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Oui, mes chers compatriotes, ene chatwa de la kwizinne, ene vrai kouto moussana, in avoye moi la liste ban decores pou lindependance sa lannee la. Laisse mo donne zot lettre ki Premier Ministre in avoy Reduit:
" Ta Baigan! Aller, approve noms sa ban patriotes la pou zot dekoration le 12 Mars. Pa fer zes ar moi, sinon to gato brinzel pa pou kuiy ar moi! To kone toi! Ala la liste ban dekorations principal. Nek dire "oui" parey kouma la kwizinne in bien entraine toi pou dire oui dan tou zafer, ok?
1/ Grand Bouffon of the Star and the Key: Nou zoli Speaker ki fer dimoune gagne ene nouvo kalite wet dreams kan zot pisse dan zot somey avek laraz. Donne li so GBSK pou alle ar so GOSK et GCSK ki nou in fini donne li.
2/ Grand Perik of the Star and the Key: Mo sagrin kan mo truve kouma Joe vreman ena ene la tete bibite, alor nou bizin donne li perik lor frai taxpayers toute long lannee pou li kouver sa zafer la..GPSK pou toi, ministre dilo naiba et ministre kourant kasse kontour...
3/ Grand Dildo of the Star and the Key pou sa bon dimoune ki sa sovaz Lismore la dire li ena ene la guele Vier Sousoute. Pou ene foi mo dakor ar Lismore parski kan mo truv li dan cabinet meetings, mo oblize guet plafond pou mo lizier pa tap lor sa la guele la. Alor, GDSK pou toi, et nou esperer ki to vier sousoute kontan sa dildo la...
4/ Grand Macro of the Star and the Key, pou nou ministre la Peche ki ena ene figire poisson macro ar li...Kan li vine dan cabinet, tou le tan mo pense ene filet lor so la tete...GMSK pou toi, nou sixieme fail...
5/ Grand Bobok of the Star and the Key...Pa bizin conpetition dan san la, Bobok Hureeram really lives up to his name. So, GBSK to our Bobok please.
6/ Baigan, approve san la vite, tansion to laptop eklate kan to p tro pense! Grand Sniffer of the Star and the Key, GSSK, to the la guele tekwa ki koze zis pou montre ki so 2 gro la zou enkor fonctione...
7/ Grand Pustulent of the Star and the Key pou montre kouraz ene hypokrite meme avek so gro tache noir lor so vilain la guele...GPSK for you, Alan who likes talking through his Anal cavity...
8/ Grand Crown of the Star and the Key, for our most arrogant minister. GCSK for Obeedoobeedoo, et mo espere ki ena couronne asser grand pou couver so la tete enorme la. Vreman ene Grand Cunt of the Star and the Key, san la...
9/ Grand Useless of the Star and the Key, for the most useless minister of education we have ever had. Mai Baigan, fer sire ki li la pou so medaille, parski souvan li pa la, li!
10/ Finally, the GOGOT of the island: the Grand Outstandingly Good and Obstreperous Treasonist of the Star and the Key. There is only one candidate, and his name is at the bottom of this letter, Baigan. Approve it, and let us show the world that pena pli gran gogot ki moi dan l'ocean Indien!
Thank you, Your Excellency...
p.s. Please send the list to the press at midnight tonight so that Lepep Admirab can see how we reward our patriots....
" Ta Baigan! Aller, approve noms sa ban patriotes la pou zot dekoration le 12 Mars. Pa fer zes ar moi, sinon to gato brinzel pa pou kuiy ar moi! To kone toi! Ala la liste ban dekorations principal. Nek dire "oui" parey kouma la kwizinne in bien entraine toi pou dire oui dan tou zafer, ok?
1/ Grand Bouffon of the Star and the Key: Nou zoli Speaker ki fer dimoune gagne ene nouvo kalite wet dreams kan zot pisse dan zot somey avek laraz. Donne li so GBSK pou alle ar so GOSK et GCSK ki nou in fini donne li.
2/ Grand Perik of the Star and the Key: Mo sagrin kan mo truve kouma Joe vreman ena ene la tete bibite, alor nou bizin donne li perik lor frai taxpayers toute long lannee pou li kouver sa zafer la..GPSK pou toi, ministre dilo naiba et ministre kourant kasse kontour...
3/ Grand Dildo of the Star and the Key pou sa bon dimoune ki sa sovaz Lismore la dire li ena ene la guele Vier Sousoute. Pou ene foi mo dakor ar Lismore parski kan mo truv li dan cabinet meetings, mo oblize guet plafond pou mo lizier pa tap lor sa la guele la. Alor, GDSK pou toi, et nou esperer ki to vier sousoute kontan sa dildo la...
4/ Grand Macro of the Star and the Key, pou nou ministre la Peche ki ena ene figire poisson macro ar li...Kan li vine dan cabinet, tou le tan mo pense ene filet lor so la tete...GMSK pou toi, nou sixieme fail...
5/ Grand Bobok of the Star and the Key...Pa bizin conpetition dan san la, Bobok Hureeram really lives up to his name. So, GBSK to our Bobok please.
6/ Baigan, approve san la vite, tansion to laptop eklate kan to p tro pense! Grand Sniffer of the Star and the Key, GSSK, to the la guele tekwa ki koze zis pou montre ki so 2 gro la zou enkor fonctione...
7/ Grand Pustulent of the Star and the Key pou montre kouraz ene hypokrite meme avek so gro tache noir lor so vilain la guele...GPSK for you, Alan who likes talking through his Anal cavity...
8/ Grand Crown of the Star and the Key, for our most arrogant minister. GCSK for Obeedoobeedoo, et mo espere ki ena couronne asser grand pou couver so la tete enorme la. Vreman ene Grand Cunt of the Star and the Key, san la...
9/ Grand Useless of the Star and the Key, for the most useless minister of education we have ever had. Mai Baigan, fer sire ki li la pou so medaille, parski souvan li pa la, li!
10/ Finally, the GOGOT of the island: the Grand Outstandingly Good and Obstreperous Treasonist of the Star and the Key. There is only one candidate, and his name is at the bottom of this letter, Baigan. Approve it, and let us show the world that pena pli gran gogot ki moi dan l'ocean Indien!
Thank you, Your Excellency...
p.s. Please send the list to the press at midnight tonight so that Lepep Admirab can see how we reward our patriots....
