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[Paul Lismore] "Chaque décès est un décès de trop..."


Rédigé par E. Moris le Vendredi 17 Septembre 2021



Yet another stupid, prefabricated, overused to death, meaningless remark by a serviteur du pays... 

We really have some unimaginative, rather dull individuals pretending to servi nou pays. "  CHAQUE DÉCÈS EST UN DÉCÈS DE TROP" is the only thing that our lovely Vice President could say about the Covid 19 crisis.

Yes, we do have a Vice President, although you only ever see him when he takes a trip on Metro, followed by an army of zourlanus with nothing better to do with their miserable lives than to inform us of every detail of the trip taken by another grossly overpaid, good for nothing parasite....

In case you can't remember his name, which would be perfectly understandable as he is as forgettable as our lovely President Baigan, our Vice President is called Eddy Boissezon... or Eddy Seasonal Wood to those who claim to know him well and therefore want to impress him with their command of the English Language...

Steady, Ready, Eddy will pocket at least Rs 3.6 million, tax free siouplai, this year plus all sorts of privileges and entitlements that none of us approve of but which the politicians voted for: Free chauffeur driven limousine until the day he dies, free petrol/deklaration/lassirance/repairs, free secretary/typist even though no one can recall him ever writing anything of any value, free police bodyguard 24/24, a pension at 2/3 the rate of his already grossly immoral "monthly emolument", also tax free, etc etc.

For all that money that he takes from us and will continue to take for many, many years without paying even one cent in tax, he can come up,  with only " CHAQUE DÉCÈS EST UN DÉCÈS DE TROP"? Eoula! Here are some examples of better phrases starting with "chaque"....

1/ Chaque pair de dal pouri/roti/farata est un pair de trop! Akoz carbohydrates/diabetes do!

2/ Chaque bol Halim/briani/mine frire/bouy/gato frire/gato disik est un de trop! Again, akoz diabetes, malade leker, la mort!

3/ For the perverts who love young, underage girls:

     Chaque coup de malice avek Tifi lekol est un malice de trop! Ena prison ladan, mai avek nou ban ziz/mazistra, ena gran sans ki tou pou korek...

4/ Chaque speech de ban politiciens en fesse est un speech de trop! Si suicide p ogmanter dan sa pays la, c akoz sa ban speech en fesse la depi Bobok Hureeram, et various la tete bibitte dan parlman.

5/ Chaque video de 1 ou 2 hr tan par ban ki envi gouverner autrement est un video de trop! Eski dimoune normal konne kiken asser fou ki pou assizer ekut ene gopia kozer pou tou sa le tan la? 

6/ Chaque comment de 1 ggt ki pa pou "like" post la mai ki pou envi inpressione dimoune avek ene comment en fesse: Eoula! Al trier lentilles do!

7/ Chaque fois ki ene voleur akiz ban ki pa sipporte zot kokin de antipatriotes! Ayo! Chaque foi mo tan sa, mo bien envi al rode ene la manche pioche et bour sa dan tonkin voleur la!

8/ Chaque fois que le chuttur ka mou en sarz ICAC dire " Mo p enkor etidier dossier la", ene nation entier krier: "Ta ggt! Met dossier la dan to fesse!"

Alor SeasonalWood, rann ene service: Bez nou kass bien, pran tou kalite privilez depi nou, mai please: ferm la guele si zis kk ki pou sorti depi la dan! Ki kalite toupee sa? Bez nou pitaye kumsa et aprer vine insilter nou ene foi sak six mois kan li ouver la guele et dire ene betiz?

Si pena narien a fer, al donne President Baigan ene cou de main avek so plantation brinzel do!

Vendredi 17 Septembre 2021

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