorry, mo pa kapav dire narien!
Nou dan ene etat de droit! Nou respekte la loi! La loi dire ki kan ICAC investigate, nou tou bizin res chup chap, meme si sa v dire silence pou 20 ans!
Of course, Mister Speaker SIR! (ala lot erection...), members of the opposition pa konpran sa, parski zot ban anti patriotes. Zot nek kontan fer la demagogotri, sorry demagozi. Laisse mo dire zot, la biche ti check mo gozi, et mo kapav dire zot ki magozi dan bien bon etat. Mr Speaker Sir! Magozi rises up to the occasion same as we rise up to you when you walk in, SIR!
Lopposition: Batiara! Voleur! To kontan cerf gratis! Biento, to pou al dan prison gratis!
Speaker: Who sed zat? Onurable Bhagwan? Sorry, eez not here, I srou im out last week. Sergeant At Arms! Be my little boy and carry Onurable Assirvaden out! OUT!OUT!OUT! Decorum! Standing orders! Parliamentary democracy!
Yes, Unorable Prime Minister, what can I do for you, Your Majesty?
Prime Minister: You are doing a fine job, Mr Speaker, SIR! (ala bez, erection in amene li a the point of no return kan li tan His Majesty dire ki so travay zoli...). C ban anti patriotes ki pa obeir nou parliamentary democracy. Evidaman et bien sure, if Speaker SIR would like to name a few, I will get my faithful servant, Obeedoobeedoo, and the zombies, to suspend them until the end of the year! We are in a democracy! Etat de Droit! Nou pou kasse lerin mafia la drog! Et nou pou bour lopposition deor!
That, ladies and gentlemen, is a fairly accurate version of the boringly predictable events in the National Assembly tomorrow...
