Paul Lismore


Rédigé par Paul Lismore le Mardi 12 Janvier 2021

" The only thing worse than a liar is a liar that's also a hypocrite!"----Tennessee Williams

Definition of a cholo, a real one:

1/ A cholo is an inveterate liar who is also a hypocrite. It is a term often used when describing any 'serviteur du pays', politician, zourlanus, or gogotologue when these people tell you that they love their country, that they are "patriots", and who will invoke God as their witness who will confirm their innocence, even when the blood is still fresh on their knives.

2/ A cholo is a zavoka who only ever goes to court when he sues the people he claims to represent and defend, i.e. Lepep Admirab, and often walks away with tens of millions of rupees either for himself or the corrupt organisation he represents. He has no known record of ever defending any accused. Our courts are simply another asset of his which he uses regularly in order to extort a fortune from us.

3/ A real cholo is someone who sues Lepep Admirab for Rs 100 millions because the poor bastard could not stuff his silly face with Xmas pudding as Missier Gablou wanted to have a few words with him. Rs 100 millions for spending 10 hours at Casernes sounds like nothing to a multi billionaire, non? Especially as the fortune the family has amassed comes from very dubious sources...

4/ A real cholo suffers from selective amnesia and will try to convince you that a lie is the truth, safe in the knowledge that the slavish nincompoops at the MBC will report it as fact, and that some people so bad that they cannot even be called 'zourlanus' will dutifully publish his lies as the truth.

5/ Real cholos are the staff in la cuisine from the Head Chef to the potato peeler who have not even one original, constructive idea amongst them, but who survive on causing as much damage and havoc to the lives of those perceived by the cholos as their 'enemies'. And when you have an intellectual dwarf, Lady Macbeth,as leader of la cuisine, you can guess what sort of shit will flow out of la cuisine.

6/ A real cholo breaks most of his promises, and is too much of a ti cretin to understand why people now want to shove a big gulab jamun up his arse.

7/ A real cholo is one who celebrates religious festivals long after even God has moved on to the next festival....and who loves curtains so much that he really appreciates the cretins whose lifetime achievement consists entirely in draping a rido over his shoulders, and gratefully feeling the bosom of the cholo against theirs with the inevitable 'man hug' that follows such garish displays of arse licking in public.

8/ A real cholo, suffering from intense hypocrisy and shamelessness, will always delve in the nether regions of the selective amnesia that afflicts him permanently...and cannot remember how he, his pissing father, and the fake Ayatollah used to troop up to Dawood Rawat's house and beg for 'contributions'. A real cholo will ignore the fact that he, his father, and the idiot took tens of millions of rupees from the one they eventually stole everything from. A real cholo/zavoka/ti cretin cannot understand how he has not returned the money that he claimed was 'criminal' because he said falsely that it came from a Ponzi. 

9/ A real cholo is someone so lacking in statesmanship, so devoid of the gravitas and nobility that are essential elements of the post he holds; he is so reminiscent of the garcon gatee syndrome that he cannot brook any criticism...He  is such a proponent of Fake News that he considers only zourlanus cholos as real 'journalists', because they will treat all the fake news that he spouts as the Truth. 

10/ A real cholo brings in an amendment in order to curtail our right to freedom of expression...and who hopes that the vacuum that this will create will be filled in with all sorts of fake news that flow straight from his office to the sewers that zourlanus feed from. 

11/ A real cholo will finance all sorts of online rags in order to act as a secondary sewer for his shit. And lepep Kouyon will fall for this, because there are so many who unquestioningly believe everything that has been published by unprincipled arseholes.

In other words, a real cholo is a ti cretin who will do and say anything in order to stay in power, and who will continue to bleed the country dry.

Mardi 12 Janvier 2021

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