[Paul Lismore] ANOOJ THE IDIOT SHOWS US EVERYDAY WHY EURIPIDES WAS RIGHT ALL THOSE YEARS AGO....

You thought all the horror stories from the MBC were over? That sanity, competence, and probity at last reigns over that monument of corruption, shameless bias, and incredible incompetence?

You were wrong! Everything in life has limits, but it is now clear that there is absolutely no limit to Anoojs' stupidity. He remains in a class of his own...or rather, he is the only living specimen in that fetid swamp reserved only for the worst idiots and most corrupt and mad bastards on earth.

Nevertheless, Anooj the idiot plays a superb role in showing us why Berenger's description of Pravind Jugnauth as a "ti cretin" remains by far the most accurate insult of all times.

How else can you describe the Prime Minister of a country, or his equally atrocious wife, spending precious time every afternoon conversing with Anooj the idiot about what sleeping tablets to put in that disgusting thing known as "Le Journal", so that chatwas and the oldies can gently drift off to sleep whilst listening to the lies peddled so effortlessly by "newscasters" who seem on heat every time they mention the name of their God, Pravind Kumar Jugnauth? What other country in the world, apart from a dictatorship, would have a PM encouraging the arsehole in charge of the national TV station to break the law known as the MBC Act every day? How cretinous do you have to be in order to not understand a plain and simple fact: only idiots watch the MBC!

Anyway, guess what Anooj the halfwit has been doing since yesterday? He is very annoyed that news of his daily lunacy leaks out. Yes, he is very very angry!

All 5 ft 2 ins of the little dwarf is terribly pissed off. Very angry that his lack of any meaningful educational qualifications, his predilection for shoplifting whisky, his nasty habit of using the MBC chauffeur driven car to ferry Mrs Dwarf and the little dwarves wherever they want to go every day, the sixieme fail standard of his spoken English and French, and his general uselessness and incredible incompetence as the DG of our national TV station...all is now known to a Lepep that, despite quite Kouyon, still has enough energy to feel disgust that a little oik like him is on an astronomical salary and expenses....and feels even angrier that the Prime Minister of this cursed island is in daily phone conference with such an idiot.

Anooj the nincompoop is not happy that Week End has once again divulged the zougader scandal at the MBC, something which I wrote about recently. What do you think mutton head Anooj has now done? Go on, have a guess, and I bet you will not be able to guess the depth of the stupidity of the little dwarf....

Here you are: Anooj the moron has ordered staff to plaster the corridors of the MBC and the walls of their offices with this poster...As usual, note the poor grammatical construction, the punctuation that leaves a lot to be desired...but note especially the lunacy of an idiot who simply does not realise how stupid he sounds to all decent Mauritians except the 2 idiots in charge of la cuisine.

Are you surprised that this country is well and truly fucked with such imbeciles in power and in charge of our institutions?

THE POSTER ON ALL THE CORRIDORS AT THE MBC SINCE YESTERDAY...